More than 300 people reported feeling the latest trombone solo. www.sanluisobispo.com/news/califor...

Local band leader jeopardizes tour: violates contract, says "I am Franz Ferdinand" The assassinated Austrian nationalist and archduke of Austria-Hungary referenced by Dow was well known for hating music. www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

“We need candidates to replicate Bill Clinton’s 1992 saxophone solo on The Arsenio Hall Show, not put us to sleep,” writes McClatchy columnist Stephanie Finucane. youtu.be/a_WuGDYawFQ

Why is this a packed house? Why would anybody go to this? They didn't put a single brass instrument on stage during the worship songs. Serious oversight from every leader involved

Crazy decision to butcher the name like this

Feds to sell Cuesta Ridge under Senate Reconciliation Bill (womp woommmpppp) www.arcgis.com/apps/instant...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big tech is going nuclear. Could Diablo Canyon be used to power AI in SLO County? My latest with @stephaniezappelli.bsky.social or the @slo-tribune.bsky.social

SOS Rubio terminates CP student's, alumni's visas Rubio has established a pattern of revoking student visa's in retaliation for their protected speech, but the Cal Poly student has not been identified. I am a parody page, but I cannot joke about this. www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/e...

More like San Luis Obispo TromBone amiright folks?? www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/c...

Winter Jazz Concert tonight pacslo.evenue.net/cgi-bin/ncom...

No jazz musicians in Vina Robles Amphitheatre's summer schedule www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

Trombone ends 1/5 headlines with interrogatives. Why? sanluisobispo.com

Local trombonist in high-profile band thinks he can run the jazz club better than the general manager www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/c...

I don’t care if you root for the Chiefs or the Eagles. I just hope you root for TROMBONE SHORTY let’s go Superbowl let’s go

Parents of SLO County, what's your favorite jazz style? Let us know www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

SLO supes set up watershed supply system in strained split session www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

Trombone is commenting on Cal Coast Blues' music. New Horns shouldn't parody it as a 'jazz-off' www.sanluisobispo.com/opinion/read...

A relenting stroll of parody: That’s how The Trombone is covering SLO County news in 2025 www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

Trump’s tariff plan could raise prices on goods — including trombones www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

Cal Poly Winter Jazz Concert: Sounds of Groove to be held Friday Feb. 21 pacslo.evenue.net/cgi-bin/ncom...

SLO County school district won’t cut pre-K program after all. Why they took their hand off the slide www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/e...

Upcoming jazz show alert!!! Grammy-winning saxophonist Ernie Watts will perform with pianist Bill Cunliffe Saturday, Feb. 15. $35 tickets at the Mt. Carmel Lutheran Church, 1701 Fredericks St. This show is put on by the SLO County Jazz Federation—sans trombones www.my805tix.com/e/ernie-watt...

Illegal jazz venues wreak havoc on SLO neighborhoods, residents say. Can they be stopped? www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/e...

Happy New Year www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejEc...

I hope everybody got a nice trombone for Christmas

The SLO Trombone newsroom would like to formally apologize for the lack of content on Pink Martini's trombone-inclusive performance at the PAC on Dec. 18. After review, I am happy to say this was not due to any employee negligence. We don't have any editorial standards. We are a parody account.

SpaceX wants to host 100 live mics at Vandenberg in a year — and you can weigh in on the plan www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/e...

BarrelHouse's downtown location is closing. I kept telling them they needed to host more trombonists. If they hosted more trombonists I wouldn't be crying right now. www.sanluisobispo.com/news/busines...

SLO mentioned in new Energy and Police Report: SoCalGas wanted to charge ratepayers to pay contractor who threatened to bus in COVID infected jazz bands in protest of anti-gas ordinance energyandpolicy.org/wp-content/u...

Huge area of Morro Bay Estuary seafloor is for sale for $7 million. Could it be developed as a 538-acre half-underwater jazz bar with mermaid dancers and the filthiest trombone solos you'll ever hear? www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/e...

Consider yourself warned—add me to this starter pack or I'm filing a lawsuit faster than a slider changes pitch

Crews battle flaming pile of trash after incredible trombone solo catches truck on fire at Cal Poly www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

Not seeing any trombones here

I love when newsrooms collaborate with each other

Are these the cutest trombone players in SLO County? Vote for more cuddly feline musicians in round 2 of our poll www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

Sad trombone

Crash at notorious SLO County intersection leaves trombone battered and broken www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

Is Paso Robles in ‘financial ruin’ with a $43 million budget deficit? Here’s a trombone www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

Matt Gaetz withdraws as Trump’s attorney general pick amid poor trombone performance allegations www.sanluisobispo.com/news/politic...

How can Madonna Inn thwart the trombone bandits? Here are some ideas | Opinion www.sanluisobispo.com/opinion/edit...

Iconic trombone statue moved to a new spot at Atascadero zoo. See where www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

Police search hills behind Madonna Inn for a sneaky SLO trombone legend www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/c...

In letters: Winter is coming — and SLO County’s unhoused still lack trombones www.sanluisobispo.com/opinion/lett...

SLO County district attorney is not shy about sharing his political opinions, playing trombone in local open mic www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...