I've lived in Minnesota my entire life and I have never seen a Somali gang.

I suck at racing games, but I still enjoy playing them.

The only time I ever set foot inside a mansion was four years ago and it was a historical site.

Why does everything need to be in "sad beige"? Is there a color shortage or something?

I feel so bad for fast food workers. Given the bullshit they have to put up with everyday, they should be paid more.

#StopTheMerger #BlockTheMerger blockthemerger.com

The only award Trump deserves.

I made this on the website Atom Smasher before it went offline.

How long 'till Pumpkin Pinochet starts throwing people from helicopters?

This is how I feel right now. youtu.be/NJaS0R_sZxk?...

I find it ironic that white people brought the Spanish language to the Americas, only for them to complain about it centuries later.

Building a Christian retreat for kids on the Zorro Ranch is like building a summer camp at Auschwitz.

Trump disassembling climate & weather forecasts is going to increase the number of people killed by hurricanes and tornados.

I'm so disappointed that Stephen Hawking and Noam Chomsky are in the Epstein files.

William Foege was a hero that saved millions of lives. Let's hope Smallpox never makes a comeback. R.I.P.

R.I.P. Roger Allers

I finished this yesterday.

5 years ago today, domestic terrorists attacked the nation's capital and the man responsible for it has more power now than ever before.

Here's a meme I made.

My parents have a Confederate flag hanging in their garage, despite the fact they're not southern. Here's what I think of it.

Paramount gets funding from Saudi Arabia and Qatar. If you have a Paramount+ subscription, cancel it.

George Carlin was right about the self-esteem movement being a mistake. This planet isn't big enough for all the massive egos living on it.

Why is it so easy to get banned from Discord? I was only on there for a few days and I barely did anything.

"Entertainment news is neither entertainment or news." - Mr. Show

When Lauren Boebert paid for her breast implants with tax dollars, it barely got any news coverage. If AOC did that, it would have been in the news for months.

Another movie I recommend is the 2006 mockumentary "Death of a President". It depicts what might have happened if then-President George W. Bush was assassinated.

It's ironic how "The Party of Family Values" is full of perverts and adulterers.

What the weirdest thing you've ever seen at Goodwill? My answer: a pair of assless chaps.

Selling pre-tattered jeans is like selling underwear that already have skid marks.

When is Marvel going to stop hiring Greg Land? Practically every comic fan knows that he can't draw as much as a single panel without tracing a photograph he didn't take.

You know you've made some bad life choices if Jared Leto portrays you in a film.

Just throwing this out there for reasons apnews.com/article/2022...

Trump just said there's no talented people in this country, that burns me up inside like a volcano.

We really need an Inheritance Tax, I'm so sick of nepotism.

I hope the Writer's Guild is successful in blocking the merger between Paramount and Warner Bros.

After Trump's term is over, Russell Vought should be prosecuted.

R.I.P. Drew Struzan & Renato Casaro. Movie posters will never be the same without them.

I don't know how to talk to people online or in person, why do I fucking bother.

Collect Shout is the worst thing to come from Australia since Rupert Murdoch or Peter Scully.

If Trump doesn't go to prison, then he should be put in a nursing home. He's 79 years old and he clearly has dementia.

I can hear every single motorcycle that passes by my window and it's annoying. I'll never understand why anyone would ride them without hearing protection.

By July 4th, Project 2025 had become 46% complete. Republicans are kissing the ring (whether or not they agree with it) and Democrats are completely powerless. I doubt that we're going to make it to the 2028 Election in one piece.

When I was 19, I tried to take my own life, because I felt like I was a liability and a waste of other people's time. Do I still feel that way? Occasionally, but I try not to.

Culture Wars are so fucking dumb. It is so pathetic when these idiots complain about everything being woke when Republicans control the entire government. Also, voting for Trump is not going to somehow bring back Jem and the Holograms.

30 years ago, the city of Chicago experienced a heatwave that killed 739 people over the course of five days. Most of the victims were elderly or they were too poor to have air conditioning.

Look who I found today. @georgetakei.bsky.social

There's nothing free about free market economics.

I feel like smart phones have made people less tech-savvy.

Make Technology Cool Again

What's the female equivalent of blue balls?