DNI if you are a 3000 year old mummy that was awakened by a cursed tome to regain life-force and seek revenge on the world of the living

yeah, i use AI: Actually I am dumb 😎

had a dream last night where when i went to the bathroom every morning i would throw my boxers into the toilet and flush them

glaad.org/fcc last day to let 'em know we won't put up with this bullshit. be polite(ish) yet firm and read this site carefully, these are posted publicly. you can give them initials as a name and your local city hall's address for safety.

see back in my day we called them image macros, it was a picture with text on it- wait where's everyone going? i haven't even got to describe the funny flash video with a song about badgers and mushrooms! then there's a snake! it's hilarious i promise!!

oh fuck i need to make an paril fools post uhhh

DUNGEON BODEGA SIM! organize the stuff sell the stuff make the potions pet the cat pet the slimes upgrade the shop sell the stuff

in light of recent news, i want to confirm i will be celebrating very loudly and proudly when that huge news story of fascist prick dying finally happens. go ahead and call my boss lmao, she'll probably give me a raise

i always say "mornin" instead of "good mornin" because if it was a good mornin i'd be fishin!

There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female. But the heart and soul have much more personality. It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words. You were born to live freely. Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

this is outside of what i normally post but i have some things to say today any single one of my trans sisters and brothers and siblings have contributed so much more positive to this world than all dipshit chuds combined have. there was more but ultimately unhelpful. be safe out there friends.

mmm, 32 bit integer limit coffee

clearing the backlog? nah let's play through cyberpunk2077 for a third time

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half life 3 this, half life 3 that. where's my ricochet 2, gabe? i am no longer asking.

on day 26 of the new voices of the void update "[UNSTABLE SHADOW SUPER TEST] Alpha 0.9.0 [0015_1]" it is very cool. it is hard. new concepts still need to be balanced. shit is very broken, turns out they weren't lying with that release name. important story mode events will not trigger.

with win10 EOL coming up and discussions about linux gaming i'd like to say some things from my (very basic) viewpoint: steamOS is not for your desktop. it is made for steam deck. most modern popular distros require no terminal fuckery 99% of the time proton just works and is very easy to use

there should be a place that i can go to to pet friendly horses. and maybe goats and pigs. i think this would be Very Good

built in battery indicator for my dualsense?? coolest shit ever, especially for someone obsessed with battery health. it's not actually charging but baby steps. on windoze i had to run the sony firmware updater to get the worst battery indicator i've ever seen

squeakross 10% off, very good must buy. if you like picross/nonogram or are interested in learning this is the perfect game. bonus adorable critters. also on switch and itch if you are so inclined squeakross.cool

mefjus does it again. impeccable style

i think CachyOS is wonderful and a much needed force in linux gaming but i cry every time arch is suggested as a first-time distro. starting with arch is being thrown in the deep end. some will swim and become much more knowledgeable than i am (which isn't hard). others will sink and never come back

Meowabunga! 🏄

i've been curious what the chances are of a squid ship generating in no man's sky. up late last night trying to figure out how many variations of ball exotic ship can exist since i haven't been able to find anyone else doing the same thing. if i did it right, there are 28 variations

did a bit more ship hunting the other day. this is a cool one with some decent sc slots. almost the parts i want, looking for a blue or white royal like this with a clam tail instead but the red and silver is nice. bonus floating islands paradise planet, no crazy temps but is nice and rainy.

me eating a delicious plant-based burger: no fancy adding machine could ever generate the pure joy of bugsnax and i think that's pretty neat

Kaleidoscope build I finished last night #Xxiou #NMSBases @nomansbsky.bsky.social #NoMansSky #NoMansHigh #NMS #HelloGames #VPSupport #VPRepost #TheCapturedCollective

"you use linux, you must be good with computers" hahah yeahh.... about that...

people climbing a bunch of towers to unlock the map in botw: ninty does it again, this is peak gaming people climbing a bunch of towers to unlock the map in ubisoft game: more like ewww-bisoft (this is a joke i greatly dislike ubisoft and am enjoying botw immensely)

oh hey azura. you need me to kill some things? i'm on it boss

beat saber common misconception: the difficulty names mean something. really, they mean nothing. especially on custom maps. usually rhythm games solve this with a star system of difficulties but beat saber is an odd one. the notes-per-second (NPS) number will tell you more but not everything.

SQUEAKROSS LAUNCH LETS FUCKING GOOO store.steampowered.com/app/2871440/...

Squeakross: Home Squeak Home is available NOW on Steam and Nintendo Switch! 🧩Solve 650 nonograms! 🧀Decorate your home! 🐭RATS! Made with love for picross experts as well as total beginners! Steam: s.team/a/2871440 Switch: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro... More info: squeakross.cool

scooting around the winding hallways of the ministry of truth at 300 speed thanks to some funny boots a nice lady gave me, being chased by a pack of ordinators while the benny hill music plays at full volume in my head now this is truly the morrowind experience

light no fire fans after 1.5 years of waiting on a game that is definitely in development: "I HATE EVERYTHING THESE DEVS SHOULD DIE" me on year 18 of the hl2 ep2 cliffhanger: "i hope hl3 never comes out *lighting candles and incense at my gaben shrine* at least i have something to hope for"

fuck jk rowling 🖕😤🖕 go to hell. leon stands with his trans brothers and sisters and every one in between forever and always

sean posts the bacon cowboy and i wake up to an unspecified NMS update. hmmmm (i was going to put a funny cat gif with this but bluesky makes it too big)

Happy pride month fellow squeakers 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

what the hell. i take a break from beat saber for a couple months, come back to an updated version that wiped my controller offsets. no big deal, i slap together some new ones by eyeball and somehow score a 96+ on my first map to test them out. very easy map but still. what even is this game

lmao, satisfactory announces the 1.1 update release with a harmless joke about american vs european date formatting and some redditors start fighting and insulting each other in the comments. classic iso 8601 is the better format anyway

a podcast got me thinking about outer wilds again. just hearing the song is enough to make me feel like crying. the dlc is easily the best dlc i've ever played, it's very hard to say but i may like it more than the base game.

alchemy is so busted in Morrowind, i love it. i learned that your int and luck attributes dictate how successful your potions are. so i looked at a formula, pulled up a calculator, and figured out i would need about 500 intelligence to never fail a mix. surely you can't... ?

well would you look at that, a free shack :) (openMW, native linux)

recently got back into crossword puzzles and just realized that "Sp." at the end of a clue means SPANISH. who thought that was a good idea, just say Spanish what the hell also shoutouts to Forkyz for keeping the dream of Shortyz alive

Your periodic reminder that "fancy fonts" on places like Bluesky are unicode & are a nightmare for screen reader users. DON'T use for your name Not only that, good lucky having anyone search for you in the search bar by name. More examples in the original post on Masto: toot.cafe/@aardrian/11...

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you know what? fuck it *changes legal name to Stoner Boner and runs for office with the slogan "smoke hash eat ass"*

ever wanted to play Fallout 2 on your steam deck but couldn't figure out how to get X2 Scaling and suffered from slowdown and screen tears? well now you can! using my handy guide complete with pictures and BIG RED ARROWS: leon.nekoweb.org/blog/fallout...

You are my rolling star それぞれ大きくなって 🔊🎵 #OPL3MIDI