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Skully>:3

Holy shit my dad is coming to #MCFC ! this is gunna be lit

At least several times a week I thank the gods that our primary toilet has very good suction. 👍

Cops & Robbers #slycooper #thebadguys #zootopia #robinhood

Another set of #protogen armor, plucked fresh from the wretched depths of my basement workshop. 💅💅💅. I need a drink. Also here's a link to my comprehensive yapping session that is mandatory homework for all Protogen clients. youtu.be/7bE_Rk73Eog

Owl pellets are just like, boney bird hairballs.

I was today years old when I found out that Woodcocks and Snipes are not the same thing.

All the best things in the world start with J... J erma J abroni Mike J oel Vinesauce J erking off J erking your friends off

Who wants to celebrate with me?

BOI IS DONE. and by BOI, I mean @schrodingersfox.bsky.social

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

If Dr. Mario is a general practitioner then that means you can get a Mario prostate exam.

Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you. I made both proots in this pic but I can't choose which one is betterX3

Bro Indiana is just like... Luigi Ohio

eating a folded 1$ great value microwave pizza at 5AM might be the saddest culinary experience possible in the developed world.

Since this is the Year of the Horse, I think its the perfect time thematically to start doing Ketamine. 🤠

I actually cannot believe I fell for this mimic so hard bro 😂

does anybody else every feel like you are actually just a little guy inside ur forehead, sitting between your eyes piloting the big "you" mech??

If I ever decide to run a stand at a con, i'm just gonna play this on loop while going fkn mental on some bongos www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3D_...

I want to keep pushing the boundaries of what counts as a fursuit farther up the phylogenetic tree... why must we be limited to the realm of vertebrates? or chordates? or even animalia??? I'm gonna show up to the function as a biblically accurate protozoan.

Wow Amazon, you may as well try to sell me a medallion while ur at it...

This is my new favorite video on the internet.

when you’re really good at something but you high key are over it

Interesting that having a stutter, or speech impediment, or really any factor that makes your speech particularly unique, may be a boon in this world where AI exists.

The Bambussy do indeed be squirtin'.

If you want to be successful like me, you've gotta follow my morning routine. Its all about lookin good and staying on that grind! Here's how to do it: wake up>> stub toe>> piss >> fart (while pissing) >>eat a handful of shredded cheese by the light of the open fridge >> go back to bed

It is the year 2125. We have achieved technical immortality. The rich apply every available science to evade death permanently. As for all middle class and lower, their brains are suspended in tanks and fed shitty mobile game ads till they have enough meme tokens to buy some premium being alive time

Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.

If there is ever a Portal film we should get Bob Odenkirk to play Cave Johnson. Get him in some sideburns and a turtle neck, dub JK simmons over his lines... boom! Perfect Cave Johnson.

I miss draw something and words with friends:( But honestly fuck them for heavily monetizing what is literally just phone scrabble and charades

Everyone knows what penis music sounds like... I wanna know what vagina music sounds like? 🧐🧐🧐

Tik tok is being advertised to me with clips of male chickens being stroked on my AD twitter... and I am pretty sure that the algorithm can get ZERO fix on what I like beyond a hilarious misinterpretation...

1000 likes and i'll attempt a "dude stuck in a giant water balloon coming out of an anthro pot wearing birds ass" cosplay

I made a big hat, a la Big Hat Logan

Mmm pentodes

A solid month of nonstop work to make a #protogen army. I definitely have arthritis from 50 hours of angle grinding, and a nice blister from emptying like 30 cans of spray paint. 🤡

How in the absolute **fuck**, were the Katamari devs able to get the original game to run on a PS2??? Actual wizardry.

Omw to start diggin in yo butt

My fat ass will house an entire quart of cashews in like 2 days

Yea, it be like that.

If you asked me to recall the names of the pac-man ghosts with a gun to my head, uhh... Pinky, Blinky, Stinky, and Phil.