This is my new favorite video on the internet.

when you’re really good at something but you high key are over it

Interesting that having a stutter, or speech impediment, or really any factor that makes your speech particularly unique, may be a boon in this world where AI exists.

The Bambussy do indeed be squirtin'.

If you want to be successful like me, you've gotta follow my morning routine. Its all about lookin good and staying on that grind! Here's how to do it: wake up>> stub toe>> piss >> fart (while pissing) >>eat a handful of shredded cheese by the light of the open fridge >> go back to bed

It is the year 2125. We have achieved technical immortality. The rich apply every available science to evade death permanently. As for all middle class and lower, their brains are suspended in tanks and fed shitty mobile game ads till they have enough meme tokens to buy some premium being alive time

Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.

If there is ever a Portal film we should get Bob Odenkirk to play Cave Johnson. Get him in some sideburns and a turtle neck, dub JK simmons over his lines... boom! Perfect Cave Johnson.

I miss draw something and words with friends:( But honestly fuck them for heavily monetizing what is literally just phone scrabble and charades

Everyone knows what penis music sounds like... I wanna know what vagina music sounds like? 🧐🧐🧐

Tik tok is being advertised to me with clips of male chickens being stroked on my AD twitter... and I am pretty sure that the algorithm can get ZERO fix on what I like beyond a hilarious misinterpretation...

1000 likes and i'll attempt a "dude stuck in a giant water balloon coming out of an anthro pot wearing birds ass" cosplay

I made a big hat, a la Big Hat Logan

Mmm pentodes

A solid month of nonstop work to make a #protogen army. I definitely have arthritis from 50 hours of angle grinding, and a nice blister from emptying like 30 cans of spray paint. 🤡

How in the absolute **fuck**, were the Katamari devs able to get the original game to run on a PS2??? Actual wizardry.

Omw to start diggin in yo butt

My fat ass will house an entire quart of cashews in like 2 days

Yea, it be like that.

If you asked me to recall the names of the pac-man ghosts with a gun to my head, uhh... Pinky, Blinky, Stinky, and Phil.

Everybody wants to know if i'd still love them if they were a worm... but what I really want to know is if you'd still love me if I *HAD* worms...? (I do not have worms) (Atleast not as far as I can tell) Also does anybody want to play Worms:WMD??? Worms.

HELLWORLD

Is it even possible to ghost ride a whip with a manual transmission? Like I feel like you need an automatic with a torque converter to have it slowly creep forward in gear like that...

The Phonetic spelling of "compass" in the dictionary should be "cum-piss".

The Robocop action figure comes with an alien butt-plug >>

chat let me cook

If you buy these I will bully you, full stop. Do not buy the vapid cringe furry shirts.

DJ Patches in the hous>>

Once caged, now freed…

This primal urge to build structures is throbbing within me. I just wanna fuckin'... nail more wood together, and grout cinderblocks together, and seed the land with these monoliths... its like assembling big ikea furniture to me...I relish in the geometric completeness of it all.

My favorite thing ever is the tacky sweet layer that manifests at the surface of freshly baked moist cornbread

It is once again time to put on my big boy pants and assemble my shit-ass fiberglass tent... wherein I will experience such pleasures as butt-ass sticky resin and fuck-shit fiberglass dust and suck-shit chemical fumes. 🤡🤡🤡

It should be so easy for people to understand what being trans is by now; Imagine I made you switch bodies with the opposite sex, how would you feel once the novelty wore off? would you like it? or would it feel weird and uncomfortable? congratz u now know why people transition.

Zumba is actually a veiled cautionary tale about the dangers overzealous anal insertion>>

Andy says we have to stop feeding the cat. 🦨

I did it! I did the thing this year 🚹 #Megaplex

did Mr.T get Ice cube boypreg to create Ice T ???

Finally finished my tensegrity tables and a big long ladder. Wood is cheap and mistint olive drab paint is even cheaper.

It has been a very long time coming, but the #Artorias #cosplay from #DarkSouls is finally complete for my client Tiberius. There's probably 300-400 hours of work into it at this point. i've spent the last 40 hours alone on the hand painting.

**heavy breathing** I am so so so close to having Artorias finished. I want him out of here and I want to move on... but even in the last 2% of work I cannot rush. One day left. Only the final detail painting and clearcoat is needed. I am very tired. #darksouls #cosplay

Ok serious question here... does human cheese exist? If so, how does it taste? And if not... why has nobody tried yet?

I will now recite a list of unrelated science words that I think of a lot because they sound cool; Superoxide Dismutase. Radula. Dekatron. Xyphoid. Gabbro. Slug mass. Tetrahydrofuran. Fermion. Nd:YAG. Escapement. Variac. Micelles. Picric acid. Commutator. Dewar. Apoapsis. Chamfer.

"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.