This primal urge to build structures is throbbing within me. I just wanna fuckin'... nail more wood together, and grout cinderblocks together, and seed the land with these monoliths... its like assembling big ikea furniture to me...I relish in the geometric completeness of it all.

My favorite thing ever is the tacky sweet layer that manifests at the surface of freshly baked moist cornbread

It is once again time to put on my big boy pants and assemble my shit-ass fiberglass tent... wherein I will experience such pleasures as butt-ass sticky resin and fuck-shit fiberglass dust and suck-shit chemical fumes. 🤡🤡🤡

It should be so easy for people to understand what being trans is by now; Imagine I made you switch bodies with the opposite sex, how would you feel once the novelty wore off? would you like it? or would it feel weird and uncomfortable? congratz u now know why people transition.

Zumba is actually a veiled cautionary tale about the dangers overzealous anal insertion>>

Andy says we have to stop feeding the cat. 🦨

I did it! I did the thing this year 🚹 #Megaplex

did Mr.T get Ice cube boypreg to create Ice T ???

Finally finished my tensegrity tables and a big long ladder. Wood is cheap and mistint olive drab paint is even cheaper.

It has been a very long time coming, but the #Artorias #cosplay from #DarkSouls is finally complete for my client Tiberius. There's probably 300-400 hours of work into it at this point. i've spent the last 40 hours alone on the hand painting.

**heavy breathing** I am so so so close to having Artorias finished. I want him out of here and I want to move on... but even in the last 2% of work I cannot rush. One day left. Only the final detail painting and clearcoat is needed. I am very tired. #darksouls #cosplay

Ok serious question here... does human cheese exist? If so, how does it taste? And if not... why has nobody tried yet?

I will now recite a list of unrelated science words that I think of a lot because they sound cool; Superoxide Dismutase. Radula. Dekatron. Xyphoid. Gabbro. Slug mass. Tetrahydrofuran. Fermion. Nd:YAG. Escapement. Variac. Micelles. Picric acid. Commutator. Dewar. Apoapsis. Chamfer.

"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

BEHOLD. The new future of audio visual EXPERIENCE. The [MOBILE DJ RAVE-INATOR MK.2]. All the nuclear powered boom you need in one convenient package. Every square inch glows as god intended. Assembly time is less than 20 minutes. Time to break this slut in with some bangin' house parties lets goooo

She pulse on my width till I modulate

If you beat me in hand to hand combat I will forfeit the large titanite chunk that I keep stowed up in my ass.

Literally anything that I do now has to be too grandiose, bigger and better, and it all takes so fucking long. It will be my undoing.

furry transfem

say gex

I reckon I could probably take on 10 geese at the same time in a fight to the death while completely naked. Closer to 20 if i'm wearing pants... If I'm wearing a pair of safety glasses that number goes up to at least 30 or 40. Full face Motorcycle helmet + Baseball bat? Thousands.

I can't believe this is relevant now

Hey google search, never stop being yourself queen.

Do yall ever just be in the grocery store and some baby locks on to you and stares into your soul? I usually just start making dumb faces at them till the parent notices... then its kinda awkward after that.

Throwback to when the shitty sharkbite terminals on my shitty hot tub dead shorted 240V, resulting in a hand-grenade-esque explosion, and the main 100 amp exterior service breaker tripping so hard that it ripped its own wires out from the sudden intense magnetic flux... teehee oops

When i am diagnosed with a terminal illness, im gonna get a ticket to antarctica, roll a barrel 50 miles inland, climb in it, and die. Poor mans cryo-cooling. Canned yellowcake. Polar bear proof. Zero upkeep. See you all in 10 thousand years when werewolf boyfriends are real

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The rave

Everyone always talks about Extra virgin Olive Oil... well what if I want some extra slutty olive oil??? Where can I find some *experienced* oil that knows their way around a champagne room? give me THAT oil. I want some oil that will get sloppy, call me a bitch, and never talk to me again after.

Friday night at the party barn. Just me, my nailgun, dj Fixx, and a whole lotta wood.

In many ways the sewer system is just a continuation of your intestinal tract and colon. The poops need only endure a brief transit through the outside world before continuing on their merry adventure through the omnicient network of synthetic colons beneath our homes and roads.

How I look the day before Anthrocon after working on commissions 12 hours a day 7 days a week for all of pride month: Anyway Here's a taste of what was finished:

Surrealist non-euclidean walking simulators made by one person as an expression of their dreams and fantasies... can't get enough of that shit.

Our basement toilet only has a curtain infront of it, so every time I shit down there I am rudely solicited for pets by capcom. Every. Time.

Yeah sure, the early bird gets the worm... but you know what they dont get? Drugs and Techno. Enjoy your worms, i'll be chillin with the owls doin super *freaky* shit. 🤌🤌

My only memory of sea world was getting called up on stage when I was 5 and a guy putting a falcon on my head and then everyone laughing at me and later finding out its because the bird shit on my head. I'd give it a 5/10 experience overall.

Is it called Penis music because its music for your penis, or its made by penises?

fuckin' love Rush

guys help I accidentally made a new shed and it looks just like the shiba meme

Just like the simulations... almost done with the framing but I ran out of time tonight:p

I did a heccin roof

Update: back still hurts but it cannot quench my burning will to nailgun things

my back fucking hurts bro

giving myself a gold star for this

I made a wheelbarrow lol

I'd like to think that im a logical being with freewill, but I will happily get sidetracked into spending 160 hours making a useless automaton out of tin cans cuz it looks cool, yet find it nearly impossible to put a dish in the sink. Clearly i'm just a creature chasing the weirdest dopamine hits