Ladies and Germs and Amoeboids of all ages... I have discovered THE LEVELS FILTER. Censored because HOLY epilepsy warning.

@hearthfox.bsky.social must have spent too much time in the ~*PEAR WIGGLER*~

I got so spoiled with Symphony of the Night as a kid that I suspected every other game to have a secret upside down second half after the first ending... There never was:( Uhh... also there's upside down catacombs with blue lava on the celing And also Galamoth is there... he's hot 😖

S7blthhah in thw luthullb

Sauceedeth, in the lossedeth.

When America is 300 I will be 81 and remember being at Anthrocon for it... if me and America are still alive that isXD

Sauced in the loss

It took me TWO DAYS to make this potato salad.. TWO DAYS!!!!

I love the thought experiment of replacing all meat farming with giant fleshy tumors that we perpetually harvest from some massive demigod, chained up and constantly suffering. Superficially its quite horrific, but ethically?... seems like it would be a decent compromise idk 🤷

New partial fursuit! Just in time for Anthrocon!! Also none of this would be possible without help from @yellowcake.bsky.social so thank you! (Read comment for more info)

Cold beer in a cold shower while I shave my balls. such is the plight of the commoner at this time.

FRESH FROM THE GARDEN BAYBEE. 👨‍🏭💅💅 #furry #fursuit #protogen

Bro salamanders are just like... limousine frogs

I have a highway of carpenter ants in my room now coming from a hole in the floor to my trash can on the other side of the room. They go up a cabinet, across another, over my speakers, down a lanyard, and then into the adjacent trashcan. Honestly i'm impressed and entertained.

honestly same.

Small town politicians be like "but it will create so many jobs"

A word of advice for all prospective psychonauts: Do not combine alcohol, adderall, lsd, and gas-station boner pills. Meeting adjourned, carry on.

I cant wait for Conker's Big Gay Fur-day

A day in the life of a suitmaker: 6AM wake up 6:05 Coffee 6:10 Cigarette 6:15 work 12:00 Coffee 12:05 Cigarette 12:10 Work 5:00 More coffee 5:05 More cigarette 5:10 More work Midnight: Sleep 3AM: cry

Dingbat is a good word. These are dingbats. I would also consider myself to be a dingbat. Most of my friends are dingbats. @maes.gay may indeed be the most dingy bat to ever dingbat

Would you rather have a Piss Drawer son or a Booger Wall daughter??

Mancubus has a terrifying secret

Yo I am losing my mind at how cool this is

Lord forgive me for what I am about to do: consume the 1 dollar walmart scab pizza.

If a submarine volcano in international waters suddenly breaches the surface and becomes new land... can you just like, stick a flag in it and declare yourself king? I mean whos gonna tryn fight you over such a volatile piece of terrain? like what are you gonna do? shoot artillery at my volcano???

Yall are sleeping on peanut butter n jelly as the optimal breakfast food.

It is very weird to comprehend that the universe was opaque to all photons for the first like, 400,000 years. Would it look white or black? Is black just really dark white? If you leave an exposure of the night sky open long enough will it eventually all just be white?

I hate you you stupid fucking chud plant. Label because flesh

happy pride month

Getting an adderall refill feels a lot like popping a humanity to reverse hollowing youtu.be/3wkcDRqHDnI?...

Grok is this a fat tit

Not having adhd meds all weekend makes my head feel like Giygas after 9999 prayer damage

Im gonna show up to an inflation meetup wearing a DigDug cosplay

Great Value canned tuna is so much better than Starkist tuna. Infinitely better. Completely different league. Starkist tuna sucks ass and I worry about botulism every time I have to subject myself to your grotesque tuna scraps in a can thats 80% water. #FuckStarkistTuna

My basement is filled with a bunch of (seemingly the same brood) of spindley legged wolf spiders. They are all atleast 2 inches wide and hop aggressively when you blow on them. Kind of cute but also i have no idea what they are all eating to get so big. They also move unnervingly fast like pedes...

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Aye yo why is @yipmeew.bsky.social so smol??? 📷 @ninjagamer.bsky.social

on my way to tha Liqa Sto at the end of the rainbow

Girl dinner.

GET IN THE FUCKING BOX BEFORE UPS CLOSES. no thats not poop splatter on the box its resin tyvm.

He Rotate

Locking the fuck in.

Every day I say "I am at my limit, I am at my wits end", and then I wake up the next day and its worse and I say the same thing. and it just keeps happening.

⚠️ ATTENTION FURRIES OF FWA ⚠️ I need your help! I lost my GoPro 11 (with attached handle) at #FWA2026 ! During the Undead Dog dance on the lower floor of the Marriott. This is a $400+ item... Please, if *anybody* has ANY information, leave a comment or DM me @furryweekend.com

I bet this would feel really good on my back

when u tax the rich

Did I tell you that I miss you? #fursuit #furry #hyena #yeen #espressoyeen

This sprite always made me hungry. The sensual tacky surface of some freshly baked cornbread... truly an A+ textural mouth feel. Blizzard must be getting paid off by Big Cornbread... its the only explanation.

my beard length will always be a reliable metric for determining my current sanity levels. if you see me with several weeks of growth it means i'm definitely strung the fuck out and juggling a very large workload.