little spike ball girl's service pail a song about a girl named little spike ball girl who uses her pail to help people soundcloud.com/lostrobotmus...

If there’s one thing that protects children it’s limiting their access to information so they need to use dodgier and dodgier methods to access things thus funneling them into obscure spaces with unscrupulous actors

every time i open bluesky i see a post about how it isn't dying actually

For some reason Pastebin decided to nuke my account over this, so here's a Google Document for the entirety of Evbo's Parkour Civilization: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

i'm removing bluesky from my firefox home page now, so i probably won't be checking it very often anymore

emails citing ban reasons are rolling out apparently it is a bannable offense to CLICK LIKE ON A POST that the bluesky moderators deem inappropriate

final salt in the wound is that a post i just made hit the Discover tab and now i'm getting people calling themselves republicans in my replies clicked the Discover tab to see what it looks like and the first thing i see is The Guardian talking about jobs this joint is cooked, to discord it is

discord is @lostrobot, as mentioned in my bio i have some extremely large (and free) secret projects i've been working on 16 hours a day for the past few years, and i'd like for y'all to see them when they're finally released

you know, thinking on how this ban wave just happened to occur immediately after bluesky became overwhelmingly popular it kinda seems like this whole time they were only keeping us around so the site can get off the ground now they don't need us anymore

elon musk's twitter has officially banned fewer of my trans mutuals than bluesky

i take back what i said about starfruit, it turns out the one i ate wasn't ripe ye- wait what the fuck why are all of my friends banned

i swear bluesky mods choose who to ban each morning by putting pictures of queer people on a dartboard and throwing darts blindfolded over coffee

lord help me i havent drawn in forever and im rusty as fuck #art #furryart

i recently learned that if you only eat 500 calories per day then you will actually get malnutrition after a while and it isn't just a made-up thing

i made a cute 90 minute album of microtonal music for a game i was making (or rather, ~45 minute album with ~45 minutes of bonus tracks) www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFiW...

the reason i could never be a therapist is because in response to literally every issue i'd just say "try looking at more yuri hentai" i'd be far too successful and all the other therapists would be out of a job

Gottem

repost if you're okay with your friends having weird sex fantasies about you

sometimes i need to autistically infodump about things i don't actually have any info on need to find a girl who's fine with me coming over and gesturing at a pomegranate while saying "look it's a pomegranate" for like an hour

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SO CLOSE (i can't drive) (i'm also sad this didn't include spicier ones like "to the Bible" or "in the classroom" or "in your occupied tent at scout camp" or "in the church chapel while it's in session" or "in the same room as a mormon apostle") (all of which i've admittedly done)

mcdonald's is an awesome loli creation company, it's just sad that they're so slow at it since they keep getting distracted with some weird fast food side gig or something

why is it that the most popular people on porn sites are just completely boring and generic pornstars and not some dude named The Cum Yodeler who performs the most flawless clogging and yodeling performance you've ever seen whenever they ejaculate

it's crazy that so many millions of people ask you for your astrological signs or MBTI results, when they could ask about something that actually matters instead, like your TF2 main

i'm honestly morbidly terrified of chastity cages i understand why they're hot, but whenever i see them i imagine not being able to masturbate for three weeks or three days or even just three hours and immediately fear for my life

i think canned green beans are kinda just the best food it doesn't matter how violently sick i am, when i desperately need something inside of me they seem to be the best and safest option 100% of the time

what even is "the friend zone" i'd totally have sex with my friends

would it be a common take to say i think everybody should be able to legally have full unrestricted access to porn regardless of their age um, i mean, common among the kind of people who follow me, at least

super secret IBS tip the government doesn't want you to know: do not microwave and eat an entire one pound can of beans

for halloween i'm dressing up as a cute NEET girl who doesn't have a costume

the what

one of my least favorite trends is artists i genuinely enjoy virtue signalling with "ewwww somebody just followed me who says they're attracted to minorrrrs" and then talks to their commenters as if they just bravely stood up to some evil bully threatening their grandma by blocking them

don't you hate it when your brain makes up fake rules that don't exist "dang i wish i could have tea right now but i already had some this morning so i can't" what the fuck yes you can

i like porn

i used a large variety of different tools and python scripts to put together a copy+pasteable script for the entirety of Evbo's Parkour Civilization pastebin.com/bkC9Dzxs

am i the only one who doesn't get what "cheating" is "my girlfriend cheated so i broke up with her" okay but why i understand having boundaries but it's such a bafflingly common sentiment and i'm not sure what its purpose is if i had a boy/girlfriend i'd want them to fuck everybody, go for it

a lot of you on here are like this

need to slap 🔞 directly in my name because a bunch of people are suddenly following me for my music and i don't think they're checking my profile bio or past posts

why do all the tasks you procrastinate on always take like 3 mins when you finally work on them it's not fair

the radical left does not want you to know you can cut your papaya hamburger style instead of hotdog style if that would help it fit better in the fridge

adelaine

i found another absolutely incredible and super cute artist named 小見川 (omikawa) everything they make is beautiful www.pixiv.net/en/users/863...

i am now (involuntarily) at nearly 17 months without having had a conversation with somebody in-person i am having the true NEET experience

wait hold on, the block feature is actually so good here, what i just had to use it for the first time, and it completely fuckin obliterated every single possible hint or mention that the user ever even existed i love having an infinite-use orbital nuke button

for some reason my home feed always has so much loli and so much penis but never any loli with penis

i think the real secret to finishing large projects is not telling people you're working on them that way the only way your brain can get that gratification is if you actually finish the project