They are obviously planning something.

And I really got hot When I saw Janette Scott Fight a Triffid that spits poison and BLABBLLALALABJLLAAAACK!!!

Folks with mustaches or who are trying to grow mustaches. Head Colds are fucking gross aren’t they.

"Our so-called leaders speak With words, they try to jail ya They subjugate the meek But it's the rhetoric of failure We are spirits in the marital world." -Sting

Giant word dump today into my story. Maybe two thousand words worth of brain vomit. What I'm trying to say is writers block is a lot like brain dry heaves.

ESPN Ocho has corgi racing on and the fact it’s not called a Corgy seems like a missed opportunity. This isn’t a joke for print because corgi already looks like Orgy, but after workshopping it I still decided to put it out there.

What the hell is this shit. I just wanna see AI Bob Barker look like three different people while saying “Fuck ICE” on the Price is Right stage.

Germany is still finding and sentencing Nazis. When this 180’s, and believe me when I say it will if I’m alive or not, I hope ICE understands that they will all face the same hunt for decades. Your names are in government databases. It’s not on paper that can be burned, the internet is forever.

No one visiting the Ohio Theater has ever made this joke ever.

Getting some culture at the Ohio Theater. Enjoying the decorative anuses.

Why in the absolute fuck is he on that dipshits show? Never bought into anything except him being an opportunistic politician but holy shit this is that barrel bottom we’ve seen folks scrape at for twenty years.

Hey ya’ll still carrying around your promotional flashlight from the box office smash “breakdown”?

It’d be interesting to see the figures on Army recruitment over the next several years. Yes I just watched the last season of Stranger Things, why do you ask?

I love the OXO Rapid Brewer, but I like the Aeropress too. I'm going to use both of them and see what kind of coffee it makes. youtu.be/WAnH0dL62qY

Never put on your favorite record and then try to write. Singing along a lot more than adding pages to my story. Seems obvious now but I thought it was a good idea.

Today I am angry. And because I have this outlet to channel my voice I'm going to use it. youtu.be/sMfYZu5Jy4I

This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

Kate McKinnon is cool and I love her work. But I was today years old when I released she’s younger than I am? Maybe it’s because her Hillary Clinton is so spot on?

I like my men like I like my soup.

I assume this is what you’re supposed to do with these Warcraft figurines? Honestly they are perfect for bro-fisting.

Carmen Cerra @carmenart.bsky.social did this poster for the @rifftrax.com release of “Beyond The Ring” and it’s so amazingly stunning and fantastic. This is art. I almost wanna label it “graphic media”.

The commentators during the entirety of the Rose Bowl Game.

The reason we haven’t had a “Commando” remake is because Jason Statham has been remaking it every year and a half for the past 20 years.

Apparently the girls won’t “cream” with the 2025 version of Greased Lightning.

If we don’t have a stud in the BassPro Fantasy Fishing League, are we really living?

The family cookie exchange has entered its third hour. 😆

If you wanna feel weird on your birthday, and you have a Facebook account, turn off the birthday notification thingie and watch your "happy birthday!"'s on there dwindle to zero. Even the friends you've kept up with for nearly a half a century are radio silent.

WTRF Wheeling Channel 7 used to do a Santa Claus Time Saturday mornings during the Christmas season. I found one of the episodes from 1989, which would have been peak viewing time for my brother and I. youtu.be/kgYnryUvnug?...

“Adult Interest”

What is a Shim Godzilla? Shin Godzilla was amazing. I haven’t been on the edge of my chair watching a movie for a long time. The choice in eyes for the monster was odd, but I got past it after the reveal.

Shim Godzilla is on HBO Max let’s goooo!

New Lego in town. It's the USS Enterprise D, and before I start building, I've gotta take it out of the box. An unboxing video is up! youtu.be/lu6VSP0hgz0h...

Comedy is protest. And Weird Al is a master of both.

Dear Williams Sonoma, I have questions … Such as: Why is it spikey?

So this is a weird one. Front of shirt: Jokes On You Back of shirt: the Virgin Mary outlined in what appears to be barbed wire. So I guess the joke was indeed on me? PAC Sun, I believe. I was gonna buy it for the front of the shirt. Then I turned it over and put it back.

Derpy and Sussie arrived nearly two months early! It’s a K-Funko Pop Demon Hunters show and tell. Toy Show: Funko K-Pop Demon Hunters Derpy! youtu.be/l1xiMnjSSY8

Vera-Ellen couldn’t breathe in this.

It’s time to do the shimmy and the slide in a black tank top.

Someone flipped. Maybe two someones flipped on the Epstein files release vote. That's the only reason she's getting sworn in. We're allowing an adjudicated rapist to run the country. A midterm flip with new, younger folks is the only way it's released because career politicians can't be trusted.

May this be the last time I see this FUCKING SHIT OF A HUMAN BEING.

I assume Cheney demanded an apology from the Grim Reaper for taking so long.

The fact that we have Ultimate Slap Championships and not "Clean the Ring Off the Toilet With Your Piss" championships is beyond my comprehension. WE'VE TRAINED FOR THAT SHIT OUR WHOLE LIVES!

This is one of those songs that I sing at the top of my lungs in my basement when no one is home. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZSS...

Love this rendition. youtu.be/yj5CCOzJ7nk?...

Boy that Taylor Swift necklace thing died a news cycle death in three days huh.

Typical HGTV family just now: “Hi, I’m Greg” “And I’m Sarah” “These are our kids, Ezekiel, Edith, Eve, Lazarus, Cain, Lilith, Able…”

The previous generation had Grandpa Joe. Mine had this asshole.

The name has nothing to do with the wig. Her areolas are actually two different colors.

And that’s over. Showgirls is no longer the worst movie I’ve ever seen. I’ve never watched a Troma movie so completely devoid of badly done gore and ultra violence. There’s so much toplessness it actually gets boring.