I am late to the ”everything bagel” seasoning on an avocado party, but I’m glad I finally tried it. Yum!

See also: horse racing.

Growing your own food and making things from scratch is great. But these days, that would be wildly out of reach for so many people. So it grinds my gears when people confidently aver that’s what people should do to protect themselves from food safety issues and the like.

If we ever get to make a second album, we're going to have someone write a train song about this train.

Wow. This BS again. Big veterinary pharma doesn’t want you to know this one trick! 🐴🪱

Few things feel better than making a (not at all racist) Vietnam War veteran laugh at a joke about IDK help me here: stories in theatre! Funny stories from him too.

“The both of us knew how the end always is.” Damn it, Robert. And thank you for the decades of music that pushed me through.

DHS finally funded (sans ICE) 75 days!!

“An army marches on their stomach.”

Did @nytimes.com just call my dog dumb?

A person is singling LOUDLY on the metro. Very loud, piercing voice. I am not enjoying it.

I got two breakfast value meals at chez Clown ( don’t judge)and it was more than $27. 🤔😬😡

GUM continues Typhoon Watch for Guam Coastal Waters, Rota Coastal Waters, Saipan Coastal Waters, Tinian Coastal Waters [PM] until further notice Link

🚨 Flood Watch issued April 12 at 7:20AM ChST until April 15 at 10:00AM ChST by NWS Tiyan GU 🚨 Additional Details Here.

For my fellow Alexandrians: (is that a word?)

The museum will offer docent-led discussions and a public conversation on social resistance in honor of 77 enslaved people who sought freedom aboard the schooner Pearl in 1848.

As others are noting, I’m seeing post after post from folks I don’t know losing their pets. A blanket message of sympathy as I know how much it hurts, but what the actual fuck, Bluesky algo??

Also… experts in what, exactly? Star Trek?

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Four or five F16s just came screaming over Old Town Alexandria. You can just make the out near the comms line and rooftops. They were loud as hell.

100% agree. So inefficient.

Art Bell was right!

Many More Should Have Also Been Prosecuted….

Perfection

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

The Storm Prediction Center issues Day 1 Marginal Convective Risk at Mar 31, 20:00z for portions of LWX at Tue, 31 Mar 2026 20:02:14 +0000 via IEMbot Additional Details Here.

Heist? Solved.

There have been 55 work days since Jan. 5. I have worked just 29 of them. 💸😕 Living that furlough life…

I hope all the artists tagged on this see a tremendous and sustained uptick in business. Some incredible and adorable works of art!

My husband got me the cutest sculpture for our anniversary. For my Alexandria peeps, it’s by my friend Lisa whose studio, Keen Things, is in the Torpedo Factory.

Lionel Ritchie looks great.

Small Craft Advisory issued March 15 at 2:37PM EDT until March 16 at 1:00PM EDT by NWS Baltimore MD/Washington DC Additional Details Here.

Look: we made it to the NYT crossword!

Shocked o many people didn’t know TV shows used to be 26 episodes long. #SoOld

How to never improve your reading, vocabulary *or* comprehension skills!

Calling all writers: any subject, any publication/forum/blog.

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NBC: “Are you committing your missiles won’t have the capability to reach 🇺🇸?” Iranian FM: “Yes.” NBC: “Then why are you bombing our bases?” Iranian FM: “Because they’re attacking us.”

Operation. Epic. Fury. Lord, or Satan if you’re available, help us all.

What the absolute fuck? No - really. WHAT.

I need all of you to write the most angry letter you've ever written in your lives.

TF did I just watch?

Furlough food: made French Onion soup from scratch. Making the broth was a chore, and caramelizing that much onion was time consuming to say the least. Turned out well though!

This Olympic lady is somehow still talking

Any ophthalmologists out there? My vision is generally fine, but I see two of everything. Example: I watch a single Olympic ice skater and it looks like synchronized skating. Also: I think I can control how far the images are from each other to some extent?

This is the first time I’ve heard that old saying. Would love to learn more about that, @ianlivingston.bsky.social!

If you don’t already know who Punch the baby monkey in a Japanese zoo is, do yourself a big favor and DO NOT GOOGLE IT. Unless you want to cry in the middle of the day.

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Reposting because it's a rare opportunity for US to provide input on the proposed 90,000 sf ballroom addition to the White House complex. ✍️U.S. Commission of Fine Arts due by 2/18, 2026 at 4pm ET. ✍️National Capital Planning Commission due by 3/4 at Noon ET. Get the details: ow.ly/Rj5650Yh8OW

Poop river still has some ice. FYI: federal clean up would involve EPA, maybe Coast Guard. Just putting that out there for no reason whatsoever.