Pasha the Cryptorchid is at the vet today for a wound on his neck, because he likes to FITE. Cats are expensive. 🫠

- racist DOGE guy (redundant) canned - federal judge upholds birthright citizenship - another judge blocks voluntary resignation - NY state going to court over treasury business - patel put on ice for at least a week

My daughter lost her first tooth and put it under her pillow. I replaced it with an even bigger tooth. She wants to play tooth games? Let's dance.

Furiously jealous of my partner's daughter's backyard lemon tree. These things smell incredible. 🍋