I went on a date last night and it did NOT go well

"Of course, can’t fall behind!“

"Aw, that's sweet of you! I will go find one right away!"

Aw, Stella, are you sure? I don’t want you to get cold!

That explains a lot… My fingers are freezing off!

My god it is freezing cold in my office, I am not dressed for this

Whenever my agent Scarlet calls, it‘s always an emergency. Whether it‘s a scheduling conflict or a spilled coffee, she will always say: "Klavier, it‘s a disaster!" She‘s incredible at her job, but I always wanna tell her to take a breather or two.

No Vongole dear, pillows aren’t dinner

I do not want to be perceived today so I think I will hole up in my place I don’t feel like putting on a disguise 😮‍💨

I‘m not really wearing the right clothing to get my hands dirty with, but what can you do!

My bike is making a concerning noise, I should probably take a look at that after work

I wanna go on tour so badly but I‘d have to take so much time off and there is so much to do…

Bless my mom cause I know she means well, but her always asking me how Kris is doing when she calls always sends me into a spiral

Had a looong appointment with my hairstylist today, I look like a million dollars now~

One time I had a 'fan' that committed a crime in hopes to get prosecuted by me I generally adore my fans but a few outliers are a little bit scary sometimes!

And I could not ask for a better boss, truly ✨

Did I just see Prosecutor Sahdmadhi carry a baby goat around

Aw Trucy, you could’ve just asked, I would have sent them your way!!

My sparkly new eyeliner might distract the defense in court today 😏

I would love to do the road trip thing with someone someday. Maybe even with a camper or something. I think that'd be pretty neat

"Ohh, fine, if you insist…"

"Gah! Don't look at me like that, it's scary!"

"It's really not that bad! I can always go if it doesn't get better?"

"Aaahhh... I was kinda hoping it would go away by itself"

I had a somewhat nasty fall off my bike and now my leg kinda hurts when I move it This is definitely going to ruin the tour

Trying to break in my new doc martens. It's going... But not very far. Ouch.

My bike is making a bit of a concerning noise so I‘m gonna get under her hood tonight It‘s been a while since I‘ve gotten my hands dirty like that, for some reason I‘m really giddy to do so though! In another life I might have enjoyed working on machines like her full-time ☺️

Of course, I value quality 😁

You're welcome, my friend! Help yourself, it's free of charge!

Good choice, sir!!

It is way too hot to function so I organized an ice cream truck for the prosecutor building, you're welcome 🍨

The downside of being flirtatious by nature is that nobody ever seems to realize when I‘m actually interested

My parents are selling the home I grew up in and I‘m a bit conflicted about it. It‘s not like I went back there all that often anymore, but it still feels kinda weird.

I miss my friends. I‘ll annoy them into hanging out with me

It happened on an interview right after a concert so my adrenaline was extremely high and my brain not working all that well There'd always been speculation but this reporter asked me point blank if I was gay. Usually I'd deflect that question, but that time —

Happy pride month! The old Gavinner fans remember my disastrous yet iconic coming out live on national TV, I‘ve come a long way since then 🫰🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I can‘t actually wait to do big concerts again, I miss the stage like I’d miss breathing The adrenaline kick it gives me is incomparable

One of my friends just sent me the photos they took on my birthday, they are pretty funny Would make good blackmail material if I had any shame whatsoever 😁

When I turn 30 I'm going to rent like... An amusement park or something That'd be awesome

I’m a bit buzzed….. and I lost my shoe

My friends rented a whole bar for us!! I‘m going to get so drunk

"Ohh, thank you, that‘s really sweet! I can’t wait to see it~"

Thank you, sir!!

It‘s my birthday today 😁🎂

My birthday is next week and I have yet to make any plans Maybe I'll just invite a couple friends and get a little drunk

A prominent medium published an interview with me that I never did Props for the creativity but you do know I‘m a prosecutor right

If I don’t jingle when I walk I always feel like I’m not really me

I was owned by a company before I don’t wanna do that again

Why are my ears ringing

"Thank you!! You make me feel less crazy over this. I've had stage outfits that had everybody questioning before!"