I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

at another startup accelerator this year for an entire month but this time serving BUMP . its #SingleMomSummer !!!!! #MomsinSTEM

made a joke (on the other app) about how outrageous it would be to go into labor wearing a binance shirt and a friend next day’d me a binance shirt

i shit you not he tried to fix something by just shaking it really hard

WERE FINALLY FREE 😭✊

yeah we’re BUMPIN’ !

another morning applying to 10 jobs a day .

the urge to do a defcon 33 vlog when im 6 months pregnant .

looking at the ingredients of a krispy kreme glazed doughnut in an amazon AWS s3 bucket

hello sharks . today i am on the hunt for the worst pdf editor . of all time . give me millions of dollars .

telling the IT guy he’s always right and everything he does works because i don’t want to hurt his feelings .

and just like that . the words . . aws lambda fell from his lips

babies in utero can hear after 18 weeks . literally counting down the days when i can read to them “babies learn python”

a lion doesn’t concern himself with slack notifications

new job search is going well

i relate to claude in a way that we both aspire to master the art of saying something that is simultaneously the dumbest but smartest thing you’ve ever heard in your life

crying doing full stack until further notice

imagine dating me and forced to be big spoon so i can debug python scripts

tonight we let the sugar plum talk 😉

thank god nobody invited me to thanksgiving today i would’ve info dumped about ballistic forensics and mass-spectrometry-based metaproteomics data to their entire family for 12 hours straight

having autism is crazy like why do i have an emotional support aws bucket

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to delete system32

the friends of @cabal.cx starter pack! ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ go.bsky.app/JAR9jhy #ethicaltech #hacking #hackers #privacy #techcritical

the urge to say “figma balls” whenever someone brings up figma . want me to use figma? ok . SUCK my FIGMA BALLS

“if you don’t have a family then make one” okay fine im making an ai family for the holidays

getting into the holiday spirit by making e-christmas card phishing links

digital picture frame but it’s a slide of all of my favorite live CCTV cams

locked in ? what if you were locked into me . . . and what if i were locked into you . .

putting permanent clippers in the office bathroom for when people want to shave their head

you should be allowed to get a doctors note if you have high cortisol to be able to chainsmoke anywhere you want

life wouldn’t give you all of these tasks, dreams, and battles if you weren’t the right guy for the job, anon.

just made a jira project on myself so i can reach all of my 2023 and 2024 goals by the end of december

people keep saying i need to have a “roster”. i’ve made a new hubspot account , not sure what to do next ? is this CRM best for a roster? does anyone have any tips ? new here .

carrying around an RFID writer with a link to “who let the dogs out” so whenever my friends dogs get lost it plays “who let the dogs out” when they’re found

employee too obsessed with sims 4 and not working? don’t worry! i made a sims 4 twerking mod trojan horse for that

first date idea i sit in your lap and you let me plug in a usb i found on the ground into your computer

when the team starts talking about windmill.dev and my first thought is “woahoahoah! wish someone would tie me to one of those! :D”

making a phishing link that goes to a page that explodes in fireworks blasting crazy frog saying “congratulations! you failed! see you in security awareness training for the next 247 thousand weeks!” with a spinning effect

if you find chew marks on any deep sea submarine cables it was definitely me