Genuinely what are we supposed to? How do we live like this?

Celebrating pride month by indescriminately stealing the partner of anyone who posts something biphobic🤗

gf who makes homemade pizza dough 🤝 bf who makes homemade pasta sauce

any reason to post the best tweet of all time

I can't stop thinking about Haymich sending sleep syrup to Katniss in the arena so she could save her love. The same sleep syrup that her mother gave him when he was her age and couldn't save his..

Hells Librarians🔥 #LibrarySky #ReadToLive

I miss feeling capable of intelligence

game 2 tonight

Do all these apartments really not have AC?? I'm so confused

My first time in Georgia and it was such a lovely weekend🖤

My meds got delayed and I'm traveling for a wedding this weekend so I was mapping out how to ration my narcolepsy meds and balance with my adderall and caffeine for the weekend, when I got notified that I can pick them up🥰 thank you to whatever god I appeased for not letting me be a zombie 🙌🏼

i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo

going playlist for playlist on a road trip with your gf is a 10/10 activity

unfortunately i was born in the right time. i love vape & play halo

Happy #Easter Weekend! 🤣

Having concierged for billionaires in luxury condos, some of them do not have the common sense for basic independence. They've never had to fix little maintenance shit or even decide things like furnishing and decor if they don't want to. They can just pay someone else to decide for them😵‍💫

My man (with a low tolerance) accidentally ate 5 servings of an edible last night by eating the whole piece instead of breaking it up, so of course I ate a whole one myself and joined him for the journey. It was a lovely night🥰

It's been 3 years since I lost my best friend and I'm still here sobbing at 7am because I have no one else to talk to about shit, time is a circle

Visiting friends in New York

I've been playing games and embroidering on the couch in peace this entire afternoon but as I'm trying to leave, suddenly there is a cat on my chest.

back and more bisexual than ever bitches

why does joining a gym feel like signing up for a cult?

this song fucks open.spotify.com/track/3ItS4h...

I started to say something about growing up queer to a guy that knows I have a bf and he interrupted to say "Hold on, are you QUEER or are you BI?"

beer flights <<< nug flights

texting my bf “testing cheats enabled true” in an attempt to gain access to alter his mood on command

I get to guide my man through Halo Infinite and listen to vinyls inside all day🥰 🤗 Happy Sunday!

made a very nice turkey noodle soup tonight, everyone clap

my autistic ass is bringing small spoons from my place to my man's because all his spoons are giant and I spend too much time here to accept it any longer

EVERYONE STOP! Look at my son, Jello, when he was a baby😭

hello narcoleptics of bluesky I need help, how do you stay awake for an 8 hour wfh shift?

i will DIE ON THIS HILL #handembroidery #audiobooks

okay someone help my autistic ass figure out how to do the right thing with my face when I have someone take pictures of me, because I always look dumb and it makes me not want to take pics, but I know I'm a baddie so I would like to move past this

I also love hanging out on rooftops when it's nice out

none of y'all are playing Atomicrops like me

I'm back in the gym, gonna get strong and get back into pole this year💪🏻🤸🏻‍♀️

I love being called into the kitchen for my expert opinion on baking

kinda love watching people flirt with my man cause like.. yeah he is great I have good taste lmao

video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god

The playlist Buay made for me is nothing but bangers in every way possible. I'm sure that surprises absolutely no one lmaoo but it keeps hitting new marks and it's impressive🥲

I'm gonna koala myself around my bf when he gets back from his trip and there's very little he can do about it.

Once you lose a friend unexpectedly and never get the chance to tell them how much you love and appreciate them again, you'll understand why it's NEVER weird to say "I love you" to your friends.

I don't have the words to articulate the amount of work I've watched this man put into this in the short time I've known him, and I know I've only seen a drop in the ocean. The poems I should write... I'm just so elated for you🥹

Worked a few birthday parties today (after a very long and eventful morning) and I really love having parents say things like "This has been wonderful, you are such a lovely hostess!" and then walk out without tipping😐

fairs indeed @possiblybuaydubz.bsky.social

I like to use shaking my ass as a punchline by mainly only doing it at unexpected times to songs and sounds that you would think have very low ass-shakability

Plans are being made. The burlesque/drag wheels are turning. Queer things are happening. Bisexual, even.

my gender is Cartwheel

"you won't meet your soulmate at the bar" "you won't meet your soulmate at random afters" okay bro sometimes you do? take a chance