on my way to tha Liqa Sto at the end of the rainbow

Girl dinner.

GET IN THE FUCKING BOX BEFORE UPS CLOSES. no thats not poop splatter on the box its resin tyvm.

He Rotate

Locking the fuck in.

Every day I say "I am at my limit, I am at my wits end", and then I wake up the next day and its worse and I say the same thing. and it just keeps happening.

⚠️ ATTENTION FURRIES OF FWA ⚠️ I need your help! I lost my GoPro 11 (with attached handle) at #FWA2026 ! During the Undead Dog dance on the lower floor of the Marriott. This is a $400+ item... Please, if *anybody* has ANY information, leave a comment or DM me @furryweekend.com

I bet this would feel really good on my back

when u tax the rich

Did I tell you that I miss you? #fursuit #furry #hyena #yeen #espressoyeen

This sprite always made me hungry. The sensual tacky surface of some freshly baked cornbread... truly an A+ textural mouth feel. Blizzard must be getting paid off by Big Cornbread... its the only explanation.

my beard length will always be a reliable metric for determining my current sanity levels. if you see me with several weeks of growth it means i'm definitely strung the fuck out and juggling a very large workload.

airport gate

YAY!!!

HE LIKES TO HOLD YOUR TOOTHPICKS. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpJE...

I so frequently find myself resorting to drilling, cutting, and slicing things in my lap from my line of work... its almost guaranteed that I will eventually lacerate my femoral artery and bleed out in like 10 seconds... The sweet meat is unfortunately vulnerable flesh.

Advertise your account with a simpsons image

I would like to see a Worms and Lemmings collab where you have to multitask turn based warfare against your friends while simultaneously shuttling your teams lemmings into escape holes... and we will call it "Wormmings"... or.... "Le'Orms"

I buy offbrand BBQ sauce now because im convinced that Sweet Baby Rays is mind control sauce. 90% of any stores BBQ shelf is sweet baby rays... zuccs uncanny shelf sauce was weird as fuck. Nope... dont trust it. They puttin something weird in that fucking sauce. Mind control juice, mark my words

The mega drive sound chip feels like you taped 100 tuned buttcheeks to a pipe organ but it fucking slaps nonetheless www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI5k...

This new Doom enemy I made a year ago He has a big demonic dick and 3 eyes I decided drawing him from 8 different angles with 100 different animation frames was not worth my time:(

If I had a pet Llama I would name it Salvador so it could be the Dali Llama That is all.

Being able to detach your arms at the shoulders would make sleeping like 10 times more comfortable on god. Fuckin things are always in the way

When i was a kid my dad told me about how the first computers were the size of rooms and used "vacuum tubes" which I imagined as the tubes you put stuff in at the bank in a big tangled network like a windows screensaver with the data being on punch cards in the tube containers or something

better for DIP

To the Kent Ohio Menards: I am sorry that I buy out your entire stock of 1/8" rivet washers every time i'm there. They only come in packs of 40 and I NEED them. I see your employees side-eyeing me when I shovel them into my cart, im sorrrrry

Who up wooding they cock

Zero gravity hugs!!!

Friendly reminder to water your Garloids and set your Garloid clock back!

Boutta suck off a duster can and eat gluesticks till Satan appears with a contract to sign... (bonus points if you can guess the actual singular reason I bought these) (Disclaimer: do not actually inhale duster and/or eat gluesticks or you will become a drooling vegetable)

Wow I really fucking like how youtube decided to randomly start autoplaying israeli propaganda channels while I was sleeping even though I fell asleep to a TORNADO history video. I had to use my browser history and find the channels again in the sidebar just to select "dont recommend this channel"

Had *literally* no messages asking about Carwash Fox & what else he likes to get up to. As of this morning, I can confirm he also likes climbing hedges & walking along the tops of shopping trolleys 🦊 🛒 🌳

Does anybody else automatically hold their coffee like a fuckin' steel foundry ladle? I think I get it from years of trying to rush to my car in the morning without spilling my coffee and also it keeps ur fingers warm. I like *never* actually use the handle its very weird.

*bonk* Hammer Time!

Don't worry, if you ever need to convert slugs to eels, I got you fam

LOOK AT MY GOOBER GO I LOVE HIM HE IS SUCH A GOOD HORSE

I have only spent 45 minutes with this game and allready have achieved freak genetic racing perfection.

I've just had an amazing idea

Update: THE CURSED DEVICE NEEDS IMPROVEMENTS BEFORE OPERATIONS CONTINUE.

The frequency with which I cannot remember if I took my meds 5 minutes ago is genuinely concerning.

Tower of Latria lets goooo

30 mins after drinking black coffee>>

Happy mar/ten!!!

Cursed device teaser: full post tomorrow after testing is complete >:D

Pleasantly surprised that in march 2026 my Wplace advert remains undefiled!!

Idiot robot minions update:

I have acquired better camera! .., and a real spinny plate! And bedsheet 👍👍👍

If anybody tries to make a Mexican pizza with the dough being a tortilla.... and they DONT call it a [[{**TORTIZZA**}]], I will personally drive to their house and suffocate them with my dirty palms.

Holy shit this is LITERALLY my nightmares...