This is my favorite film of the year so far.

That guy made his living inciting violence. What happened was in no way a tragedy. It’s a tragedy when it happens to innocent people in a classroom, or a church, or a synagogue, or a grocery store, or a theater, or at a concert, or in a mall, or in a nightclub, or at a parade, or in their own backy—

It is colder outside than in the house today. It’s not going to last. Summer’s only half over, but I am so ready for the crispy weather.

My birthday is this month and August is still my least favorite part of the year.

This is all just such a colossal waste of our time. It’s like someone is standing in the middle of the pool just constantly shitting in it, and yes, eventually we’re going to drain it and clean it and we’ll all be able to go in again but for now - get the shitter out of the pool.

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The Studio was incredibly fun up until the 2 part finale. I just find “oh no, we did too many drugs” to be boring as hell, but I also appreciate it was Seth Rogan, so I understood what I was singing up for.

Current mood

I planted my whole yard with perennials many years ago. HIGHLY recommend. It doesn’t have to be watered or mowed, it’s full of bees,butterflies, and lightning bugs, I can weed it by hand once or twice a month. And I even got a free oak tree out of the deal. Sprouted 2020, already about 7’

I love that The Onion has a print edition again. Well done, big fan, day one subscriber. But the AV Club site is still basically non functional. I would love to be able to search for something in there again.

After 2&1/2 seasons And Just Like That finally has an episode that was starting to get fun, maybe even a little charming, and then Carries turns up to suck the fun out of everything.

I love that the suffix “ween” has taken off and just gets added to things now. Excellent work everyone.

Crows get a lot of credit for being smart, but the robins around my house absolutely pay attention when I come outside. They know I’m going to refill the birdbaths and might even dig around in the yard and stir up some tasty bugs.

Pistachio gelato. That’s it. That’s the whole plan for tonight.

Managed to read a whole book in the shade this morning before it got too dang hot to breathe out there.

I have a fridge full of salad and sandwich stuff and am prepared to hunker down against the ultra hot weekend ahead. 🥵

Everything that ICE is doing right now? Yeah that’s why I don’t talk to people who voted for this, and never will again.

Fighting the temptation to buy the world’s biggest taco flag to fly off my car

Bigger than Watergate 😑

He’s just such a colossal waste of our time.

Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people. There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.

Storm report- minor tree damage, house totally fine power stayed on.

Bought a cake on my way out of the grocery store. Because of the ✨everything✨

So what’s happening is that individual companies come and bribe him to get exemptions on the tariffs, right?

I am 50% done with this book proposal. I have started washing the covers on the couch cushions.

This is not Idiocracy This is not even Back to the Future II This is Southland Tales, I’m afraid

My husband was in social work for a decade in the mid naughts-teens, working in several jails and prisons. When I asked him once what the hardest part of the job was, he said - they have these guys called ICE now, and they are the worst people you’ll ever meet.

I’m drafting a new book and working on a proposal, so my fridge is spotless, my flowerbeds are raked out, my bedroom has been repainted, and I’m getting ready to start on the living room next.

Here’s the thing. I love fantasy as a concept, but I have no use for monarchies or magical bureaucracy.

The Barkley Marathons are underway right now, and it sounds like one of those years where we’ll be lucky to get one finisher

I need cookbooks/sites/apps with recipes for 2-3 people. Love cooking but almost everything makes too much of everything for my current household needs 🤔

Please stop sharing that ai clip of the Ukranian flag on top of the statue of liberty. there are plenty of real people in the streets in support of Ukraine, give them the boost.

35k on the brand new novel. So I got that goin’ for me.

Actually I *did* have “Michael Bay becomes this era’s Leni Riefenstahl” on my 2025 bingo card.

The NYT has been, and will continue to be, an active collaborator in the attacks on trans rights and publishing an editorial distancing themselves from the damage while doubling down on the lies and half-truths is worse than silence.

THIS IS IT. The special general elections for Florida’s 1st & 6th Congressional Districts are on APRIL 1, 2025. If we flip these seats, we can STOP Project 2025. No excuses! Mark your calendars! Show up!

Somehow I don’t think everyone rushing to get backyard chickens is going to help the spread of bird flu 😬

Fixed it.

There’s a reason Musk chose kids for his All Star Treason team.

Still here at OPM with about 50 citizens. Someone just brought us coffee and donuts! No Elon, no coup, no fascist Shiba Inu!

Hey Word buddies - you can uninstall copilot. 👍

Once again, it’s state AGs and governors who are going to push back. Somehow congress doesn’t seem to think federal business is their responsibility

Get back to work! An unelected drug addicted Nazi is trying to take over the Treasury Department, and congress is doing what???

Kind of feel like it’s time for the Washington DC AG to arrest Elon Musk.

I know congress is a ball of frustration right now, but pay attention to the dem governors. They’re the resistance. They’re fighting back.

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Just remember. The guys in charge *at the moment* are evil, but also deeply stupid and WAY out of their depth. They caught the car, but they can’t hold on. We all need to keep our seatbelts on, and be ready to get back on the road.

Louisiana folks - Sen. Cassidy may be wavering on RFKj. Cassidy's office number in DC is (202) 224-5824 if you want to let him know what you think about that nomination.

So, this “buyout” really sounds like trying to trick federal workers into giving up their pensions. Also, there clearly is no real severance package, and this is ostensibly being offered by the guy who notoriously *never pays his bills* so…