god knows how much data these companies have on us and they still can't figure out i dont need mothers day gifts advertised to me

o I love waking up in agony. well time to grab my bong ig

Fuuka is hungry and needs you to feed her

who downloading the new windows fuck you baltimore 😳😳😳

Sorry stream is a little late as usual- several of my co-organizers reached out to me in the last 30 minutes with problems. Now that that's resting on my mind, let's travel!!! www.twitch.tv/professorket...

just had my first experience of hearing my name in a short/reel/meme/etc for the first time and it genuinely jumpscared me, had to run ts back. so glad this is not something i have to deal with normally lol (bonus: it wasn't even a girl)

CORRECTION BECAUSE IM DUMB: Stream will start 3pm on Saturday

what are some good twitch alternatives, besides youtube which I am thinking about?

Schedule for the week- still would like to fit in a Resident Evil stream somewhere in here but I do not know what additional days I'll be free atm

horseshoe theory is real but only for Fred Durst and Mr. Beast

girl help I am getting Italian funger memes

if my headphones die before I get home from this appointment I will explode

Dude there’s this person who has whole ass meetings basically on her laptop or phone in my doctors office

Experimenting! :>

you ask any half sane person my age what their career plan is and it ranges from a sad chuckle and a head shake to "blow my shit smooth off"

you study 4 years, get published in multiple high-impact papers, all to realize what you should have been doing is either forgetting you had leftover bitcoin from buying molly back in 2019 or illegal gambling for kids. hate this world

i just simply adore that the best way to get rich rn is to 1. be born rich (meta) 2. gambling on the suffering on innocents. 3. is ofc become a right wing griftcaster but the market is deeply oversaturated. sad!

🌟 Show Your Range 🌟 Cute or crazy, call it 👀

Stardew Sundays are back with @pastaparade.bsky.social ! I've unfucked my Stardew! See you soon!\ www.twitch.tv/professorket...

average person cheering for war in iran

Episode 15 of The Rolls We Choose tonight at 7 PM EST. After clearing out a hive of fearsome giant wasps, the party turns to a new threat, pursuing the bounty on the Blood Fish haunting a local pond before heading north. Watch live at twitch.tv/choose_your_... #TTRPG #ActualPlay #SelfPromoSaturday

Sorry can’t hear you over the sound of me adding the statue to cart :3

also bc im just gonna get the statue and game at the same time :3

how it feels being financially responsible and waiting for my moneys next week before i get re9 (ive gotten several surprise bills recently and am not gonna risk it lmao)

brought my 380 to Oshaune only for the bugs yo run between the shots like ants in the microwave

the question is do i play re9 on my own first or do i stream my first run

alien miku but vipporify her 👽✨ #lowpoly

will never get over how when i didn't know i how closed species worked, i had a "mod" from said closed species find me instantly upon mentioning smth on artfight. meanwhile they publicly accused me of stealing/buying a fake and then never cleared it up when it turned out i was in the right. fuckers

holy fuck

I love that I thought I had a 2-3 hour obligation this morning only to find out we didn’t even schedule it bc not enough people

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

stream is probably canceled for today bc i am currently very ill- but i may stream later if i can cool off and recover

my favorite thing about multiple illnesses or injuries is that i'll do something to treat one thing and then end up with a terrible headache. i love passing out when i stand up!!

god grant me the serenity to endure eating food, the courage to make and eat the food, and the wisdom to know i should eat food

appreciating it on the basis of practicability or health is different than actively preferring it bc of taste, to be clear

americano gotta be one of the worst coffees and if it's your favorite i will raise an eyebrow

kinda obsessed with the meme format rn which is just "mayor mamdani has announced (insert something here usually a reference or smth)- what are your thoughts on this?"

it's always funny to see a 'no' on an artist's comm sheet that clearly isn't them being uncomfortable drawing it or being morally opposed, but rather just the fact the people who fixate on it are extremely annoying

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

unlimited games but no games!!!