we are the strongest.

“Were they? They didn't seem to be doing anything wrong”

“Woah ugly.. So gross”

Aw but zombies

Weirdos

i am who i am, and what i am is a freak of nature.

if you don't have a problem with my problem, maybe the problem's simply co——dependency!

there ain't nothing i can't do with a gun!

Bleed out for audience approval. Tragic 、but perfectly on schedule.

Zombies upon ye

.𝒫𝒽𝓎𝒸𝒽𝑜 I should revive this account. Maybe

Blasting off again!

“I spilled chocolate on my uniform!!! His majesty will kill me! Or..wait….” The realization that she's already dead. “Nevermind”

“I got to make a few of them into zombies sure… but we still haven't done a full assault! I did meet some interesting people. Like this little kid who really wants to become a sternritter. He doesn't like those annoying soul reapers.” She smiled. “Sadly however I’ve been doing my own thing! Ohh!

“I’m not much of a fighter. But I’ll give it a go. No promise you won't become a zombie though!” She slumps slightly. “I hate using this ability. It makes me so sleepy…voltständing!” Before twirling in place and being engulfed in a blue beam, cue the goofy magical girl transformation!

“I’m one of his majesties chosen. We have the goal of killing the soul reapers. I'm both alive and dead so I dont bother when fighting.” Four small spots on the ground start to break into blue energy floating up in orbs. Which shape into more skeletal versions of the deities' masks. ->

Slow turn, the weapon crumbling to blue sparkles. “Uh…nothing? I'm more get hurt and win the fight than..actually fight!”

Stand in silence, completely focused on the energy around her. She slowly focuses as much Reishi as she can into her palm. The glowing blue orb slowly taking shape. Forming into a bone, then twisting into a spine… extending before finally forming into a scythe.

“Aw! Trying to flatter me now! You know how to make a girl blush” She giggled clasping her hands together. “Sounds like you had a rough time albeit kinda fun. I’ve been here collecting dust. Sadly this corpse is rotting with boredom!”

“Of course you wouldn't! What fun would that be?” She smiled. “Soo, where did you run off to? Didn't go have fun without me did ya?”

“Well, it has been ages! Here I thought a perfectly good potential zombie went and died” Arms crossed over her chest. “It’s good to see an old friend!”

“Wooooah! You’re alive?! It’s been like..a year or something”

Zombie be upon ye!

“Maybe someday! Get a bit stronger and I’ll consider it!”

“Good. I'm sure Bambi would appreciate the exercise. And blowing stuff up”

“You are persistent. But I can't make that decision. Even if you aren't a sternritter. How about this? If you see a hollow or soul reaper you can call me. Me and Bambi will handle them”

Fine fine…

“Mhm. Very dead. Plus I dont think your abilities would get any stronger. Your body can be repaired constantly sure but that only accounts for so much. Zombies don’t change.”

Frankly, I dont know what you'd even be able to do…

“You’d also be dead. And forever bound to my will. Bambi doesn't exactly have her own free will. She's /MY/ zombie”

… I mean..

… you're no fun.

“I can't just make you a sternritter you know. His majesty has already picked all of us.”

Why does everyone keep saying I stink!? I smell like flowers and blood!

“Nope. I can't bring them back. There is a pesky soul reaper who is capable of turning my zombies back.. But they hate me and basically everything else too!!”

“Oh well!”

“Mhm! Poor people. So many dead”

“Told yah! Innocent girl!”

Around there yeah. I think I’m like 800 or something.

“Is starting an apocalypse a crime? I dont think it is”

The what..? I am way too old to get that reference!

Just an innocent girl. No crimes here

Maybe!

“Mhm. Our leader. I dont think he’d be happy if I told you his name.. He’s the one who gave me my Schrift”

“I still plan to do more. I just got a bit sidetracked is all.. I hope his majesty doesn't get mad!”

Innocent whistling Slowly walking off

“Uh…busy. Zombies” Vague gesture to the zombie apocalypse she caused.

“Oh.. Huh, guess we need to get some more recent books. Or maybe I should sneak into the land of the living”