sometimes the mood's just

do any of you have poker night at the inventory on steam? I'm looking for someone to family share it with me so I can get the tf2 items 😭

Its weird how only 20 people have ever messaged me. Is everyone who follows me a scared bottom? You can talk to me, I won't bite too hard.

nobody ever gets my dad jokes 😢

apparently there's this thing called a thigh gap but I've never seen any evidence of it actually existing, especially not on me or anyone I know...

I straight up just need a limitless sub I can bully however the hell I want lmao

he's got that evil bussy. he's got that beast bussy. he's got that something-living-under-the-streets bussy.

Just lost my favorite 100 inch dildo, someone wanna dive up in there and fish it out for me? 🥺

uuughhh I want a bird husband whose chest I can lay on

pointing at your date "you gonna eat that?"

hmm yes I think I get it now...

my most normal regular friends are always finding this account when I post insane shit 😭😭😭

Done! again :3 @coffeefreak.bsky.social @rawrooster.bsky.social @drewdaddo.bsky.social @doritoderg.bsky.social @funkspunky.bsky.social @sandymoo.bsky.social

Mfw I kill my friends in my belly and I love them so much I murder them and crunch their bodies and erase them ❤️❤️❤️💕💕

In fact, you should cum more. do it right now. cum very hard right now. do it for daddy~

I thought we progressed past NNN as a species. I thought people realized it's dumb and stopped.

I want a femboy to spoon possessively aaaa

Sometimes if someone acts like they're scared of me it feeds this internal pred instinct to chase and threaten and make you more scared. Your fear is genuinely so delicious, I can't get enough. Scream and run, it's so validating for me... before I land the kill 💕💕

Had a weird dream where I was a teacher and my discord server members were my students whom were trying to get me to do vorny teacher shenanigans and I was annoyed because I wanted to genuinely teach my subject 😭

need more friends who will just fuck me up and ruin me

This was my attempt

what's a guy gotta do to get an obsessive possessive man-eater to hold him and take care of him and also kidnap and steal him?? Tie me up in your basement already 😮‍💨

at the urging of everyone I've ever met I finally started watching adventure time a week ago and now I'm like 1/4 into season 5. I really recommend it, it'll improve your life.

actually doomed yaoi where the pred is destined to eat the prey despite their blooming relationship kinda goes hard ngl

The true horror of my digestion is not of pain, but the assimilation. Your consciousness and memories? Mere intricate chemistry, all unmade. You become chyme, then one with me. Fuel for my feathers and fat. Your identity is erased at a molecular level, leaving no trace of the person you once were.

"doomed" yaoi means one eats the other, right?

do any other huge fatasses get underbelly lint? my belly sags so low over my waistband that it's rubbing against my pants and underwear all the time picking up lint

Halloween parties are great opportunities for all kinds of treats! Another amazing Ych from @l-lockt.bsky.social

I desperately need to sag in some nuts or guts and be rocked gently like I'm in a hammock. It's the most comfy possible thing I can think of right now,,,

oomfies only

Hungry preds teasing me rebalances the chemicals in my brain lmfao

I don't care what you look like or sound like or whatever, I think you're all sexy no matter what. If anythings gonna get me, it's how pretty your eyes are uvu

I actually have a secret third form......

I usually leave politics away from fetish stuff, but if you identify with MAGA I do not feel comfortable with you following or interacting with me.

i couldn't help myself... @drewdaddo.bsky.social

doing a money spread with my wings where instead of dollars I'm showing off my beautiful silky feathers

This fucking rocks, I wanna see more of these. He even has free bases on his profile..,,

OoOoOoOo You will stay hydrated and go to sleep at an appropriate time and brush your teeth hOoOoOoOo

what's a bird gotta do to get his ass eaten out around here??

hi so my domain drewdaddo.gay expired and the price to renew it went up 4x so I'm just going to use a basic default username, as I had reserved it with an alt account. that also means I've been on bsky for a whole year now, yippee! fuck twitter!

CW: irl belly Feeling very soft and needy. I would very much like to be grabbed, groped, manhandled, perhaps even rubbed and praised like an expensive ham. Thanks for your consideration.

Hey. If you find my sfw twitter account, the one place on the internet I save to talk about my political opinions and you go there to be mad I'm talking about politics, please unfollow me and don't interact with me anymore. Thanks.

Forget love bites, this beak is gonna carve you up some love scars~

do I have to QRT this to make y'all pay attention to this BOMB ASS ART

Got an adorable piece from @vomits.bsky.social It's not everyday I find someone who gets enamored about my body like @drewdaddo.gay, so of course I have to pay them back somehow~

by jove this booty is absolutely scrumptious

In regards to my now deleted post, I have Fixed Everything i fucking went and fixed It

You went out of your way to tell someone you unfollowed them for the most harmless kink on the planet like that wouldn't fuck with their mental. That's my fucking friend you're talking to and I'll fight for him. Fuck you, idiot! I don't owe you shit!

time to bring back this fucker for halloween