also jag drömmde om att jag inte hade kalkon till min smörgås på morgonen o charshed out o nu när jag vakna kom jag på att jag actually inte har kalkon hemma...jag vill gråta

i rlly need to fix my sleep schedule

every Seth Meyers day drinking makes me laugh so much #love

dropped my phone but im too commfy in my bed to get it

when they said "praised be" in Wake Up Dead Man i got horrible flashbacks to the Handmaid's Tale

do u think its smart to download free epic games games even tho i dont rlly play games but like if i would do it one day i wouldnt have to pay for it😅😅😅 bc appparently they will have lego batman but idk :)

my sister n i were talking abt BALSAMIC VINEGAR n she was saying it sm so i was going to mock her as one does...guess what came out of my mouth very loudly "i dont want to hear abt your BALLSACK" 😭😭😭

jag dör😭😭😭

superbat fic recommendations pls

i want to watch descendants 🥰

i finna be in THE PITT SEASON TWO I CANT WAIT

holy hell Wordle 1 642 3/6* ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

at first I was freezing so much because the heaters weren't on so I had to use two blankets and now that they're on I get so extremely hot that I have to open the window

supergirl trailer fills my fyp with superman edita again n hested rivalry fills my fyp with yellowjackets edits again😍😍😍

now we just wait for the actual bsky wrapped

baffles me how ur still nr1 like how much did we interact 😭😭😭 @shadowtheehedgehog.bsky.social

im pooping rn n my phone is on 15%

bro...

Happy birthday Jane Austen, ty for making peak

im so hungryyy

lil me knew what tf was up w her bias

biggest jumpscare ever got a notification from my fathers facebook but turns out its my mother sharing a memory😭😭😭

i rlly want to sleep

He’s nothing burger you’re everything bagel

3hours of sleep...worse than nothing

im slowly making my way up again

instagram so funny bc i see so many heated rivalry edits in hindi n theure so funnt

i wish all transpobes a very happy die

i had my phone on the paper towel holder whilst eating bc i was watching tiktoks n i got sexy superman edit so i was abt to save it in a folder n right then my sister needed some paper n she saw what i was doing looked at me silently for a few seconds n then started laughing hysterically

its been 5 days since my mother last talked to me n icl i feel so much better like mentally

i didnt realise that my face was on the airbuds thingy...

i cant stop giggling i cant stop giggling omg saw a beautiful woman on my fyp i am kicking my feet

i love delightful derek he's so cute

when i bite i side of my cheek n i hit a good spot n i genuinely reach flow state

i dont want a fat barbie i want a skinny barbie

ok i thought this was from this week but apparently not but im still posting this

sorry if tmi...but yk what i hate... i get my period after my mother n sister n these two use up all the sanitary products AND DOES NOT BUY NEW ONES so i have to buy them n then they do the same shit all over again so im basically buying for everyone n not getting to use them...

super bass = superb ass 🔥

i have real mature friends... just got called fart face🥲🥲🥲

im still in my bed i dont wanna go

just crazy to me when ppl are like dont bring politics into this like whaattt...

if i ever any day say im talking a break just know i mean it in a Selena Gomez way

talking abt lucia i remember in third grade i got picked to be Lucia but there was this blonde girl who was like "she's not blonde she cant be Lucia" n cried sm bc she couldnt be Lucia n it was so annoying but i also did not want to be the center of attention so i just said she could take my spot

modern family has such great lines like im constantly just referencing that show

my whole face is itching n red idk what happened like ehole face is hot but the rest of my body is not...i was just doing the dishhes aftrr a while it started itching

SAY NOW

all this tyla in mumbai shit is getting exhausting like yeah a whole ass race who makes up 1/8 of the worlds population are soo ugly and disgusting

why do people have to be attractive to deserve respect?