My fiancé got me Bone Shaker as an early Christmas gift and he’s my new best friend (please excuse my horrific desk) #toyphotography

“Get this bro, the world is a vampire” “No way dude!” “Yes man, sent to drain. Secret destroyers hold you up to flames.” “Oh, and what do you get for all your pain?” “Betrayed desires and a piece of game.”

“Hands off the cheese” #toyphotography

Crystar is beat from helping me out with a project. #toyphotography

Just make it exist, you can make it good later. #pixelart #ドット絵

I’m holding off on celebrating until Partially Muscled Screaming Skeleton Day

Here’s a little Usagi Yojimbo sketch from work today, the much overlooked pal of the ninja turtles.

Every time I see someone glaze Knives Out or it’s sequels I delay watching any of them by one (1) decade.

Just got a couple Plunderlings I ordered and you know I had to make them a little boat to sail on. My first home brew D&D game was fantasy pirates so I’ve always been partial to goblins on a boat. #toyphotography

I tried to google Jeremy Bentham but couldn’t remember his name and the dipshit AI seriously thought there was a chance I was thinking of the forgotten cartoon “Turbo Teen” about a kid who turns into a car.

Saw this at Walmart today and I think the Xenomorph really is gonna get a Monster Cereal before The Creature does. Comic from @keithbrowning.bsky.social

YouTube seems to be down, it’s finally time to retreat to my physical media bunker and never emerge.

Pokémon fans the moment you criticize the highest grossing franchise on the planet (you said the new mega forms look kind of silly)

Robot Reaper is another killer figure from @officialsuper7.bsky.social (pun intended). Since I got it I’ve been wondering if there’s some inspiration from Halloween animatronics here. #toyphotography

Every complaint I’ve ever heard about the Mutant Mayhem ninja turtles is so easily answered with “the turtles are teenagers”. Of course Donatello doesn’t have a problem with AI, he’s literally 15.

Jada Toys’ Franken Berry is a childhood dream come true, I genuinely remember asking my mom if there were Monster Cereal toys and to my dismay there were not… back then. #toyphotography

Gavin Newsom and Bill Burr are both shit talkers with no spine? On the same day? Who could’ve predicted that!?

Just got @officialsuper7.bsky.social’s Black Falcon in the mail yesterday and he’s a beast of a figure. #toyphotography

Sony not jumping on The Black Knight is insane considering Spider-Verse 3 keeps getting delayed and every other movie they make is hot garbage

Animation test for Genndy Tartakovsky's 'The Black Knight' ⚔️ • Follows a knight who controls a 20ft suit of armor in the 14th century • Tartakovsky released the footage to convince Sony to make the film — the studio is unsure if there’s an audience for it

Neca’s Michelangelo as The Mummy, the head sculpt on this fella is so brilliant. #toyphotography

Finally got my Fright Zone in the other day! This thing is a beast, I wasn’t even sure it could fit on my shelf. Luckily it slotted together nice with my castle room but I might swap that out to make things more open if I can make everything fit. #toycollecting

I’m kind of obsessed with the irony of alpha-male individualists demanding everyone grieve a podcast guy with them. It’s kind of like when Optimus Prime died in the Transformers movie and kids couldnt handle losing their robot dad but with grown adults this time.

Another forgotten Marvel hero, Crystar! I’ve been joking with my partner that Crystar will show up to fight Doom in Avengers: Secret Wars but I’m actually starting to believe he could since that happened in the 2015 comic run.

My partner got me Skel-Ra/Mumm-Ra for my birthday and he’s a badass beefy boy. It’s genuinely hard for me to decide which version I’ll keep on the shelf. #toyphotography

It’s kind of hilarious that they went with the most brute force way to get teens into Tron. I imagine a bunch of suits finishing the first movie, shrugging, and saying “maybe Jimmy Beast will promote it?”

I’ve been slacking on toy photos so here’s two to get Halloween rolling early #toyphotography

Snoop Dogg says he is scared to show his grandkids The Smurfs "I have to explain to them who Gargamel is?" (Source: tinyurl.com/pvjyuwdv)

Hey so I know I’m nobody and you don’t know me but please consider watching this video from @dumbjake.bsky.social and spread the word about the shelter he’s taking about. youtu.be/BQWAYIAS4Ng?...

Todays toy photo is Grizzlor from She-Ra! This fuzzy fella is the star of my favorite MOTU mini-comic where he’s treated like an angrier Bigfoot.

This is like when an elderly family member says “you never visit me, I’m gonna die soon” but it’s the president

I missed a day of toy photos! Here’s an older shot of Neca’s poster style Godzilla! I’ve always thought Godzilla looks great with red spines and green skin like the 1956 poster.

MCU John Walker fans when someone says extrajudicial murder is bad

“And the Oscar for Best Performance in a Reaction Video goes to…”

Todays toy photos are MOTU Donatello! Donnie was my first ninja turtles toy as a kid so this guy scratches a deep spot in my brain- and he has a cool ass hood.

this sucks!!!!!!!!!!!

@pixeldan.bsky.social video about Fright Zone backorder perhaps? I feel like they kind of fleeced me into paying for Club Grayskull now that this happened.

Toy photos! Forgotten Marvel character ROM the Space Knight, I hope he shows up in the MCU looking exactly like this figure.

Come to Brazil Visit Dubai Send him to Detroit

Also some toy photography behind the scenes, I finally have a good setup for shooting small scenes. Next step is a bigger backdrop.

todays toy photos, MOTU Origins Sketchbook Sy-Klone! I’m loving the creepy cyborg-y face paired with the bright flight shit.

#MOTU

went and got one of the McDonaldLand tins and ngl it’s pretty peak.

todays haul- I don’t have a problem, you have a problem. #toycollecting

To commemorate his life, WWE has acquired the rights to and is broadcasting nonstop for the next 7 days the complete filmography of Hulk Hogan, including interviews, footage of the wrestlers who's careers he helped ruin, his appearances at the RNC and his sex tape (Source: tinyurl.com/mr2ar3hm)

haven’t done a toy photo in weeks, here’s a new pick up!

just started reading TLR 2 and I’ve never been more ready to buy a full cast of characters as toys.