day 2! oh my god they were mutuals 'verse [ compromise // rated: M // words: 1700 // hua cheng has allergies and records himself sneezing for fetish audiences; xie lian struggles with possessiveness over this ]

so i really like the angle that hua cheng was cursed in life and has been blessed/ had his fortunes reversed in death re: his luck/suffering etc. so like. in a less meta/narrative focused sense he grew up abused neglected and malnourished!! boy's immune system ain't shit!!!

hMM forgot what i wanted to yap about on the other blog. time to repost a bit of a thread from a tumblr post that flopped with the kink-only crowd 'cause it was too meta/whump/character focused and not enough sneezing x'D

gonna do a cheeky little "the 4 days of christmas" with these "oh my god they were mutuals" extras! here's the first of 'em: [ unendurable // rated: E // words: 2500 // t4t hualian, hua cheng has allergies + sneeze kink xie lian is too turned on by them and has to masturbate about it ] #cattefic

@cattewife.bsky.social they fell asleep together last night, which is hardly surprising, but Xie Lian wakes when Hua Cheng shifts. His forehead isn't pressed against his husband's soft chest anymore because— Eh'gkt! nght-nkt-ngxsck! Being awake is suddenly very worthwhile.

when you're a shapeshifter and all your forms have slightly different sneezes >uo (originally drawn august '25) #cattedraws

queuing up a bunch of the "oh my god they were mutuals" series extras and i am SO tired of writing the disclaimers but the MINUTE i don't add one assuming that people will read the one on the story before and apply it going forward-- NOPE

absolutely yelling every time a commenter speculates on something that could happen in my fics that IS HAPPENING IN A WIP JAIL FIC like AAAAAAA i've been rumbled!!! but you're gonna have such a good time!!! in 1-7 months!!!!

did ao3 EAT one of my comments????? i was trying to approve it and it started glitching and then i refreshed the page and it was gone????

be well [ canon verse mothualian // taking care of mothlian's fluff but pollen that didn't quite get washed out sets off flutterhua's allergies ] archiveofourown.org/works/75833126 #cattefic

anyone else get really caught up in thinking too hard abt little details like "wait .... would moths even bless a sneeze at all. what kind of moth religion exists. afaik chinese culture usually doesn't acknowledge a sneeze at all the same way western does..." etc or are u normal

wowowow just found a fic completely unrelated to mine and by an author i don't know but they have SO CLEARLY read all of my stuff and been influenced by it to the point of reiterating some of my lines and using some of my sneeze headcanons x'''D

"catte what have you been up to all day" uhm crashing out over this fic sorry i may continue to be unavailable for 2-7 business days [ Noon Flower, by breathlessadoration ] [ rated: M, words: 4800, allergy sneezing kink hualian fic, based on "coming out" by cattewife ]

i'm like not INTO emeto in a kinky way but i consider it my sister kink lmao,,, autonomous bodily functions y'know. also the whump can be DIVINE and there are many things i'm not usually into that i am suddenly interested in if they're well-written & happening to hua cheng x'''D

technically this is from the next up wip in the extras to this series [ archiveofourown.org/series/4308646 ], but i think this excerpt stands on its own pretty well ^^;;

weirdly i just usually really don't like standard sickfic.... i don't know unless it's by a really good author or has some other interesting sub plot or focus happening it is almost always Extremely Underwhelming to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

uh-oh absolutely VIBRATING 'cause the search i just used to re-find some of those sickfic recs just turned up hua cheng with allergies fics that have NOT shown up in my previous searches are they gonna be disappointing MAYBE but i'm gonna risk it O////O;;;

Found a moment to draw da bugs because I missed them（；＿；） #mothhualian + lil sneezy comic

you ever just uhhh stay up two hours past ur bedtime to slam out 1300 words abt a topic bc uhm. i fear. i was possessed by this one [ based on the whole thread prev to quote; tldr pet longboi mer hua cheng has an allergic reaction to a makeup adhesive ]

anyway don't mind me just posting more unreleased art,,, [modern au / sneeze kink] hua cheng is having a rough go of it this allergy season o(TヘTo) but not to worry, xie lian will take good care of his san lang (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) (and he might... have gotten a little more than he bargained for!)

reminding myself that i made this account SPECIFICALLY for to be the kink quarantine account and if i wanna post my weird shit here i can!!!!!!!!!!!! ppl can block or mute this acct now!!!! if they don't wanna see any of this that's THEIR fault not mine now!

[nsfw, hualesbians, sneezing, little bit of mucus] Please imagine Hua Cheng waking up and muffling a sneeze into her pillow, rubbing her face back and forth a little to scratch her nose. Imagine Hua Cheng realizing her face was actually in jiejie's cleavage when she did that just now.

[ cyberpunk #mothualian, #cybermoths ] san lang at the club tired of people looking over when he sneezes with a squeak, muting the sound of it and instead xl rushes over, concerned because sl is just bent in half, turned into the dark, in the back corner of "his" booth and thats all xl could see

also this has been floating in my brain since i wrote this but at some point in the night, wuming makes a noise, little hitched breath in his sleep like he does when around the makeup in skin, and xl, half asleep, says wm better not sneeze in his hair he didnt even wear makeup tonight

continuing to put stuff here for archival purposes... what if i had a searchable hashtag,,, #cattefic

>like a dog chewtoy AND I'M CHEWING ON HIM LIKE ONE!!!!!!! hgkgkhhhhh squeaky kitten sneeze san lang skin and slightly more emphatic breathy kitten snz natural form hua cheng,,,,,

[ cyberpunk #mothualian, #cybermoths ] hua cheng, who back when first working on the internal coding for the san lang skin, wanted a cheap, effective way to replicate naturally occurring but not on a fixed pattern physical actions. things like the time between blinks or ear twitches or similar.

and he comes up with a basic calculation that "rolls" and adds 2 "dice" that are skewed towards lower numbers but go up to 6 (in honor of all the people who come to gamble at his clubs upper floors and claim the den cheats). it works exactly as he needs it to so he forgets to ever go change it.

except he forgets that even if the chances are astronomically low, its not impossible to do something 6 + 6 times. so when gege walks up one evening and leans in close to san lang sitting at the bar, wearing a new floral cologne, it makes hua cheng sneeze out of habit. but 12 times in a row.

Who would do such a thing? 1.5k words of hualian cnc, temporary amnesia, and sneeze kink https://archiveofourown.org/works/73107526 Also extra kudos regarding the writing of sneezes go to @catwif3.bsky.social

heyyyy what's up all i did write up a whole second chapter of this b/c the kink crowd uhhh loved the first half and demanded it so. sneezing onomatopoeia guide has been updated!

xl can hear the clink clink of him walking down the hall approaching the room xls working in, then he stops. then a HUGE jangle like keys being shook as he quietly sneezes, which, kind of ruins the purpose of sneezing quietly

just comes back to stare at this one lovingly all the time,,,,, the little shines in the shut eye that are STILL nevertheless hearts....... jgg;afjaf;ah SOGGY BUTTERFLY MAN UNDONE BY POLLEN..... the tumblr tags abt bro sneezing so hard his antennae unraveled... huff... grr... etc

yeah. #.debdoot #mothualian #mothhualian

also can you imagine when he is like "well. i need to figure out what gege having around is going to be A Problem" and he orders like huge amounts of flowers and has to sit in his office and figure out which are ok, which are iffy and which are "i am prepared to suffer for gege" levels

[ d a c r y p h i l i a : (noun) sexual arousal from crying, tears or sobbing ] some sad wet (fake) moths for everyone's (mostly xie lian's) enjoyment!!

oh. oh thats DIABOLICAL xl, knowing wm cant: stop crying, the make ups running again. ill have to put more on like this wm, breath catching: s-sorry, im wasting it xl @ mmmm im a terrible person but he looks so cute like this damn lowkey a form of breatheplay over here (among other things)

[ cyberpunk #mothualian, implied recreational drug use, attempted self-harm through risky behavior, bullying wm with makeup, ooc probs ] xie lian in his crash out era, wearing some shoplifted makeup in his old favorite color. its the high quality stuff, like the real pollen he used to apply +

[ mothualian ] xie lian, dressed to the nines and face full of pollen makeup, falls asleep on what he thinks is his usual pillow but its hua chengs. (work was hard and he forgot to wash off before zz) godspeed little butterfly your husband accidentally just covered your stuff in allergens

the scene: mothualian going to bed hua cheng: *starts sneezing* xie lian: i swear i washed off though? both of them: *remember in technicolor BEFORE that, when hua cheng found xl taking off his robes and tackled him onto the bed* both: staring at the sheets in dawning comprehension

i say this but also i think its funny if hua cheng is like super prone to sneezing due to certain types of pollen, including xie lians favorite flower kind, so whenever hes been out in the flowers and comes home and gets close, even if hes bathed it can make hc sniffle all night

anyways I LOVE THIS i love these little fools??? hua cheng loves how cute his husband looks in his favorite pollen and HE WILL ENDURE the way it makes him sneeze because gege looks so good ;-----; gege you finally let him dress you up in the nice robes and hairpins you HAVE TO WEAR THE MAKEUP!!!

local city butterfly man allergic to his moth boyfriend's makeup and trying to hide it so as not to inconvenience his beloved: mission failed 😔

[slides in with forbidden extra moth suffering content i was too shy to post 2mo ago] >"sneezing up a storm"; poor mothua, that flower *really* got him....

tiny mothlian falling face first into a bigger flower hes looking into and mothua (who was on the ground) joining him down in it to make sure hes okay and laughing because xl is absolutely DOUSED in yellow-gold pollen

hc offering a hand to help xl up only to get dragged down into the pollen as well where he starts sneezing up a storm