CW: belly pics. Please read the first one before staring :) happy new years

My belly is filled with so much sizzling vodka and crackling preymeat ooouggfhh help

Drinking up the last of my eggnog before the new year kicks off (I'm 85 bottles in) Art byt @/v0r4c1ty.bsky.social

most of you are getting this

I wanna understand the logic behind prey designing their sonas to taste fruity and like desserts because as the guy who's eating you that sounds AWFUL. Imagine eating a steak covered in fruit slices or a ribeye coated in chocolate. That's disgusting bro I want my meat to taste like meat I beg you 😭

what I wouldn't do to shove everyone I know into this killing machine tbh.,,,

I'm in themisterepic's latest video lol

merry christmas ! for this year the gift I would like is to be a bunch of bones sagging down in someone's belly thank you

Species tier list. I've had a slight shift in opinions since the last one.

Got an adorable piece from @vomits.bsky.social It's not everyday I find someone who gets enamored about my body like @drewdaddo.gay, so of course I have to pay them back somehow~

the hottest preds are the ones so gluttonous they're willing to go immobile from how much they wanna eat

I am not immune to the effects of being called a good boy

they don't know that I made this edit

from a distance I just smell like rosemary and bay leaves (when I'm not being a musky fuck) since those are the best herbs that go with sirloin steak ;p

hey a very cool writer just made a short vore story for me and it's very hot. you can read it here on my FA :) www.furaffinity.net/view/63360681/

Normalize demanding #ASMR channels put age in bio. PLEASE.

can any of y'all crkheads tell me if I'm running a good team, I've only been doing this for three days

Due to the combined effects of being sick a lot and my laptops hard drive breaking, I've been very bored and resulted to mobile gaming. Started playing something called cookie run kingdom and it's made me hungry af for cookies every time I play it because I'm such a fat fuck lmao

sorry for not answering much messages lately, it's the season for being sick for literal weeks at a time and be coughing constantly 😭

If you have thick thighs I genuinely wanna own you

I need a bird husband RIGHT NOWWW

my opinion on dragons has improved. not for any particular reason but they're not as bad as I used to think. they go up a grade for me.

yeah I was correct on the music this year there's no reason to listen to any other band

I know I said I was gonna close comms forever but something extremely bad happened so I'm opening one emergency comm slot. Vore audio is $50 for 1 minute $80 for 2, longer times negotiable. first to claim in replies gets it. I will link audio examples in replies.

one day I'll be talking about how delicious I taste and the next I'll be killing your entire family in my cauldron gut and making you rub em down ... #vore btw don't ban me bsky

fun fact I canonically taste like a medium done sirloin steak fresh out of the pan with all the grease pooled under it and a slab of butter on top. that is exactly what this succulent ass tastes like.

what if I was an innocent femboy but also dominant and lethal about it what if I were in panties and fishnets and had a belly bulging full of indefinable meat and bones and I'm just like hiii 😋💕 I love youuu 💖💖

this is probably why I am the way I am atp

you're not allowed to make fun of me

The things that makes me happiest in the world are birds so I'm just gonna think about them and talk about them a lot more probably. Bird friends, I need hugs ,,

social media just makes me depressed and shows me depressing things and makes me wanna doom scroll which makes me wanna kill myself because it's all the evil in the world in one long column. why do I insist on torturing myself? why do I keep scrolling and wasting my time and life?

when nobody gives a shit about your attempt at social engagement :(((((

reply with this picture with a notch showing whether you can match my freak or not ;)

Just made an update to my vore RP & social discord server that added 20+ new animated emojis, 3 new preference roles, and a thread-based rp channel since the three public RP channels have been so popular lately. discord.gg/2MkTWtGB4N

I straight up need a pet artist whose queue is always open to just feed money to make all my gifts this christmas

That one last prey who just REFUSES to die already

happy fat fuck day

So @anotheranotherbird.bsky.social wanted to show me one of them big robot shows of his and I wanted to show him one I like. A certain someone may have disappeared into my belly somewhere along the way though~

andre moraph posted vore on main and the replies are KILLING me

yeah I lost the remote and whoever was holding it up my ass when I sat down. they've probably drowned in swamp by now...

hey I did a commission I think was nice. you can listen to it here and read the short story with it! www.furaffinity.net/view/63103669/

THIS PERSON JUST MESSAGED ME FOR SOME PERP SHIT, PLEASE REPORT THEM.

this evil container trend is so corny

I'ma be real I'd rather people ai generate a fursona than steal someone else's sona and pass that off as their identity

need more dilf birds to trade barbeque secrets with and talk about choice leather footwear while hitting a fat cigar on the patio

just found out one of my irl friends had been leading a secret nazi larping lifestyle with the uniforms and armbands and everything

PUPPY IS A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL (Will accept bribes of donuts) [Amazing comm done by @munchinviirus.bsky.social, tysm again!! 🥺🙏]

I'm so thankful bluesky exists cuz this is the third time this month I got slurred on twitter cuz someone assumed my skin color because my owl is BROWN