Crazy decision to butcher the name like this

Feds to sell Cuesta Ridge under Senate Reconciliation Bill (womp woommmpppp) www.arcgis.com/apps/instant...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big tech is going nuclear. Could Diablo Canyon be used to power AI in SLO County? My latest with @stephaniezappelli.bsky.social or the @slo-tribune.bsky.social

SOS Rubio terminates CP student's, alumni's visas Rubio has established a pattern of revoking student visa's in retaliation for their protected speech, but the Cal Poly student has not been identified. I am a parody page, but I cannot joke about this. www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/e...

More like San Luis Obispo TromBone amiright folks?? www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/c...

Winter Jazz Concert tonight pacslo.evenue.net/cgi-bin/ncom...

No jazz musicians in Vina Robles Amphitheatre's summer schedule www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

Trombone ends 1/5 headlines with interrogatives. Why? sanluisobispo.com

Local trombonist in high-profile band thinks he can run the jazz club better than the general manager www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/c...

I don’t care if you root for the Chiefs or the Eagles. I just hope you root for TROMBONE SHORTY let’s go Superbowl let’s go

Parents of SLO County, what's your favorite jazz style? Let us know www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

SLO supes set up watershed supply system in strained split session www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

Trombone is commenting on Cal Coast Blues' music. New Horns shouldn't parody it as a 'jazz-off' www.sanluisobispo.com/opinion/read...

A relenting stroll of parody: That’s how The Trombone is covering SLO County news in 2025 www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

Trump’s tariff plan could raise prices on goods — including trombones www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

Cal Poly Winter Jazz Concert: Sounds of Groove to be held Friday Feb. 21 pacslo.evenue.net/cgi-bin/ncom...

SLO County school district won’t cut pre-K program after all. Why they took their hand off the slide www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/e...

Upcoming jazz show alert!!! Grammy-winning saxophonist Ernie Watts will perform with pianist Bill Cunliffe Saturday, Feb. 15. $35 tickets at the Mt. Carmel Lutheran Church, 1701 Fredericks St. This show is put on by the SLO County Jazz Federation—sans trombones www.my805tix.com/e/ernie-watt...

Illegal jazz venues wreak havoc on SLO neighborhoods, residents say. Can they be stopped? www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/e...

Happy New Year www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejEc...

I hope everybody got a nice trombone for Christmas

The SLO Trombone newsroom would like to formally apologize for the lack of content on Pink Martini's trombone-inclusive performance at the PAC on Dec. 18. After review, I am happy to say this was not due to any employee negligence. We don't have any editorial standards. We are a parody account.

SpaceX wants to host 100 live mics at Vandenberg in a year — and you can weigh in on the plan www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/e...

BarrelHouse's downtown location is closing. I kept telling them they needed to host more trombonists. If they hosted more trombonists I wouldn't be crying right now. www.sanluisobispo.com/news/busines...

SLO mentioned in new Energy and Police Report: SoCalGas wanted to charge ratepayers to pay contractor who threatened to bus in COVID infected jazz bands in protest of anti-gas ordinance energyandpolicy.org/wp-content/u...

Huge area of Morro Bay Estuary seafloor is for sale for $7 million. Could it be developed as a 538-acre half-underwater jazz bar with mermaid dancers and the filthiest trombone solos you'll ever hear? www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/e...

Consider yourself warned—add me to this starter pack or I'm filing a lawsuit faster than a slider changes pitch

Crews battle flaming pile of trash after incredible trombone solo catches truck on fire at Cal Poly www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

Not seeing any trombones here

I love when newsrooms collaborate with each other

Are these the cutest trombone players in SLO County? Vote for more cuddly feline musicians in round 2 of our poll www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

Sad trombone

Crash at notorious SLO County intersection leaves trombone battered and broken www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

Is Paso Robles in ‘financial ruin’ with a $43 million budget deficit? Here’s a trombone www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

Matt Gaetz withdraws as Trump’s attorney general pick amid poor trombone performance allegations www.sanluisobispo.com/news/politic...

How can Madonna Inn thwart the trombone bandits? Here are some ideas | Opinion www.sanluisobispo.com/opinion/edit...

Iconic trombone statue moved to a new spot at Atascadero zoo. See where www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...

Police search hills behind Madonna Inn for a sneaky SLO trombone legend www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/c...

In letters: Winter is coming — and SLO County’s unhoused still lack trombones www.sanluisobispo.com/opinion/lett...

SLO County district attorney is not shy about sharing his political opinions, playing trombone in local open mic www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/a...