@heathenking.bsky.social Just got someone to order Galahad off my recommendation.

I wish I was a real person instead of whatever the fuck I am.

Best needle drop of the series. #alienearth

I think the richest people in the world being white supremacists is about as normal as anything gets.

Can't wait for the Alien to get this motherfucker.

An injury and an ejection on the very first play. What a season this is gonna be.

The "Should Brandon Sanderson finish ASoIaF?" conversation is insane. George R. R. Martin is very much alive and healthy and y'all are talking about him like he's already dead! And what, is Brandon Sanderson just the second string author to every fantasy series now?

Can't wait for Trump to die and all the righties and shitlibs being all "Oh my god, how could you celebrate a man's death?"

I want to be excited for Tron Ares but it's Jared Leto. That guy is the kiss of death to anything he's involved in.

They ARE sabotaging the country on purpose.

@heathenking.bsky.social I have to ask, in the chapter where the author that is clearly you is giving an interview, was that Lyanna Stark you took a question from?

I'm glad about him too but he's running for mayor of a city 3000 miles away from me. I don't know why people outside of New York City are acting like this is some huge victory for the whole country.

They finally made a Fantastic Four that wasn't terrible, who knew such a thing was possible?

The Lord of the Rings, no question about it.

@heathenking.bsky.social Man, why'd you have to do Sir Bors like that? He was my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boy.

Watching Seinfeld in actual sequential order instead of whatever random episode happens to be playing on tv, there's a surprising amount of continuity in this show I never noticed before.

Asmongold. The dude kept a dead rat next to his bed so the sun would shine on it and the smell would wake him up in the morning. He showers like once a month and doesn't drink water.

@heathenking.bsky.social What supernatural being did you make a pact with to be so talented at writing and where can I find it?

Finally got through two painful weeks of healing my foot only to wake up this morning and suddenly it hurts again for absolutely no reason. I want to die.

@heathenking.bsky.social Is Mordred's horse being big and black and named Reaper a Sandor Clegane reference?

You ever read The Masque of the Red Death? It's a great story.

And this right after I just had the transmission in my car replaced, so it's a really convenient time to not be able to work, just a fantastic situation, the universe didn't fuck me on this one at all.

I've been stuck in my room with shitass foot pain for over a week waiting for it to heal. The really bad pain is over and now it's just the fucking annoying ankle pain that won't go away. Walking hurts like hell and since I live in America I don't want to go to the hospital to have it looked at.

Nothing good is ever going to happen to me ever again.

It's so refreshing to see a Superman film made by someone who doesn't think Superman needs to be fixed.

Goebbels must be kicking himself in Hell right now for not thinking to sell Auschwitz branded merch.

It's wild how good Squid Game is so good and then they cut to the VIPs and it's just the shittiest actors you've ever seen reciting the most braindead dialogue you've ever heard.

I know you have no intention of being effective, but could you at least not rub our faces in it?

the thing about not liking sports is that you're wrong

Playing against people who are good at games is really annoying.

About to totally rip off an Arya chapter from A Game of Thrones right now.

I like the protests going on against ICE but I'm just worried what will happen is what always happens, it'll run out of steam, people's righteous anger will fizzle out, and things will go back to business as usual and no one who has any actual power to affect anything will do anything.

@heathenking.bsky.social I got your signed book in the mail. I just wanted to let you know that I've had friends and coworkers who have self-published books, and I read them to be nice and kept my true feelings about them to myself, but yours I would be a fan of even if I had no idea who you were.

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

I hate seeing pictures of myself. I'm a fat fat fat fat fatty fat fat piece of garbage. Fat piece of shit. Eat your food fatty, you fat fuck. Fucking fatso.

Not that I give a shit about Joe Biden but if any President had to get cancer, I can think of a candidate I'd prefer.

Wild how Mon Mothma never brought up the fact that Palpatine once accidentally unleashed a kaiju on the people of Coruscant. Feels like that would have been a serious scandal.

This little twerp has no idea the amount of sacrifice it took to get him in position to fire that torpedo.

Goddammit Cassian, why didn't you call her?

One final episode of Andor, not ready for it to be over.

Watching through the Clone Wars cartoon for the first time? At what point does Ahsoka get likeable?

I don't think every Star Wars show has to have the tone and style of Andor, but every Star Wars show does need to have the care and effort and attention to quality of Andor.

Thank goodness Andor isn't trying to have a political agenda. You can tell because he's not a black woman.

Bix is now my new Kim Wexler, where I really really hope the reason she wasn't in Rogue One is because she's dead.

So have the right wing Star Wars grifters figured out they have to hate Andor because it fucking hates them but since there's nothing actually bad you can point at in it they have to bitch about things like puppets and bricks?

@notacast.bsky.social A connection I made visa vis Littlefinger and his inability to resist letting slip coy little details about his secret plans is the scene where Ned and Robert are arguing about what to do about Daenerys Targaryen and he pipes up that it's like kissing an ugly woman,

Testify

Do you think Palpatine tones down the evil sorcerer act when he's having staff meetings with his subordinates?

Amazing how many of society's seemingly intractable problems are only that way because some people are just fucking evil for no reason.