My Halloween costume? No costume. I'm freaky enough already.

I'm showing off the WIP of the KD and Scalpel wedding art

Well, tell me about yourself, then.

>A deep drag from a cigarette as he sighs, his optics dimmed. "Never expected to miss X and Zero this much. Alia too. Someday... Someday things will get better. "

"My son says I'm a big old teddy bear, that count?" A soft chuckle as he extends a clawed hand. "A purple lizard. Let me guess, I wouldn't be the first to make a Barney joke?" He's in good spirits, giving the best smile he can. "Kiril, KD, whatever you prefer. "

>He motions towards his scales, tail and claws. "Been while since I checked, but think I'm still a lizard. You the dinosaur?" And he's already started with the dad jokes.

"When did you develop a sense of humor?"

"..." "So we're not friends?"

I must send out wedding invitations. Maybe X and Zero would show mercy and attend? Just for a day, mind you.

That's our word, we can say it.

Please don't use the term Clanker. I prefer the term artificial person.

>Nikto I was supposed to sleep an hour ago but got way too carried away rage baiting my son

And yet only one is a lizard.

Mission success: the lizard has new heater.

Throwback to when the wife wrote zero and this was the vibe

You seem tense. Just go steal some meds from Scalpels office. She's your mom now it's fine.

I don't think that's misunderstanding a social cue, I think that's just being a cunt.

I apologize if Solis comes off as weird. He has autism and has a hard time with social cues.

My son loves me :)

What the fuck did Solis install into the maverick hunters computer

Solis said I'd never get bitches, now I got my old boss, my wife, and his plus one.

My name is Kiril Duga, yo. I'm your father, yo. That's right. *Boom* I will beat you with a belt, yo.

How about you "take the L" before I "rizz" off my belt and "fanum tax your gyatt" and send you straight to the "backrooms" yo.

@holyjudgement.posts.faith "Solis. My son. Sit. " The more comfortable chair sat across from Kiril, he rarely cared for creature comforts. Solis however had a taste for finer things, and to that end, Kiril always made sure his son had a comfortable chair. One of the small ways of showing love. +

I am a 7 foot tall lizard who can eat anyone who tries to detain me. Nobody will prosecute me.

Not the first time I've sided you in disposal of corpse.

I'm just trying to stay hip with the kids. Your old man has "rizz" Scalpel says I'm sigma.

And you're a violent sociopath.

I wonder if X will be nice enough to come to my wedding

I got a box of dusted crickets. Cool ranch. We could split it. Couple Dubai roaches in my bag. Or do you want actual food

I'll draw you as the soyjack and me as the Chad

Why would I eat that? I like actual food. And the occasional bug.

"..." "The hard part of being a giant lizard is it limits the Halloween choices. I'll just paint myself green and be Godzilla again."

Yes papa?

Sorry for what?

No Papa-

And that's it. The grip around her neck that she begged him for. Cold. Calculated. The only thing behind it was cold, Russian steel and hatred. "You brought this upon yourself. This isn’t punishment. It’s the consequence you asked for.” Slowly the grip gets tighter. And his eyes, uncaring.

Shhhh Just Sleep I'm totally sane and can be trusted with a position of power

Violence begets violence. Simple as. Every inch of him wants to just show how he became a hunter. How he's survived battle. And for a moment, he reaches for their neck, but stops a mere few inches away from them. "There’s a point where mistakes stop being mistakes. You’re standing on it."

The war machine is growing impatient. "Theoretically, I grab you by the neck, again, mind you. And I just... Throttle you until you cease to exist. Then, what, pray tell, would happen? You'd be dead and I'd move on, eat dinner and go to bed. Nothing would change. Do you understand?"

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

There's a temptation

X said I'm in charge when he's gone

"Don't you play victim or act holier than thou. You insult my son and my parenting. You don't get to start shit and cry when you get hit. Welcome to the real world, jackass. The only reason you're alive is because of MY mercy. Stoop to my level? I'm so far above you, , pathetic. "

"I don't like you, I don't like your attitude, I don't like how you talk to my son. " >Cute. She's trying to show concern for HIS safety? "Let's say hypothetically anything happens to me. Solis would track you. He'd make you suffer. Your friends and family would be nothing but ways to hurt you."

Me when Solis and Lunus

Scalpel is a walking thundercloud

I've seen scalpel crush a watermelon with her thighs

The lizard and the medic have a child too