Eric Idle. Putting the Fuck back into Fucking Christmas. @ericidle.bsky.social

The rapture about to happen… for a ship. Minutes later the ship was no longer there, taken I assume, to its rightful place in heaven. I think that’s how it works.

Damn! I’ve already voted. If only I’d known that Clive was about to fix all these problems. Maybe next time Clive.

A prediction. Trump (or a crony) will come back from a Putin visit with a ceasefire. He’ll wave the paper over his head and declare that we will have “peace in our time”. Unlike Chamberlain though, he won’t go to the cabinet and say “we won’t have peace in our time” and prepare for the inevitable.

Poor Leon, you give one Nazi salute, you offer support to one Nazi group, you espouse one Nazi ideal and everyone accuses you of being a Nazi. #Elon

Definitely worth the read.

My brother has developed the opposite. loyloy.org

Definitely worth a follow

Hoo, boy. The right wing noise machine really, really hates that we're over here having a ball on Bluesky. I even got a mention for my treachery in this whiny Daily Caller bitchfest. dailycaller.com/2024/12/26/b...

Looks great. Pre ordered….

But surely this needs to be weighed against the 7% decrease in pronouns?? Or something

If anyone had told me a few years ago that I would be reposting a Liz Cheney post, and agreeing with her, I’d have asked what are they on, and could I get a carton of it. Times change. This is NOT an endorsement of any of her other views, but, we live in a changing world

The garden beds from a few weeks ago. The sunflower is out now

Worse?? That’s really pushing the envelope of mediocrity. She’s already onto the big issues facing Western Australians, trans people using “our” toilets, and yoof crime. Expect a massive campaign about The Yoof and how labor are “soft on crime”

Yeah, but apart from that he ticks all the right boxes. What could possibly go wrong?

I’ve decided that I won’t be voting for the greens because they don’t go far enough.

This is a Public Service Announcement - the following article is NOT a parody, repeat. NOT a parody. (I wish I could write stuff this funny though)

I saw a skeet about this and thought it was a great parody. Very funny. Well done. I was amused when I looked it up and saw it was real. Please, please tell me that the Trump sex toy is a joke. I won’t be searching for that. I have a shred of dignity remaining.

House of cards. We're standing on it.

A sunset over the Indian Ocean. Unfortunately a homeless man, wearing AirPods, got in the way.

🤷‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

Peta, I’m really not sure why “friend” is in quote marks?? Your choice, or one of those horrible subeditors?

I’m a refugee from “the other place”, and heartily amused as it goes further and further downhill. The ads used to be from Apple, Toyota, KIA etc, now.. click bait and crypto. I have a new saying. Go woke, go broke, go anti-awoke go forty billion broke.