Roxanne: You could've died, Megs! Megamind: The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be! #megamind #roxanneritchi #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Nighty Knight: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! *throwing water bottles* Behemoth: Uh, what's up with him? Lady Doppler: He's trying to yell mental wellbeing into us. Nighty Knight: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Pierre, crying: its working #megamind #doomsyndicate #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Machiavillain: I was born for politics. I have great hair, and I love lying. #megamind #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Machiavillain: Once in the fifth grade this kid called me a 'homo' and I thought it meant homeless. Machiavillain: And I was so confused I said "But Jeremy you've been to my house" #megamind #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Megamind: So. I'm in love. Chum: In love? Megamind: With Machiavillain. Chum: Machiavillain? Megamind: Yes. Thoughts? Chum: And prayers. You're going to need them. #megamind #chum #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Nighty Knight: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Pierre: It was autocorrect. Nighty Knight: So, autocorrect wrote "You're so hot please step on me"? Pierre: Yes #megamind #pierrepressure #nightyknight #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Machiavillain: Fuck you Megamind: Is that an insult or a to do list? #megamind #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Machiavillain: I don't identify as 'male' or 'female'. I identify as a warning #megamind #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Doppler: Oh good, you're not busy. Pierre, applying his mime makeup: Actually, Gail... *turns his head to face her* I am busy...! #megamind #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #megamindrules #LadyDoppler #PierrePressure #incorrectquotes

Machiavillain: Contrary to popular belief, I do not approve of senseless violence. I only approve of very sensible and rational violence, which is all the violence that my buddies and I specifically commit #megamind #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Megamind: Everyone over 5'5 doesn't deserve happiness Machiavillain: What??? Didn't hear you all the way down there??? Do you need a ladder?? I can get you a ladder #megamind #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Megamind: I will not even hesitate to strangle you on Monday. Machiavillain: Can you even reach my neck? #megamind #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Megamind: 'Self-destructive is a bit too harsh.. Megamind: I prefer to frame it as 'Constructive for everyone other than myself'. #megamind #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Behemoth: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, that's just fucked up. You know I'm dumb as hell. Like come on. #megamind #behemoth #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Nighty Knight: Crushes are the worst. Pierre: For real, whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on I start acting stupid. Nighty Knight: You're always acting stupid. Pierre: Yeah don't think about it too much. #megamind #pierrepressure #nightyknight #megamindrules #incorrectquotes

Megamind: I'm so happy that two of my favourite people are getting along now! Chum: Uh, Roxanne and Machiavillain are not getting along. Megamind: Well, they're not trying to kill each other. Chum: You may have a point. #megamind #chum #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Dude Monkey: Dudes who order boneless wings close the fridge with their hips Machiavillain: Yeah?? And what of it?? My hands are full and my ass is fat, you fucking wish you were me #megamind #machiavillain #dudemonkey #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Machiavillain: I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals. #megamind #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Metro Man: Most importantly, the Mayor's orders were "Only Misdemeanours, Weiners". Megamind: Why do you follow people's directions when you could literally pick them up and throw them out the window? #megamind #metroman #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Machiavillain: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor! Machiavillain: Ha, just kidding! Machiavillain: I have killed several people Machiavillain: :3 #megamind #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Pierre Pressure: *exists* Nighty Knight: Ugh, I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him. Lady Doppler: Well, you don't have to. Nighty Knight: Nah, I'm gonna. #megamind #nightyknight #ladydoppler #pierrepressure #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Nighty Knight: Truth or dare? Pierre: Truth. Nighty Knight: I dare you to come over here and kiss me! Pierre: *Getting up* Alright. Behemoth: …But he didn’t even choose dare? #megamind #doomsyndicate #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Behemoth: Change is inedible. Lady Doppler: Don’t you mean ‘inevitable’? Behemoth: *spits out a bunch of pennies* I do not. #megamind #behemoth #ladydoppler #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Pierre: I’m incredibly fast at maths. Nighty Knight: Alright, what’s 30 x 17? Pierre: 47. Nighty Knight: That’s not even close. Pierre: But it was fast! #megamind #pierrepressure #nightyknight #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Roxanne: Is something burning? Megamind: Just my love for you! Roxanne: The toaster is on fire. #megamind #roxanneritchi #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Behemoth: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Pierre: Strong. Nighty Knight: Weak. Lady Doppler: An idiot, is what you are. #megamind #doomsyndicate #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Roxanne: What’s the most efficient way to burn calories? Metro Man: Exercise more! Megamind: Se yourself on fire. Roxanne: There are two kinds of people. #megamind #metroman #roxanneritchi #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

P1 [Everyone stood around a broken coffee maker] Machiavillain: Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know. Evil Chum: ...I did! I broke it. Machiavillain: No. No you didn't. Behemoth? Behemoth: Don't look at me. Look at Pierre. #megamind #megamindrules #doomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Metro Man: *is carrying Megamind to jail* Megamind: Do I even weigh anything to you? Metro Man: No. Its like holding a couple of grapes. #megamind #metroman #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes

Megamind: "I have made the decision to trust you." Machiavillain: "A horrible decision, really." #megamind #machiavillain #megamindrules #megamindvsthedoomsyndicate #incorrectquotes