uuuugh! everything in my apartment keeps breaking. first it’s the ac, now it’s the stove

it’s been ages since i’ve dated but i don’t miss the whole ‘talking stage’ thing. it makes me feel 16

no clue, but i know it has to be drawn in liquid eyeliner

best part of having hemme is that i get in plenty of cardio whether i want to or not

[☕️] @winningextrodinare.bsky.social It had been a decently normal day so far. Ema had to do her usual running around, back and forth across the city, delivering evidence and lab results and the like. If there was an upside of it all, it helped her get her cardio in. —

[⛔️] @thebettergavin.bsky.social Ema paced along the side of the road as she spoke into her phone. Just in front of her, her beloved car, parked hastily next to the dirt road. The back tire was clearly in poor shape and her spare was no better. She had just replaced that sucker too, her luck! —

was gifted a bottle of wine on valentine’s day. was left on my desk with no note. my favorite too. wonder who could have done that hmm

does he flash his chain directly in my window on purpose or something??? that thing is gonna blind me one day

[wow. very cynical. especially for him. usually she wouldn’t care all that much- when did she ever care about his feels- but the zap of energy (or rather their lack of it) had never been that noticeable. crossing her arms, she mimics them.] ‘j a ..’ and? —

[she knows this; she glances around for a moment but does not comment on that fact.] good… morning, fop? [she doesn’t say it, but the look she gives clearly asks ‘are you okay’?]

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that would be great. you’re the best! i’ll also be on the look out... im sure there’s something we can do about it. i’d hate to retire them, they’re so pretty….

they might be? but i’d have to take them to someone who knows that they’re doing. i could replace them. it might be a pain to find the exact pair though. i was gifted them by lana forever ago

my heel broke on my favorite shoes today. just great

[there’s a twitch in her eye, but she smiles. it’s kind of scary…] yeaaah. i can crunch a little quieter if you’d like? force of habit.

[grumbling stops.] hm? mr. edgeworth? oh, y’know. just the usual. why do you ask?

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