Ernest Jones: "If you have anything to say about my quarterback, if you have anything to say about my defense, if you have anything to say about my O-line, and if you have anything to say about the city of Seattle, I have 2 words for you: FUCK YOU!"

@tomgrossi.bsky.social You gave the pope hat to the wrong team.

Me when I'm planning to cook something and I hear someone else in the kitchen: Guess I'm eating out today.

Every person is born with a right to life and dignity but some people forfeit it and shouldn't be valued.

Me watching the Eagles fuck and lose to the 49ers

I like how people collectively decided these things are called Xenomorphs just because Lt. Gorman was too much of an uptight fancy boy to use a simple term like Alien.

How long until we get a Shadiversity video where he bitches about his more successful younger brother for two hours without ever actually naming him directly?

Good lord this Stranger Things finale is long. This is what people who think Return of the King's ending is too long thought it was. It's got real Series Finale Syndrome where they've got to wring every bit of drama out of every scene to tie a big dramatic bow on the series.

It's funny watching the chuds get mad at finding out Will Byers is gay when anyone who watched this show paying attention at all has already known that for years. For people who comb every inch of everything they watch for Woke particles, they have no gay-dar at all.

Why can they make Nyquil flavors that you can comfortably choke down but Dayquil is the most vile substance you can drink that doesn't actually kill you?

The worst case scenario has come to pass. My five year old niece knows six seven.

@poorquentyn.bsky.social Have you ever considered that for all the terror they inspire, the Others when they actually appear on the page are little more than bullies and cowards? In the prologue when they encounter Waymar Royce, they gang up on him three to one and still seem afraid to come at him

I like The Force Awakens but I think every criticism you made is valid. It stinks that the conversation around Rey is dominated by internet chuds and that she's always reduced to just a Mary Sue, a stupid term that no serious critic should ever use.

Holly Wheeler got sucked into the time vortex that claims so many TV child characters. She aged seven years while everyone else only aged four and she's played by a fourteen year old.

@agramuglia.bsky.social Can you do something for me when you make your video on Shadow of the Conqueror? Can you go through the five star reviews the book has on Amazon or Goodreads and analyze if any of them say anything about the book that would require the review giver to have actually read it?

So they're just done with even the thin pretense that they're any kind of respectable news organization.

Finished the first season of Fallout and once again I'm left to wonder what might have been if the Halo show hadn't been made by people who apparently fucking hated Halo and thought they were so much better and smarter than it.

What's it like to have actual writing talent? I'm looking through my own stuff and it's shit. I can't believe I ever tricked myself into thinking I was any good at this.

Green beans make me physically ill to even think about eating. I can't force them down my throat or my gag reflex kicks in.

Just watched a movie called The Diarrhea Brothers Save the Day.

Anton Chigurh has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

Increasingly circular you say? Almost bubble shaped if you will.

@heathenking.bsky.social Just got someone to order Galahad off my recommendation.

I wish I was a real person instead of whatever the fuck I am.

Best needle drop of the series. #alienearth

I think the richest people in the world being white supremacists is about as normal as anything gets.

Can't wait for the Alien to get this motherfucker.

An injury and an ejection on the very first play. What a season this is gonna be.

The "Should Brandon Sanderson finish ASoIaF?" conversation is insane. George R. R. Martin is very much alive and healthy and y'all are talking about him like he's already dead! And what, is Brandon Sanderson just the second string author to every fantasy series now?

Can't wait for Trump to die and all the righties and shitlibs being all "Oh my god, how could you celebrate a man's death?"

I want to be excited for Tron Ares but it's Jared Leto. That guy is the kiss of death to anything he's involved in.

They ARE sabotaging the country on purpose.

@heathenking.bsky.social I have to ask, in the chapter where the author that is clearly you is giving an interview, was that Lyanna Stark you took a question from?

I'm glad about him too but he's running for mayor of a city 3000 miles away from me. I don't know why people outside of New York City are acting like this is some huge victory for the whole country.

They finally made a Fantastic Four that wasn't terrible, who knew such a thing was possible?

The Lord of the Rings, no question about it.

@heathenking.bsky.social Man, why'd you have to do Sir Bors like that? He was my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boy.

Watching Seinfeld in actual sequential order instead of whatever random episode happens to be playing on tv, there's a surprising amount of continuity in this show I never noticed before.

Asmongold. The dude kept a dead rat next to his bed so the sun would shine on it and the smell would wake him up in the morning. He showers like once a month and doesn't drink water.

@heathenking.bsky.social What supernatural being did you make a pact with to be so talented at writing and where can I find it?

Finally got through two painful weeks of healing my foot only to wake up this morning and suddenly it hurts again for absolutely no reason. I want to die.

@heathenking.bsky.social Is Mordred's horse being big and black and named Reaper a Sandor Clegane reference?

You ever read The Masque of the Red Death? It's a great story.

And this right after I just had the transmission in my car replaced, so it's a really convenient time to not be able to work, just a fantastic situation, the universe didn't fuck me on this one at all.

I've been stuck in my room with shitass foot pain for over a week waiting for it to heal. The really bad pain is over and now it's just the fucking annoying ankle pain that won't go away. Walking hurts like hell and since I live in America I don't want to go to the hospital to have it looked at.

Nothing good is ever going to happen to me ever again.

It's so refreshing to see a Superman film made by someone who doesn't think Superman needs to be fixed.

Goebbels must be kicking himself in Hell right now for not thinking to sell Auschwitz branded merch.

It's wild how good Squid Game is so good and then they cut to the VIPs and it's just the shittiest actors you've ever seen reciting the most braindead dialogue you've ever heard.

I know you have no intention of being effective, but could you at least not rub our faces in it?