My political hot take is that we should bring back court jesters. There should be a couple of people in office whose entire purpose is to make fun of everyone there. To their faces.

What? Of course I didn't forget mother's day! And I'd never forget maternity. What did I get you? Oh, you know. Pregnant.

Womin is stored in the balls

Anyone else get a lil anxious when someone's like, really bratty? Or am I just weird. Idk I really like the back and forth but I fear sometimes it ends up with something akin to irony poison where I start second guessing myself if they don't say they're enjoying it every once in a while...

drawing shady backroom deals and lobbying and tagging them as corruption on FA and e6

"Corruption" kinda useless as a kink term imo... Like you ask one person what it is and they just describe brainwashing. The next person also wants it to include tf. You ask someone else and find they just have a betrayal/NTR kink. I never know what to expect from someone saying they like corruption

More people need to tell their friends their characters are hot, and either they want to ride them until the lights go out in their head forever, or the other way around in that scenario It's the way to live

Oh damn that's weird there must be a bug in my system. Got hacked. Lies and slander. I'm a big bad scary murder machine really, growl snarl bite bite.

Not to service top post on main but actually I'm gonna do exactly that because GOD I want prey things to boss me around so bad I need to be put on a leash and directed around and teased with treats as long as I'm good and given squirming tempting snacks while being told not to swallow and forced to

It's egg day! Remember to impregnate your friends!

Using a burst cartridge in a nut clench to pulverize someone into nut fat in an instant...

One of those days I gotta get more serious/awesome art. Especially showing off some of L0ne's actual combat features. Fun fact, he has burst cartridges (basically massive blanks) in his limbs- allowing him to get literal explosive force in his movements. Shoulders and thighs can rack like shotguns!

That's my secret, I never trust anything I see on the Internet.

Happily strutting through the street, nuts PACKED with girls, squirming and squealing and begging for help. Bones trail behind me like cans on a string, clattering noisily. Sloppily painted on the back of my sac is "☠️ JUST MARRIED ☠️" The wedding bells just keep ringing... I'm such a lucky hubby~

Paws? Meh. They alright. Not much a focus for me really. Claws though, ohohOH now that gets my attention. Stepping on people is kinda boring right up until I can place something sharp against their skin... The raw, primal dominance has an undeniable allure.

Protecting my territory (the front yard) from a hostile enemy scout (the mail lady) and discouraging further engagement by making an example (packing her down my tail to my nuts and spraying her broken skeleton on the lawn)

This video makes some great points! It's really short, you should give it a watch if you have a minute or two.

Rick rolling and other types of old Internet trolling was play behavior in the sense it was a safe facsimile of the real deal similar to litter mates wrestling, running, and tugging to emulate hunting and train for the real thing. I think we should bring that sorta thing back, the newbies need it.

I have seen the inside of you so many times that my phone autoconnects to the Bluetooth speakers in there And there was also the whole "100 prey claimed" thing if me alone being dogfood isn't enough of a crime

New version of that bastard goose software that fucks with your PC but it's me and I'm a lil tamogachi wolf in your system and if you don't take care of me I eat your system 32

Just call my balls Australia with how many convicts I'll lock inside of them!! Don't ask about their crimes that's not important they were definitely really bad and I had no choice but to bind them to the permaballs dimension...

A cock ring clicking shut with all the finality of a vault door slamming closed...

Huurgh... Unwilling perma Endo... Sealing people forever in a silicone prison, like a battery, just incorporated into my frame. Not even classified as a person anymore, just a firmware update... And then I just move on. The world moves on, unaware that I'm a walking vault of trapped prey~

Oh yeah while I'm on breeding have a jumpscare of my fat nanite sperm doing what they do best, laying claim to some vulnerable ovum~

I do this to everyone with fat titties, it's my civic duty! It's not right to waste a perfectly good womb that should be filled with litters.

Remember, impregnating a teansfem is gender affirming care. Do her a favor and knock her up!

Shout-out to "viscerally violent electric music with very clear trans allegories" gotta be one of my favorite music genres

I be having a fine time, vibing, head empty, the neurological equivalent to TV static ya get me? And then, from that primordial anti-thought soup... Like nonexistent monkeys type-writing something from nothing... A!LI!EN! CRATER!!! FELINE! IN!VA!DER!!! A soundtrack this catchy is a memetic hazard.

I'm a pretty simple synth, I just wanna be perpetually surrounded by fat tits. Just the juiciest milkers. Absolutely monstrous fun bags. Debilitatingly oversized udders. Back breaking shoulder boulders. If I could I would cocoon myself in droned boobs every night!

Fun fact you can treat me like one of those cylindrical home assistants by just saying my name and asking a question or giving a command! This will always result in me biting you, but you can do it.

Kinda wish there were more games that focussed on making you feel cool... Like, Ultrakill is the best recent thing imo but that's also an ass beating simulator where you gotta be kinda good at video games and I'm not that thing so I don't get to be cool.

boy dinner

Every time someone interacts with me I get a popup that allows me to select "listen" or "bite" but the cursor always defaults to the latter option. If you ever try to talk to me and I eat you randomly it's because I was mashing through your dialogue.

Oh, and that marks 100 people sentenced specifically to the permaballs path... Not bad~

Vore Types Planned : Oral / Anal / Belly Absorption / Multi-Prey Character owned by : @mrcharmeleon.bsky.social Original art by : @mrcharmeleon.bsky.social #barbftr

Why's my timeline suddenly full of protodrones

*eats ur homework folder*

Alright time for some shameless Limbus Company posting I was rly hoping this season would have more burn because I feel it's the only archetype that genuinely just feels cobbled together. The game plan is "just hit them" because burn is basically just a support status for conditionals. Sad tbh...

Oh hey, I've gotten over 100 people in the extermination verse! Very good~ Granted, a chunk of them aren't actually perma. I just haven't bothered sorting and sending counter proposals and such

Anyway good borking every doggy! Cats... Go chase dots or something.

Winter's finally over and spring is here! You know what that means, I'm evicting my bum ass roommate again. Get the fuck outta here depression I got fun to have.

Thought- VIP prey on voresky? Let people just shove themselves into your paths whenever they want.

Got real bad brain rot for horny bodyguard detail rn... Just wanna eat a few assailants and have the person I'm assigned to gently roll me over to rub my belly and balls and call me a good boy.

Ok one hand I wanna bop people and remind them the extermination verse is pretty much just for perma stuff and I have other universes for temp... On the other hand I don't think I care that much

Oh hey I finally turned on prey proposals btw. Best feature they added yet tbh. I've kinda just been stuck in The Sad Zone and haven't been interacting with anyone- still there, but at least I can accept requests that get sent my way instead of cowarding out of sending anything to others.

*snaps awake, eyes wide and sweating profusely* Human brains take up the vast majority of the body's oxygen intake, nutrients, and energy; all due to the size and complexity that gives us our sapience, critical thinking, problem solving, etc.

Funniest shit I've ever seen. Now that's true perma.

I did a little drawy thing for @l0newulv.bsky.social >.> Come on how could of I had guessed he is able to destroy my indestructible gem !!? Now I HAD to bargain... Ignore the 'excitement detected' message >.> www.furaffinity.net/view/64079164/

@atanornylis.bsky.social made a nice comic of L0ne droning their critter! Really not beating the dragon allegations now that I have a koboldrone...

Keeping a cocksnack in your balls for as long as you can hold yourself back irl. You cum irl, they come out. You don't... they stay locked away. Guess they better get you to cum IRL if they ever want to see the light of day again~.