spent too long in the ulta on emergency hair conditioner quest and now i am consumed by thoughts of sensitive nose hua cheng in the beauty store (he's too much of a diva to be in and out but the heavy scents of perfume are /killing/ him) but i don't have time to devote to developing the idea ToT

hhHHHH okay ok gonna drop jiejie's herd cowhua allergy headcanon proposals from my drafts and then back to errands

i am trying SOOOO hard to stop needing reassurance/permission every time i want to post something but boYYYY do i sure get really embarrassed every time i have something to say more than like. once a week max like man. look at catte going on again about the same thing day after day >.>;;;;;;;

this lived rent-free in my head enough i went ahead and wrote up what was bouncing around about it ;3c [nsfw, #gegesHerd, sick!hua cheng, #cattefic] the scene: xie lian cuddling bull hybrid hua cheng while he has a cold, while bull hybrid san lang kneels between hc's legs to help with his milking.

had a hard time sleeping last night and started thinking abt bull hybrid san lang catching a nasty little autumn cold and sneaking into hua cheng's stall at night to cuddle bc he feels miserable,,,,, hua cheng woken up by this small bundle of elbows and knees insinuating himself into hc's warmth,,,,

[ sneezing, allergies, some mess ] thesis: #gegesherd au; the farm gets a new shipment of hay that's from somewhere else/different type of grass and san lang is So Allergic to it

one day i will have time online again & actually post the little bits i have been writing on the plane but until then know that i am poised over the cows with my little perversion paw up like a cat abt to knock smth important off ur desk.....

bro this tumblr nonsense got me making up a new dreamwidth for this acct to back up my stuff from that tumblr and start directing little stories to maybe D<<<< it's hard to rec dreamwidth 'cause you have to either learn a lot of coding or be more familiar with web 2.0 html type setups tho 😔

[sneeze, allergies] something something a high pollen count week wrecking hua cheng so bad his nose goes all chapped and raw from the constant dripping. bright red and cracking a lil around the edges of the nostrils; he hates this but hes blowing it too often to even think of hiding it with makeup--

the cycle of getting too anxious to post things while you're still invested in it so then it sits until you're no longer that interested and therefore brave enough to go 'whatever let's post it' but then it's like. well what's the POINT >.<***

ohhh nooo, roommates gonna be back home soon so i have <20 min to stop crying

like........................ i don't know they're clearly trying to be nice i just. i know sometimes the situations i'm writing are funny but like i think you can tell which fics. aren't meant to be. and it's just kind of hurtful (to me) to like. be out here TELLING me you found it that funny.

[ #fcmerfarm, sneezing, short ficlet ] prequel to qrt thread: the morning before 900 words / rated: T / cw's in post on tumblr calamity and wuming wake up together... and so do wuming's allergies 🤭 www.tumblr.com/cattewife/81... #cattefic

wrote up a little prequel of sorts to this thread this morning but AS ALWAYS with my snz spelling formatting it is... italics heavy so. i am struggling to figure how i wanna post it. ToT;;; if i link out to my secret tumblr for this y'all are chill right.... it's like this account but uhh. more.

ANYWAY something something from the theme of wm being highly driven and task-oriented (sexy) from this thread but when it's allergy season and he ALSO,,, /keeps/! sneezing his head off but it's barely a pause between-- stop to hitch, sneeze, goes right back to sucking calamity off,,,,

kinda wanna write something really self-indulgent but also the roommate is home today and i get. uncomfy about even thinking abt that stuff when i'm not alone. lifetime of fetish repression and secrecy, please fix yourself faster.

someone else posted their first + most recent hua cheng drawing and i went omg that's almost the same time i started drawing for tgcf too! (summer of '24 for me) so here's my before & after... still winding hua cheng up to a sneeze 🤭

no thoughts just extremely invested in hua cheng on a bad allergy day sneezing persistently and getting more & more annoyed the whole time he's trying to do ANYTHING-- fill the coffee pot, pour the coffee, wash the dishes, draw, work... too stubborn to just give up but it's slowing him down SO MUCH

new pinned post time owo;;;

[ #fcmerfarm, flower crown mer farm au // #cattedraws ] oh no, poor san lang is really sick this time... his fever stripes are showing :'( someone come cuddle him immediately!

[ #fcmerfarm, flower crown mer farm au // #cattedraws // cw some sick oozy gill mess ] crimson rain and san lang share the quarantine tank blues with a nasty little cold in the gills 🥺

....the constant problem with brain only acquiescing to write full fics if they are also fetish fic is then i'm baking all my ideas into them but then when people go "i wish there was [x] in fic!" --

getting heated thinking about dianxia coming up and setting off san lang stuck sneezes again,,,, crimson rain laughing at him for it after a particularly dramatic fit and gege just giving cr a Look like. 🤨 really. and comes up to tickle along cr's gills in a way that sets HIM off--

i just genuinely think it would be very hard for a version of hua cheng to know that yeah, he IS actually in many respects the weakest out of the bunch.... adding this onto his health issues and he's Absolutely pushing himself where he doesn't need to and /causing/ himself to get sick sometimes...

ohhh boy fam i finally sat down to type out all of my secret mer farm au snz thoughts i've been percolating and. 🫣🫠😓 oh dear.... there are a lot of them,,,,,,,,,, 😳😳😳

[ nsfw ] seriously how am i supposed to pick from all my currently open wips wtfffff

i have TEN MILLION other things i want to draw/am in the middle of drawing but all i want suddenly is san lang cuddling crimson rain while they're both sick aaaaaaaaaaa

me: noooo i don't WANNA draw the complicated thing .⁠·⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠(⁠>⁠▂⁠<⁠)⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠·⁠. deb: san lang canon sensitive delicate gills baby me: 👀👀👀 i will be so brave and the thought of him in the quarantine tank miserably sneezing his little head off will comfort me thru this adversity

related: did manage to do some quick updates to [ cherry chapstick ] to reference our newly adopted #cybermoths "what if the wuming moth skin is always kinda smiling?" thunks [ cw: xie lian setting off wuming's allergies on purpose // snz kink (textual) // dacryphilia (implied xie lian's kink) ]

OH MY GOD hua cheng starting off like "oh no" and trying to stop himself from sneezing and then getting too done in by the overwhelming lust and fervor to even care anymore,,, he is gonna be SO embarrassed after,,, "gege just crush my ashes" except he doesn't have ashes to crush in this one x'''D

hc trying to gently extricate himself from xls leg grip, so he can go quickly rinse off in the pond or something, it would take no time, hand over his nose but xl Refuses, you fuck him Now he doesnt care about any of that theyre hotboxing themselves on sex pollen and allergens in that megaflora tho

[ nsfw: lemony, #mothualian] someone seeking revenge for jws death sneak-planting a sex pollen / aphrodisiac flower in the garden of paradise manor in hopes of forcing hualian into sleeping with other people but it doesnt work. even though xie lian is alone at the manor when it blooms (timed +

damn it only seemed like an implication??? its not that man is gonnat be mid suave sexy line about how hes gonna fill xl up or something, ready to put it in as xl squirms and then hx sneezes and thrusts in without warning and xl goes wild for it while hc is like "what the fuck...... Oh No"

whoops thinking abt this med student xl again....!! gonna get real self indulgent with giving him the snz fet (but mostly unrealized bc he's been pretty low-libido ace his whole life b4 the hua cheng demi awakening) bc that's my top fave headcanon for him [ lowkey doctor/patient cw maybe? ]

[nsfw, sneeze, snz, hualian] Yes allergic Hua Cheng muffling a sneeze into Xie Lian's shoulder Also Xie Lian's hand, light at the base of Hua Cheng's throat, not restrictive, just enough to feel the breathing hitching below and the hard pressure, the movement of the voice box in the throat

writes this under cover of darkness (metaphorically) ok this is the most niche specific crossover here but like. macro/micro snz is a whole genre within snz kink and i'm not even usually That Into It but. i am nevertheless UHHH. TRYING NOT TO THINK TOO HARD ABT APPLYING IT TO MEGAMERHUALIAN....

[modern au, followup to qrt thread] i have two wolves inside of me at all times and one of them is: hua cheng with allergies succumbing to the demands of modern medical vulnerability and behaving like a very angry cat at the vet at the allergist's (very alluring*, very probable,

#cattedraws #mothualian

#cattedraws #mothualian

#cattedraws #mothualian (but moth-on-moth)

not gonna reupload but i am putting these here.... #cattedraws

[personal, possible tmi] not to personal psych post on the kink account but it is so wild what growing up with a paraphilia for a nonsexual involuntary action can turn out to do for making you feel like your desire is inherently predatory (while others' is fine obviously)

[ cyberpunk mothualian, cybermoths, xenobio, sneezing, egg periods / eggpreg, weird ] hc on his egg period and forced to go to a meeting and the cramping isnt bad yet, he's still only a day into making them but Someone in the group of investors has worn a new perfume today and its really pissing +

it turns out i DID have nearly enough art to fill out one of these-- if i pulled from my fic illustrations, which makes half of this so unrepentantly kinky that i'm posting it from this account! happy end of 2025! it's been a fantastic return to creativity for me, despite its challenges!

a year in fic: or, how catte flooded the ao3 tag with sneeze kink in 2025 all of these are tgcf/hualian sneeze fetish focused, with a variety of ratings and au's. #cattefic thread ↓

a year in fic: or, how catte flooded the ao3 tag with sneeze kink in 2025 all of these are tgcf/hualian sneeze fetish focused, with a variety of ratings and au's. #cattefic thread ↓

it turns out i DID have nearly enough art to fill out one of these-- if i pulled from my fic illustrations, which makes half of this so unrepentantly kinky that i'm posting it from this account! happy end of 2025! it's been a fantastic return to creativity for me, despite its challenges!

hmmMMMM i don't have enough art this year to do a month-by-month summary but i DO have at least a fic a month x''''D much harder to wrap that up into one snappy graphic tho.... >.>;;;

friends the casual reminder is to don't have a convo dissing the kink in the op's kink thread where they are getting all of that in their notifs.......... feels bad man no matter how much you say you respect it. take it to a different thread

your niche fetish art of your favourite character doesn't need to be 'canon compliant' or 'biologically possible' or 'make sense logistically' . Is it thematically resonant ? does it get you bonered? that's all that matters