had a dilf play with my hair today and tell me i look pretty. men are evil evil creatures.

deku…. i’m your biggest fan

you know what i will flirt my way in this job it’s not like men don’t get everything handed to them just for having dick and balls so why should i struggle

every time i buy a banana scented product i hope it smells like banana milk and it always without fail ends up smelling like vomit, wet socks, and childhood medicine

a man will tell you he has a flirty personality and whole time it means he’s a whore

somewhere along the lines of my frontal lobe developing i went from “ella never cries” to “ella is a crybaby”

men are genuinely so easy, you tell a man he got bigger and his bird brain tells him to fluff up his feathers and flex

my dermatologist prescribed me some creams and now my skin is shedding like i’m a fucking reptilian

this app’s discovery tab has to be the most ass thing i’ve ever seen so far

found 2/3 where’s the third person in this group

if you guys felt an earthquake that was me falling to my knees

i love getting ready it’s a pity i have to actually go out after

i miss playing animal crossing but the thought of paying off my debt is keeping me away

the whole week you’re stuck at work while the weather is “you can fry an egg outside” degrees but once it’s weekend suddenly weather witch is pissing on my roof

trying to watch jjk, mha, aot, dr stone, apothecary diaries, demon slayer, all at once

guys i promise you i’m so much fun don’t let the 0 followers fool you i’m just new here 😞

hello #promosky! i’m looking for mutuals <3 my interests are: • anime (my hero academia, haikyuu!!, horimiya, saiki k, etc.) • reading • occasionally playing games.

first account without eli, kinda nervous