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I can't be the only person who will accidentally codeswitch the opposite way #awkward

Just found out that I've been missing like 20 emails a day for years from using Outlook 😵‍💫

How come the psychic shops always sound surprised when you call?

What do you mean that concert was 10 years ago? I was an adult and drove there 😭

I've known this woman for 10 years and can't think of three times that she's compromised.

Defend Rojava

Bex is requesting we keep supporting them while they're sick with cancer & treatment & won't be able to be online to fundraise themself. They've been sick with medical debt impeding further treatment a long time & it's pushed them to housing instability. Let's remember to support while they rest.

Reminder that I made some beautiful music that I'm proud of last year. Please listen if you haven't album.link/i/1808784994

Free Iran too.

I'm so embarrassed by that last Steelers game, I'm gonna tell people that I'm a Panthers fan until September.

I haven't even got paid yet and I'm already broke

Okay, I guess I'm not going to sleep. Coolcoolcool

jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.

I ate my black card years ago. It can't be revoked and I can't show it to you; it's just inside me.

I don't want a big booty hoe for my birthday, give me money!

Rocky snapped

Happy birthday, Aaliyah!

I'm doing stuff.

I watched JJK for the action. As soon as I started the second season, I realized I had no idea what was going on #animesky

Fight to free everybody until it's backwards.

I was not expecting my relationship to last this long. Now I have to buy shit for Valentine's Day 😔

The death toll from nationwide protests in Iran has surpassed 2,500, activists said, as Iranians made phone calls abroad for the first time in days Tuesday. n.pr/4aSM6uK

I never thought I would ask strangers for help. But war leaves no pride untouched. My family and I are from Gaza. We lost everything after gencide. If you can donate or share, you are helping real people stay alive. Solidarity is life. Thank you. 🤍 chuffed.org/project/1389...

Finally saw that movie Idiocracy. No wait, that was Fox News.

Did the best parallel park of my life last night. Woke up with my shit towed 🫠

49ers over Seahawks Bears over Rams Bills over Broncos And Steelers over Pats, obviously.

Still can't believe my best friend didn't make it to this year 😢

If only there were people on the left yelling about how dangerous ICE would be before so many people died...if only 🤔

One of the actual benefits of living in a warmongering late stage capitalism society is that the music is amazing! Still fuck ICE though.

Krillin really let an eight year old alien super villian kidnap his recently deceased best friend's son and lied to the wife about it 🤦🏿‍♂️

Police, soldiers, ICE, the IDF, the CIA, etc...All serial killers.

The ICE agent who shot Marimar Martinez in Chicago tried to goad her out of her car. He said “do something b*tch” and shot her 5 times. The ICE agent who shot Nicole Renee Good did the same thing. Stood right in front of her vehicle and yelled “f*cking bitch”. They hate women & it shows.

I don't know who needs to hear this but you not understanding something is not the same thing as it not making sense

Happy New Year🎉 This week on Substack, I'm talking writing goals for the 2-6 open.substack.com/pub/greyhues...

Don't ever argue semantics...unless you're discussing language.

Your team isn't going to the playoffs but the Panthers won their division with a losing record! 😏

Ever since I learned that Duo Lingo's characters were all AI, it just feels so strange to use it. So I'm ending my streak now at 1300. I'm switching to Lingo Lengend

I'm gonna choose my kid first every single time.

🚨 Thread collecting actionable steps to help civilians in Venezuela, Venezuelan refugees fleeing to neighboring countries, and Venezuelan immigrants in the US. 🚨 ✅️ Please post ideas / links, especially to local frontline groups. ❌️ Please avoid non-actions, and be cautious regarding sanctions. 👇

Historically, signs of collapse in an empire include desperate, meandering resource campaigns, spiraling debt, and civil unrest. Debt is exacerbated by severe political corruption and endless wars for assets (oil/natural gas) When social safety nets fail and inflation rises, people eventually revolt

It has never been about drugs. It has always been about oil. I will not let them manufacture my consent for imperialism. Viva Venezuela

Last year Trump was the one to declare Muduro the winner of a highly contested election. And now he's an enemy of the state because...

A new year, time to get back to holding grudges

So far, this year has been decent.

I highly doubt it. But hey, it beats last year's crestfallen