A game that sums up the season so far. Frustrating. Vladdy swinging at crap. Defense is sketchy. The team is just not doing enough. #Bluejays

Yeah Clase! Hot as hell. Can Kirky score on a single here? #Bluejays

Varsho better steal a base here. Might be our only hope. #Bluejays

0-2 and he gets a hit. Nice nice nice. Too bad we wasted Straw last inning. Could really use a stolen base right now. #Bluejays

Yikes Ernie. Don't scare me like that. #Bluejays

Gonna need an Okamoto blast to win this game. #Bluejays

Hey hey. Varsho gets a hit. Another 2 out rally? #Bluejays

Bad challenge. Great challenge. Glad Valenzuela didn't chicken out on the 2nd one. Gaus needs a double play. #Bluejays

Was it a week ago that Jeff Blair said Ernie shouldn't be a full time player? #Bluejays

Wonder if Gausman is hurt by the ABS? How much has he benefited over the years from Kirky framing his pitches? He just seems very hittable this year if guys are laying off balls out of the zone. Anything in the zone is being hit. #Bluejays

Did Nathan have the free Denny's Grand Slam for his birthday breakfast? #Bluejays

The emotional roller coaster continues. Did no one have a pre scout report on Lafrance for this series? Finally score runs and the pitching stinks. #Bluejays

Kaboom!!!! Bingo Bango Bongo. Trashing works again! #Bluejays

This is not the Ty France I remember from last year. Geez no one can pitch today. #Bluejays

Get Vladdy out of the 3 spot! He is killing us. #Bluejays

Ernie had a mild slump but he is back with a vengeance. And he's an all star. #Bluejays

Nice hit. Kirky is the key. Double machine. #Bluejays

Yikes Trey. Need some magic to get out of this. I could go for an early nap if this is a blowout. #Bluejays

Sidney Crosby has left about 43 million dollars on the table over his career by signing contracts based on his August 7th birthday. Wonder if he would have signed for more if his birthday had been later in the year. #NHL

Need the offense to keep getting runs before the 7th inning and with Trey and Gaus the next 2 games we can hopefully go into the break with a 5 game winning streak. No more losing streaks! 2 max the rest of the way. #Bluejays

Tristan Peters is hilarious. He was mic'd up and said he would stay mic'd up as long as he got hits. He hit for the cycle. 2nd Canadian ever. #Bluejays #Canada

Madison Shipman was great tonight. #Bluejays

OK. Now end this Louie Louie. Woah oh. We gotta go now. Yesssssss!!!! Another few days off my life. #Bluejays

Good challenge. That could be huge. #Bluejays

Such a difference having Louie Louie close this year. Sure he can blow a save like anyone but I swear last year I lost years off my life with Hoffman. I barely pay attention to the 9th when Varland is in. Almost automatic. #Bluejays

Rogers making it look easy. Maybe should pitch the ninth. #Bluejays

I bet the #Bluejays are putting in a big order for that red dragon. Rogers will be selling them for 50 bucks at home games the rest of the year.

Probably the only good thing that has happened this year is Hoffman stinking so bad early losing his closer job to Varland and now is pitching great as a setup guy. The 7th 8th and 9th innings are much less stressful than last year. #Bluejays

Tee off on one Vladdy. #Bluejays

Get through this and we can get to the best bullpen order in baseball with Hoffman Rogers and Varland. And Dallas does it! #Bluejays

Bieber gets his ERA down to 7.85 thanks to the last 3.2 scoreless innings. 6 hits 3 walks. Still lots of improvement to come. #Bluejays

Bieber must be in shock pitching with a lead. #Bluejays

Now that is contact!!!! #Bluejays

Vladdy gets lucky. We will take it. Make some contact Okamoto. #Bluejays

Could be the game right here. Bear down Bieber! #Bluejays

Bottom of the order. Need an easy inning so Biebs can get 5 innings in. And of course he walks a guy. Short leash Schneider. Bullpen is rested. #Bluejays

Fuck Varsho. Need these guys in. #Bluejays

Let's go Alejandro. Run run run! #Bluejays

Yay Vladdy didn't chase. I was sure he was swinging at that ball. Stay hot Okamoto. #Bluejays

Bieber calming down as usual. But needs to avoid another big run inning in the 4th and 5th. Let's get some runs now. #Bluejays

OK Bieber. Time to show you can still get it done. That 9.00 ERA is embarrassing. Let's get some more 1st inning runs. #Bluejays

Hope Ernie keeps getting the hits in the leadoff spot. Springer going out on the 1st pitch every game was driving me crazy. Too bad Lukes isn't playing today. Kirky needs to start hitting for this batting order to be great. #Bluejays

Why is no one offer sheeting Bedard? The Hawks will be forced to pay a max deal which makes them less competitive. I don't even think the Hawks would take the #Canucks 4 1st rounders. Every team with the cap space should be trying to get this kid. Seattle really needs a star.

When did diarrhea become explosive? When Ozempic came out? Around the time the term atmospheric river came out? Could mean the same thing really.

Marlins one of best teams in baseball 2nd to last in attendance ahead of only Sacramento. 12,602 per game. Tampa 1 spot ahead avg 16,544 and leading the AL East. Can we not get one of these teams to move to Montreal or Vancouver? I am starting to hate cheering for Roger's team. #Bluejays

So does Briere now have his sights on Bedard? The Flyers do need a star player. I don't think Petey is on Tocchet's wish list and assume Petey has the Flyers on his no trade list. #Canucks #NHL

Don't we all get a little sleepy after turkey?

Ducks match. #NHL players playing catch up with the other pro leagues. Still way behind. Wonder what salaries would be without the cap? #Canucks

Damn. Well probably not the worst thing with Cease being at 117 pitches. Fans of this team sure are on an emotional rollercoaster. #Bluejays

Holy crap. The dragon even worked for Vladdy. Out in a hurry. Back is OK. #Bluejays