Mood in the city of philadelphia tonight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA4F...

they're making me not want to watch football anymore.

If they dont stop with the saquon up the middle play I swear

Going into thanksgiving week is triggering for my disordered eating patterns. Knowing thurs +leftovers bout to be excessively tasty tells me tonight calls for broccoli and skinless chicken

Somebody pls coin a term for being a grinch about Wicked.

I genuinely feel bad for the guy

Ive always thought the expression "dead to me" was hyperbole. Until someone I cared about went maga. I now think of him as even more impossible to connect with than actual dead people.

everything is going great, guys.

and then ziprecruiter wants to pop up in my inbox talmbout based on your resume, this phlebotomist job 40 miles away looks like a fit for you.

I'm also mad about being forced to lie by omission like what draws you to a particular gig isnt heavily influenced by lack of other options. My next cover letter: How many openings are there in this field/city? Sure, but realistically halve that. Well thats why I'm trying to get this one.

Like, if it made sense to apply to one job, wait for an answer, then apply for another one I could tentatively afford to hype myself up over one specific gig. But thats not realistic for anyone.

I resent the way job applications make you write a love letter to that specific job as if you're not being forced to say the same thing in other applications when he main thing is simply to earn money to live on. Its cruelty.

I'm trying to figure out the best way to joyfully not participate in the economy this holiday season.

New level of hyperfixation nerdery unlocked: I recognize the experts on several random topics from other documentaries on those same topics.

I left my Michigan cousin a voicemail just to make sure it sinks in: GO BIRDS

If I were writing the law & order version of the current administration, the files have something in them that connects the dots on epstein's "suicide" and 🍊💩 sees consequences for that but never for the girls

My horoscope for today said "not to ignore red flags just because I want to be in love." Not sure how to apply that advice to doing laundry and comfort-rewatching frasier. It wouldve been nice to have had that heads up on several saturday nights in my 20s tho.

Guys, I'm starting to think maybe Epstein didn't die from suicide and also unrelatedly maybe the president is not a good guy.

It never occured to me that some girls who ran around with older guys when I was in high school were in fact being groomed and raped by adult men. I was not cute and a late bloomer so to even talk to a boy over 18 was an event in my cornball adolesence

Its wild to get older and realize how acutely an adult knows a child when we see one. the "fastest" most mature 15 yr old is obviously only 15. It makes me sicker to see society debate this every time another man preys on teens, which is about every 5-10 years since I was that age.

I'm not religious so it took an old jeopardy clue about jesus' miracles for it to click that feeding people was important enough for jesus to do several feeding the people miracles in the bible, yet its the ppl insisting theyre good christians intent on making sure the hungry do not get fed.

the fact that I'm watching tv with ads and the ad server algo has decided I'm hispanic is proof I need to go be productive. Because IDC if they say it in swahili, Im not checking for Burlington coat factory

The "idea" of a 50 year mortgage as a solution to the housing crisis makes his "idea' to kill covid by drinking bleach sound welll-formed

In case you forgot for a second that we're cooked...

I know I must've lost my mind because how is it only nov 4 I just saw the same xmas pa lottery commercial they run every year?

Even though I know it’s not personal, I feel such joy when a baby in that “hi!” stage says hi to me and I get to say hi back.

Meanwhile, congress was busy suppressing their bootlegger's black book at the expense of the american people. Hmm.

klan membership resurged during prohibition because it gave them a new way to come for black people & immigrants. I love watching documentaries because us history is always repeating itself.

If you need things from china, just know 11/11 is a shopping holiday so theres deals.

My new form of hope while job seeking is to build a workplace capsule wardrobe and leave everything in the cart waiting so that when —not if— I get the job I'll have one less thing to do. I have not worked in a proper office in like 15 years so I need stuff

I really don't like how the eagles have me caught up enough to feel like something is missing from my Sunday on our bye week.

for halloween reasons my sister and I started talking about geto boys my mind is playing tricks on me" The fact that "it wasnt even close to halloween" kind of makes it not a halloween song but we're still not over that 35 yr old twist.

They're saying that tomorrow night the libs are using SNAP to buy candy to give away to our children but only if they wear masks.

People criticizing SNAP covering what they deem "unhealthy" or "not real-food" items are only demonstrating a lack of understanding about how things work. Any packaged food conglomerate would dark money/lobby away any rules omitting their products from snap eligibility.

This man on peoples court is suing the dry cleaner because his us polo association coat, which he insists is real ralph lauren, fell apart. Sad!

I was obsessed with kirk cameron in 2nd grade so life's been full of such letdowns. My true fave is deceased so unless youve got old video of him being trash IDC.

these days anyone Ive ever heard of is liable to pop out like "hey heres a hateful unsolicited opinion. I'm actually trash and you never thought about it.

the thing about trending topics. His album Poses was life soundtrack status in 2003 but I havent listened to him in ages so my heart was ready to break.

My sleep study results say my sleep apnea is resolved. Break at the knees! I’m already better rested after 2 nights with no Cpap. Huzzah! just in time for me to stand a chance against seasonal depression.

why am I watching a cheesy 90s horror movie where alphonso ribero and seth green are fighting giant ticks?

Am I the only one irritated by politicians saying they're going to enact x y or x policy on DAY ONE? Because no you're not. Get your parking pass, ID badge, and lil lumbar support pillow for your office chair. Don't be ridiculous.

@thevibeconductor.bsky.social I feel like youv'e seen whos the man several times but would be getting the same nostalgia dopamine boost from it that I am as a first time viewer. Every scene has another 90s hip hop cameo

Flipped channels onto 1993's Who's The Man so I'm watching it for the first time. Instant treasure trove of nostalgia omg.

One of the worst parts about job hunting is that I'll have myself convinced i really am the perfect candidate over the cover letter I wrote. Whereas its my goal to do a capitalism not a love story.

Since we passed rock bottom log ago I may as well beg the country to listen to reagan on economic policy now.

If ol boy really does demolish the white house I hope he replaces it with a tacky funhouse and zany mini-golf like in caddyshack 2

An idea of how grim the job market is: I cant help but notice my regular search for new job listings in the past few days includes what was likely Kada Scott's job posted pretty much as soon as they ID'd her body.

Music documentaries always send me on listening binges. The Lilith fair doc on Hulu is just ok, mostly good for reminding me how much I rocked Natalie merchant and Sarah McLachlan for a time. I enjoy the perspective on an aspect of 90s pop culture for which I was a mere bystander.

I didn't realize D'Angelo wrote U Will Know. In retrospect, it mght've been my 90s naivete, but that song was the last time it felt like we might overcome.