Nothing like a little Memorial day food poisoning. Damn you chicken parm.

Well hello...

Dog walk rainbow. Paloma didn't care.

Shelter in place lifted. Its taco time!

I checked my watch and it clearly said ice cream cake o'clock. Who am I to argue with time?

I read this as "Hair and Blueballs" and was expecting something totally different...

10 years ago today, PJ at MSG.

I'm sorry telemarketer. This is my sit on the back patio with the dog and shitpost hour. Its on the calendar.

starting to suspect it was a time traveler that got the wrong Kennedy

Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people.

Go go gadget door dash.

Bellyrubs position engaged.

Orchid bloom. Look ma, I didn't kill it!

Belly scratches in the sun.

Massage gun time. Dog for cuteness.

Stadium tour.

Paloma discovering Led Zeppelin for the 1st time...

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

Lets go ATX.

I may be the only one, but I can pretty confidently say that I am not in the Epstein files.

Fully expecting a Drury fuckup today...

Not the usual morning you get in the ATX.

Guarding the fort from the squirrel invaders.

Sweet propaganda piece on president war crimes, defender of the pedophiles.

America: where your choices are evil stupidity or spineless stupidity.

I am so here with popcorn for the Trump Musk breakup.

After RFK posted this pic and declared the Caps "my new hometown team," Washington lost 3 straight and have now been eliminated from the NHL playoffs.

I think that maybe the most rangery new york rangers thing ever might be burning an ECL year of your top prospect so that he can score an own goal to give the other team the lead in a must win game.

I need severance so my innie can be the one who has to watch the NY Rangers play hockey.

I can't wait for our next tourism brochure. "Come visit the USA, where you have a 70% chance of not being snatched up by ICE and held in a for profit detention center for a month without due process. Come watch the economy collapse 1st hand surrounded by the warm glow of Tesla protest fires..."

5. ¡COOPER DEJEAN PICK-SIX! prepara tus oídos. increíble.

For Lent I'm giving up christianity.

Fox hasn't been good in years.

Everything MAGA touches dies. Congrats Canada on defeating the USSR.

@usahockey.bsky.social Hey USA hockey... can't have a pride night in hockey because no politics, yet you invite the orange rapist to the game on thurs? As an American, I say fuck you USA hockey, go Canada.

Price of eggs keeps going up....

The Philadelphia Eagles only trailed for less than 6 minutes the entire playoffs and all of it was in the 1st quarter. Now thats fucking dominance.