How bizarre is this timeline? Well, not only have I learned a melee DPS job in FFXIV, I also *want* to learn a healer job. Like what the actual fuck.

Endwalker is going to run through me like a train I can't possibly suplex www.twitch.tv/mystraker

Who wore it better? Myst Prime or MystShep? .....or are they the same person? Happy N7 Day, you beautiful bosh'tets. It's time to talk about Mass Effect including its past, present, and future! I'm also running it back in the Legendary Edition with a bunch of mods! www.twitch.tv/mystraker

Mass Effect 3 > Mass Effect 2 It boggles my mind that people think this is a hot take. It’s peak storytelling, the kind of grand finale that Mass Effect deserved. Gameplay at its polished best. Every humanly possible emotional high and low. The greatest of stakes and the greatest crescendo.

N7 Day approaches. My Mass Effect hopium levels are doing their annual break of the atmosphere. Please @bioware.bsky.social, give us something. Your worldwide squad of Spectres stands at the ready.

good morning

weird

This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.

apparently I am a hookah bar in San Diego

This morning, I was hit in the face by a baton. I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.

GLORIOUS

bringing the people the deals they didn't know they needed

I already knew that the last battle of Chapter 1 in FF Tactics has the most epically savage exchange of insults I’ve seen in my life, but voice acting takes it WAY over 9000

Silent Hill F playthrough part 1 is on ✨ youtu.be/M5Ns1uNqhMI?...

Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥 Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey

All that Silent Hill f has done is reinforce two things I already knew: --Japanese horror hits different --Middle school REALLY fucking sucks

The Final Fantasy games showed me what I wanted to do with my life: be extremely insecure and carry a badass sword

I. Want. These. So. BADLY.

BLACKPINK is the unexpected wholesome pick me up I’ve needed lately. I love their music but the fact that they can each go do their own solo thing and not only be free of envy for each other, but rather they celebrate each other’s solo work while continuing to kill it all together is just lovely

I need someone to literally or figuratively just sit with me right now and help me cope by simply being there the way Sciel, Esquie and Verso did in Clair Obscur

We false started on Lightning Returns yesterday, but the game is working perfectly now and we are live for my first playthrough! www.twitch.tv/mystraker

This blew my mind

Finally back with the FF queen herself. First playthrough of Final Fantasy XIII: Lightning Returns begins now! www.twitch.tv/mystraker

relevant today youtu.be/SvLCHAdhLjA?...

Grow strong. Never lose hope. #NieRReplicant

This is so true

after playing a LOT of Date Everything I am having visions of Dasha recreating the lift scene in Dirty Dancing where I am Baby and she is Johnny www.twitch.tv/mystraker/cl...

Going live now to talk about what's currently happening here in the U.S., before continuing with Date Everything afterward. www.twitch.tv/mystraker

A small announcement about tonight's stream.

Charlie Kirk was a revolting, hateful ideologue whose toxic rhetoric was a blight on the political zeitgeist. But he was also a human being. Murder is ALWAYS unacceptable and abhorrent. Embody empathy and compassion towards everyone. Embody the very things that Kirk and his ilk see as weakness.

one of the most awesome things about Lord of the Rings which no one talks about is that weed is legal everywhere Tolkien was a lowkey activist for that Middle-herb

Hell yeah Washington FTW

the most French postgame content you will ever find, never mind that everyone sounds like they're from England, Scotland or Ireland www.twitch.tv/mystraker

“OH MY GOD CLAIR OBSCUR DESTROYED MY EMOTIONS I’M EMOTIONALLY SCARRED FOREVERRRRRR” Me:

Doing all kinds of Clair Obscur postgame stuff today! -Flying Manor -Superbosses -Story thoughts -Lore questions/discussion come on in and chillax with Final France-tasy XXXIII www.twitch.tv/mystraker

It's been a long time coming but I'm finally finishing Clair Obscur and I'm sure this game will have a perfectly reasonable happy ending yep www.twitch.tv/mystraker

doing the individual character side quests and other random side stuff in Clair Obscur before I finally go finish the story tomorrow night I have so many fucking questions dude www.twitch.tv/mystraker

My Clair Obscur experience: there are dots, there are threads, but I have no fucking clue what connects to what www.twitch.tv/mystraker

my brain on act 2 of Clair Obscur

last stream on Clair Obscur the party suddenly reenacted the "this is fine" meme using their hair wtf game www.twitch.tv.mystraker

Sirene and her backup singers didn't get picked to rep France at Eurovision so they're pissed let's fight them www.twitch.tv/mystraker

Last time on Clair Obscur: -Darth Vader moment -a disappearing chateau -rip little broom head -uhhhhh to have to fight kaiju or some bullshit? -the entirety of philosophy broken down in 5 minutes by fantasy Baymax this game is fuckin wild www.twitch.tv/mystraker

so Lune and Sciel found out some deep dark secret that Verso and Monoco were keeping from everyone could it be that.....tHeY wErE rOoMmAtEs?!!?!?!? www.twitch.tv/mystraker

still wrapping my head around the fact that the last party member in Clair Obscur is a blue mage who learns his abilities from taking the feet of our enemies www.twitch.tv/mystraker

last stream we had a freestyle poetry battle with a rock golem wearing a beret and a fake beard who claimed to be a fashion designer despite none of his people wearing clothes and our last party member is like Quentin Tarantino in the weird way welcome to final france-tasy www.twitch.tv/mystraker

Happy 25th #FFIX ! I used to be indifferent towards #FF9 as a kid, but I grew a fondness for it when I streamed it in 2021. I usually dislike mini games, but Chocobo Hot&Cold was addicting🤣 #Vivi was always best boy for me though, ofc💙 #FFIX25th #finalfantasy #finalfantasy9 #finalfantasyix #cosplay

Every year, my asshole neighbors (multiple households) incessantly light off mortars as if they think we’re in a war with space aliens and the only way Earth can be saved is with amateur pyromaniacal bullshit seriously, be safe out there

I'm at such a loss for words with how disgusted I am by Republicans. This is arguably the most overt, explicit declaration of "we don't give a shit if our constituents die and suffer terribly while it happens" in United States history. I'll never know how these people sleep at night.

back on my bullshit and the world is burning (in act 2 of Clair Obscur) www.twitch.tv/mystraker