UNITED 🤩

A simply magnificent footballer.

Bob’s Burgers quotes live in my head rent free. “Drink some cranberry juice, bitch.” 😂

I've been thinking about the drumpf poop jet video.... I bet Vince McMahon thought that was hilarious

I...what are we doing? how did we go from Obama's tan suit is evil to this AI bullshit is okay? why does he get pass after pass?

Five movies to get to know me: The Big Lebowski The Dark Knight The Martian O Brother, Where Art Thou? Ghostbusters

White House etc. have arrived on blue sky. Here's a handy block list

Cannabis ✔️ coffee ✔️ stroopwafel ✔️ Toon 🕑

I would love to believe this is the case, but mass pardons from drumpf and co will prevent it

Not gonna see it in theaters, but I am very much looking forward to seeing the new Tron movie. I've avoided the soundtrack so I can experience it with the film. Not expecting top cinema btw lol

Girls don't like the car

Define your music taste with 8 artists: Johnny Cash Foreigner Nat King Cole Otis Redding Ye Willie Nelson The Statler Bros Jack Johnson

In my Bobby Heenan voice "he jumped out the window to get away"

For an idiot like him, absolutely believe it

I shouldn’t have to pay the salary of someone who is calling me a terrorist

This the face I make when I check my bank account lately

I'm rumblin' bumblin' stumblin' into the weekend. Looking forward to doing nothing but playing Radical Red and watching the Toon.

I'm scraping by, barely, and we're giving billions to Argentina, building a ballroom, and now a gd Arch???!! Why am I following rules and paying taxes??

Only two more days! 🖤🤍

Oh, hello crushing seasonal depression, you're right on time.

Sora is now my arch enemy. That shit is EVERYWHERE

The only King I'll abide

I fuck with stroopwafels

if you see this, qtp with your future starter pokémon in the upcoming game pokémon legends: z-a! #pokesky #gaming #pokemon

what a fucking hit!

Nuzzi sounds like a Limp Bizkit song

Post your favorite favorite dragon ball character (Wrong answer only)

gym bros smdh

I've seen a massive influx of AI videos recently. Most of them involve animals reacting unexpectedly, but it's all a bit weird

Share a cartoon from the past kids today probably never heard of. 📺

I had a VERY vivid nightmare as a 6 yr old from this show. I still recall it occasionally

Please let it be Greta lol

If you see this, quote this post with your favorite Ghost-type Pokémon #pokesky #promosky #anime

Post you from a different era

displace J7?

i used to really like the Post. Now, it's bullshit propaganda. Bezos/WP, GO FUCK YOURSELVES

Drop something WITCHY 🔮 🖤 🧹

there's woodchucks, and then there's woodCHARLES

Frodo: I wish it need not have happened in my time. Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. Frodo: I think that having a historical scope that wide can make the present too deterministic.

Black Walnuts are one of the few scents I can actually register, and it's an incredibly nostalgic smell. I love mowing this time of year so I can chop up the ones that have fallen from the tree and just revel in the aroma

What's up with these Baltimore bird teams blowing their windows to compete

Every match is a slog this season. It feels like we're just waiting for things to click, but they aren't quite. I hope we turn it up #nufc

eeeww I just cheered a Chelsea goal 😳

I hate the "act super happy about getting a minimal raise" routine. Absolutely am grateful for it, but why do we gotta do the song and dance for these pennies?

Callum Wissa smdh

If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite Eevee evolution 🔥💧⚡️ #pokesky #pokemon

well that was fun lol

Peace