HOOKSTRATTEN: Ahh...Hookstratten..and you are Spinal Tarp?

MARTY: Well you know, ah...they’re not uh,...used to that world. DRIVER: Yeah yeah. MARTY: You know Frank Sinatra it’s a different world that they’re in.

Where the dew drops cry And the cats meow I will take you there I will show you how

There's a pulse in the new-born sun A beat in the heat of noon

MARTY: Do you have a philosohpy, or creed that you live by? MICK: Well...like, personally, I like to think about sex and drugs and rock’n’roll, you know, that’s my life... MARTY: Yeah. DAVID: yeah...

ARTIE: Artie Fufkin, Polymer Records, how are you, I’m your promo man here in Chicago. NIGEL: Wow, that’s great. ARTIE: I love you guys, and... NIGEL: Yeah. ARTIE: And of course, Nigel. NIGEL: Nigel. ARTIE: I love you, Nigel Tufnel. NIGEL: Right.

When I'm alone beneath the stars and feeling insignificant I turn within to see the forces that created me

DAVID: This is unbelieveable. Will you check me on this, am I losing my fucking mind? Could you check me on this, am I losing my mind? I-I-I-I don’t understand what this has to do with anything.

JANITOR: You must’ve made a wrong turn. DEREK: We gotta go another way.

NIGEL: It’s going to be a great show.

NIGEL: Really they’re quite fearful—that’s my theory. They see us on stage with tight trousers. We’ve got, you know, armadillos in our trousers. I mean it’s really quite frightening...

IAN: Because he’s the victim. Their objections were that she was the victim. You see?

IAN: You’re right, Nigel, Nigel calm down, calm down.

ARTIST: Look, look. Look, this is what I was asked to build. Eighteen inches. Right here, it specifies eighteen inches. I was given this napkin, I mean... IAN: Forget this! Fuck the napkin!!!

The sun's not your friend in the desert Like he is at home

DAVID: So you’ve come back to replug our life-support systems in? Is that it? By the grace of your, of your, uh by the stroke of your hand...you...is that what you’re gonna do? ...you are going to bring us back to life? Is that what you’ve come here for? NIGEL: No I’ve come...

MARTY: It wouldn’t be green, though?.

<Airport security> ASO: Excuse me, sir, do you have any metal objects in your pockets? DEREK: Yeah.

NIGEL: It’s not gonna affect my performance, don’t worry about it, alright, just hate it, it’s really...

Losing is no sin So just dig it in Just begin again Begin again Begin again

DAVID: Can I take it off now? JEANINE: Why? Too hot in here?

DAVID: Have you seen Duke Fame’s current album? IAN: Um... yes, yes. DAVID: Have you seen the cover?

<Amid Nigel’s Guitar Collection> MARTY: Do you play all...I mean do you actually play all these or...? NIGEL: Well, I play them and I cherish them. MARTY: Mmm-hmm.... NIGEL: This is the top of the heap right here. There’s no question about it. Look at the, look at the flame on that one....

IAN: David, whenever a single bump or a ruffle comes into this little fantasy, adolescent fantasy world that you guys, you guys have built around yourselves... DAVID: Hey don’t knock it mate. Don’t knock it mate.

DRIVER: You know, it’s just that people like this...you know... they get all they want so they don’t really understand, you know...about a life like Frank’s. I mean, you know when you’ve loved and lost the way Frank has, then you uh ...you know what life’s about.

Big bottom, drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind?

Listen to what the flower people say Listen! It's getting louder every day Listen! It's like a bolt out of the blue Listen! It could be calling out for you

NIGEL: I’m a real fish nut. I really like fish...

Stonehenge - where a man is a man And the children dance To the pipes of pan

Big bottom, big bottom Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em

IAN: That’s “Smell The Glove” that’s, that’s the jacket cover, it’s going out across the country in every store. DAVID: This is the compromise we made...this is the compromise you made? IAN: Yes.

You're hot, you take all we got Not a dry seat in the house Next day, we'll be on our way But tonight I'm gonna rock you (tonight I'm gonna rock you)

You got problems You whine and you beg When I'm busy You wanna dance with my leg

NIGEL: I know, so we build a new one. And this is it, look! IAN: Consider...consider it done.

MARTY: If you could not play rock’n roll, what would you do? DAVID: Be a full time dreamer!

(pause) DEREK: Can I raise a practical question at this point?

NIGEL: The New Originals and then, uh, they became.... DAVID: The Regulars, they changed their name back to The Regulars and we thought well, we could go back to The Originals but what’s the point? NIGEL: We became The Thamesmen at that point.

IAN: ‘cause it hangs out like that?

You were younger than a virgin, and older than the sea You were angel, you were devil, and I was all of me

I'm trying to get to a position where I only wear clothing that feels like pyjamas but doesn't look like pyjamas. Secret pyjamas if you will. Fabrics with a little give and elastic waists. It's amazing how much happier I am if I'm just comfy.

MARTY: If you could not play rock’n roll, what would you do? DAVID: Be a full time dreamer!

NIGEL: No, he doesn’t know the fucking...if he knew the fucking part he’d play it, wouldn’t he?... Are you walking out? Are you walking out? DEREK: Fuck!

NIGEL: Well that’s true. I think mine would look good - better in doubly. If it was done in doubly.... JEANINE: Oh shut up!!!

I look to the stars and the answer is clear I look in the mirror and see what I fear

IAN: Yes. I’ll tell you what you can do. OK? This...twisted old fruit here...tells me that you have fucked up my reservations. SMITTY: I’m just as God made me, sir.

Stinkin' up the great outdoors Stinkin' up the great outdoors But the kids don't mind...

JEANINE: Cause the original gig fell through....

What then? Are we born again? Just to sit asking questions like these?

And what would they say to us if they were here tonight?

NIGEL: May I make a suggestion? May I make a suggestion? I’ve got one other suggestion. DAVID: Well let’s hear yours. Let’s hear your suggestion. NIGEL: Stonehenge! Stonehenge. It’s the best production value we’ve ever had on stage.