I have only spent 45 minutes with this game and allready have achieved freak genetic racing perfection.

I've just had an amazing idea

Update: THE CURSED DEVICE NEEDS IMPROVEMENTS BEFORE OPERATIONS CONTINUE.

The frequency with which I cannot remember if I took my meds 5 minutes ago is genuinely concerning.

Tower of Latria lets goooo

30 mins after drinking black coffee>>

Happy mar/ten!!!

Cursed device teaser: full post tomorrow after testing is complete >:D

Pleasantly surprised that in march 2026 my Wplace advert remains undefiled!!

Idiot robot minions update:

I have acquired better camera! .., and a real spinny plate! And bedsheet 👍👍👍

If anybody tries to make a Mexican pizza with the dough being a tortilla.... and they DONT call it a [[{**TORTIZZA**}]], I will personally drive to their house and suffocate them with my dirty palms.

Holy shit this is LITERALLY my nightmares...

It’s not just an aesthetic, It’s a lifestyle! Keep Furry Weird!!!

Bro fuck todays wordle😭

Were it so easy:(

Nudist Mouse #160 - Landscapes #furryart

MCFC right now: "where'd everybody go?... bingo???"

Popcorn is actually so fucking weird... like its the type of shit you'd see some weird ass aliens preparing and consuming in some sci-fi bodega. Its corn that you shoot microwave beams at to make it explode into plasticized puff balls. Huh???!?

hed

Loot that drops after defeating me: [Pack of Camel cigarettes] [Ragged Leather Boots] [Parachute Pants] [Mystery Meat]

I'm just gonna start hosting raves in the sewer.

Doggie'

Peoples is fish.

Digdug is thinly veiled inflation fetish content.

Well, thats not going away for 60 days...

If Mozart made penis music, it would be called Scrotezart

Plants when they find out their little "fruit trick" to get animals to spread their seeds is about to be completely uno reversed by a bunch of skinny weak hairless apes, and a huge swath of the planet will be covered in horrendously inbred mutants of your former selves in neat perfect rows...

I been crackalackin'

Chat hear me out, Weighted blankets, but made out of chainmail probably 30-50 hours to make with butted ringmail, like 40-50lbs total, keeps you cool at night, immune to rogues and assassins with slash weapons, satisfying jingling sounds prevents static electricity buildup will entertain your cat

Did anybody else ever get physics test problems wrong because you were writing with your right hand and thinking too much about the math to realize you are making the very obvious, simplest, and most critical mistake of using your LEFT FUCKING HAND for the **RIGHT HAND RULE** .... 🤡🤡

Time to get your groove on at #MCFC2026! Here's the DJ lineup for Saturday & Sunday's dances! (Sorry, no dance on Friday - one of the Year 1 growing pains) Be sure to check out the bag policy on the page before you head out to shake your tails at #MCFC26: Press Paws to Start!

Skully done!

Considering the current climate, both **meteorologically** and **politically**... Water Balloons :)

As a huuuuge Metal Gear fan who even has a FOX tattoo on my shoulder, I need to come to terms with this. We all do...so here goes... It insists upon itself. Never before have I felt that family guy bit to be more applicable to a work of media. This revelation is genuinely hilarious.

It CAN be...

The Fox and the Bust 🦊 1838

Who is bob and why does every videogame want me to view him???!

ARTE

Skully>:3

Holy shit my dad is coming to #MCFC ! this is gunna be lit

At least several times a week I thank the gods that our primary toilet has very good suction. 👍

Cops & Robbers #slycooper #thebadguys #zootopia #robinhood

Another set of #protogen armor, plucked fresh from the wretched depths of my basement workshop. 💅💅💅. I need a drink. Also here's a link to my comprehensive yapping session that is mandatory homework for all Protogen clients. youtu.be/7bE_Rk73Eog

Owl pellets are just like, boney bird hairballs.

I was today years old when I found out that Woodcocks and Snipes are not the same thing.

All the best things in the world start with J... J erma J abroni Mike J oel Vinesauce J erking off J erking your friends off

Who wants to celebrate with me?

BOI IS DONE. and by BOI, I mean @schrodingersfox.bsky.social