Stop! Lesbian time!

My girlfriends Daphne and Jean came up with this one. I don't really understand because "When I'm charged with lesbian crimes!" is just the start of a sentence. Then what? Also, I don't want people to think I support capital punishment. (For anything, but particularly lesbianism.)

Women can have hobbies. I like yoga, wine, and lesbianism, for example.

You know what's cooler than a cool mall? that's right donating to my girlfriend's gfm gofund.me/322e2e76

The problem with being a lesbian...

Back when I was looking for a job. (Now I've got a job, I still want to be a nymph!)

Shhh....

Sorry about the F-word!

Joe's got a couple of months to implement my policy suggestion. I don't think the next lout will.

Have *you* done this hour's "thinking about women" yet?

Wishing you peace 🪷

Hint for those considering joining the exciting world of lesbianism...

Lesbians are difficult!

Some important advice:

What about FILFs? (Not Fathers, yuck)

www.gofundme.com/f/help-vyria... Hey all I have some urgency on this now due to recent events and I really need to get this funded to about 15k at least by January (ideally sooner than that if it all possible) This is vital for me not only getting the surgery but staying safe out of the USA

This was the point when I worked out the important thing about MILFs!

I tried to educate people!

Remember when democracy was useful:

This was my attempt to come up with an alternative to MILF. It was not fully successful; you people like fornicating too much.

According to Daphne and Erica, all the cool kids have moved here, probably because that other place is getting a bit too full of bad men. Daphne has suggested I post some of my old posters while I get the hang of things, so here's my first.