My neighbors are all shooting today. I didn't get the memo apparently

First console played: Colecovision First console owned: Nes First console that made me properly fall in love with games: Nes First console that was just mine rather than shared with my family: GB First console I bought with my own money: PS2

The US Govt is not working for the people; it is working for those profiting off the people. The entire circus of elections and governance is a sham. VA proved our voices don't matter. I hate our system.

If you get to $1bn all of your money should be taxed and you should receive a message. You won the game now all of your money has been taxed to make it fair to all the other players. But you should be fine as you are so great at the game. Right?

Bringing your lunch to work does NOT save money. You will eat that lunch before 10 am and then later you'll have to buy another lunch. smh

I wish we lived in a time where you needn't have an occupation and "Adventurer" was a viable option

I don't know the difference in Alix Earle and Alex Cooper, and I am fine with that

What's bringing y'all joy lately? Like, shit is bleak so let's celebrate some goodness. I've got these: - karma assisted with the move and house hunt - enjoying watching Bam Margera's return - Pokemon Radical Red

Sassy little thing

"Your Honor, he said he was willing!"

Be a good person and good things will happen. Work hard and it'll pay off. Crime doesn't pay. Your vote matters. All lies. Miss me with it come November.

Well what the fuck did I vote for? Apparently that means nothing. Fuck it. It's time to do some crimes. Nothing we do matters and the rules are made up.

We are intent on becoming a caricature.

£80M for AG to Bayern, I'd take that. £100M for an English club

QTP with your favorite Fighting-type Pokemon

Presidential "fitness burger in my mouth" test

I wish we were a proper country that wasn't scared of socialized medicine and women leaders

It's a yes. Thank you

Going to look at another place tonight. Fingers crossed as this would be a nice one for us

Well, let's get on with it then, I guess. Say goodbye to Big Nick and Hall, and hello to contract extensions for Burn and Schar.

It's nice to drink coffee on a Sunday and rewatch the highlights from yesterday instead of pretending NUFC don't exist

I got a little burnt out and took a while to finish this run. This team ran through the E4 like Cump through Atlanta

Chuffed to be wrong about the starting XI today. Grateful for the three points.

I'm rock solid on my theory that Eddie wants to go and is sandbagging to get sacked for the payout. You can't tell me this lineup is a good faith effort to win today. This is nowhere near our best XI

Burn over Hall....again...

Watching the long form videos the Dern Bros have made w/ him touring Castle Bam and Ape&Phil's house and it's making me happy. Ape and Phil are such good humans.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cow...errr, footballers

I don't want war; I want to not be afraid of the cost of an ER visit. I don't want a ballroom; I want wages to match the cost of living. I don't want an arch; I want a meal to be less than an hour of minimum wage. I don't want to be "great"; I want to be able to afford home ownership.

If he leaves Lewis Hall out again in favour of Dan Burn, I'll be fully in support of Eddie Howe leaving the football club and taking his tactical ineptitude with him.

At this point, I’m eating what I want, buying what I want, seeing what I want and posting what I want. It’s the end of days. Do what you want. Just don’t hurt anyone.

When I say I NEED a Toon win this weekend, i mean i neeeeeeeed it

I do not like that they killed off *redacted* on Will Trent. I like that character 😔

Any country demanding another give up its nuclear weapons or ambitions should first rid themselves of their own nuclear program.

How much longer are We The People going to abide the erosion of our rights by a pants-shitting tinpot wannabe dictator?

My buddy writes for a wrestling site. He asked for my dream match and made this graphic I love:

JFC this guy

Real talk, why are we still following rules? why are we still obeying laws? Life in the US is now like Whose Line: "Everything's made up and the points don't matter"

Dead heart, dead hands.

1. DC United 2. DC United 3. DC United 4. I'm the only footy fan in my family so NUFC 5. Newcastle United

Dates are not something I've encountered very often in the US. I recently tried 'em and I did enjoy them. Tasted almost like a baked good.

How is every member of the media so chickenshit that they don't call out obvious bullshitting? Yeah, you're gonna lose your job, but at least you get to look yourself in the mirror and sleep well at night. Idgaf, if some old cunt denigrates me, they'd better be prepared for a return volley.

oh shit rest in power Monte Coleman :(

Ready, willing, and able. Just need an opportunity.

I absolutely hate/despise/detest/loath/abhor conspiracy theories. I hate even more that everything my government does has me thinking in conspiracy theories.

trumpty dumpty's "assassination" attempts

Name your fave film sequel DW3

Put me in, Coach. I'm ready to play today.

I am not buying merch anymore. 1) Shit's too expensive 2) None of my teams are trying 3) fuck Capitalism