I am so here with popcorn for the Trump Musk breakup.

After RFK posted this pic and declared the Caps "my new hometown team," Washington lost 3 straight and have now been eliminated from the NHL playoffs.

I think that maybe the most rangery new york rangers thing ever might be burning an ECL year of your top prospect so that he can score an own goal to give the other team the lead in a must win game.

I need severance so my innie can be the one who has to watch the NY Rangers play hockey.

I can't wait for our next tourism brochure. "Come visit the USA, where you have a 70% chance of not being snatched up by ICE and held in a for profit detention center for a month without due process. Come watch the economy collapse 1st hand surrounded by the warm glow of Tesla protest fires..."

5. ¡COOPER DEJEAN PICK-SIX! prepara tus oídos. increíble.

For Lent I'm giving up christianity.

Fox hasn't been good in years.

Everything MAGA touches dies. Congrats Canada on defeating the USSR.

@usahockey.bsky.social Hey USA hockey... can't have a pride night in hockey because no politics, yet you invite the orange rapist to the game on thurs? As an American, I say fuck you USA hockey, go Canada.

Price of eggs keeps going up....

The Philadelphia Eagles only trailed for less than 6 minutes the entire playoffs and all of it was in the 1st quarter. Now thats fucking dominance.

Only team to beat Brady's Patriots and Mahomes' chiefs for super bowls.

Remember when Fox wasn't ass? Neither do I....

I think we can all take a moment to revel in the fact that an Eagles-Commanders NFCCG is Jerry Jones and cowboys nation's worst nightmare.

Coaching fucking malpractice.

The Rams receivers are winning battles while the Eagles receivers are reading books and dropping balls.

Lions gonna lion.

Damnit Zibanejad.