Life update: I still hate chest and HIIT days. If imma skip a day, it’s gonna chest or HIIT. In fact, I ain’t did the latter in so long that I know that abs would knock me out.

My niece said I look younger today, I feel like she wants something but I’m going to take it.

Monday, I’m in love #monochromemonday

So at the end of my cardio session, I was cooling down at the lake park by singing Toni Braxton off key while slowly trotting around the fence. Anyway this man shot up on one of the benches like Kane from WWE talking about “that’s my song!” Shit scared the fuck out of me.

I got sponsibilities now.

Got spotted shirking my responsibilities

If you be good to me, then I'ma be great to you If you stay down for me, then I'll stay awake for you

Seeing someone sleeping half naked on one of the lake after a bad storm before sunrise is disconcerting. Where yo pants at homie? Why you still got your belt on but no draws? Should I call the police or mind my black business?

kuebiko (n.) A weariness brought on by exposure to senseless violence and chaos (Reading the tragic news, Liam felt a wave of kuebiko that lingered for days.)

Let me pop my shit, this ass too fat He gettin' hard when I sit on his lap Bitch talk shit, I'ma swing on that ho

“Baby you look good, you look pretty”

Me vibing and rapping on the trail: “baby you look good you look gorgeous” Lady walking by: “thank you so much! I needed that” Me embarrassed:

Peekaboo

Bark bark

In the immortal words of Beyoncé, “I’m hungry”.

Whatever lies beyond this morning is a little later on. Regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at all

Hump day lift

Lake time

These colors legit fit my aesthetic too.

I was supposed to a full upper circuit today at the gym I was supposed to do back and chest but then the caffeine nation attacked so I just did back lol

Morning views

My horoscope: “You tend to seek out people who care for you as much as you care for yourself. Sadly, you don’t care for yourself enough. This is an ideal time for practicing wildly, luxuriously loving on yourself so the world, and potential partners, have an example to follow.” Me: “bitchhhhhh”

Bitch talk shit, I'ma swing on that ho My DMs gettin' out of control Scream my name 'til your throat get sore

Time for the twerkulator

Just keep your eye on the light shining there in the night, and walk out on the water; don’t be afraid.

I love this so much

Evil Dead Rankings: Evil Dead 2 Army of Darkness Evil Dead Rise Evil Dead (2013) Evil Dead Ash v Evil Dead Evil Dead Burn

Hello again friend of a friend. I knew you when our common goal was waiting for the world to end.

Aight time to start The Vampire Lestat

Somebody in the gym smell like a middle school locker room and I’m calling cps

Just tell me you don’t want me to come next time

There's a star in the east over the pyramids at Giza. There once lived a girl who ruled the world, but then, down the Nile, he came with a smile. He was the king and she was the queen under the moonlight. Your eyes won't believe what your mind can't conceive These nights over Egypt

You look musty, hair uneven, but the sky was real cute.

Story time: While doing my walking barbell lunges I accidentally hit and knocked over one of the display signs. There was no damage or anything, however it did make the trainers come over. The conversation ended with them trying to convince me to enter a weight liftinh competition.

Sports in the wild

post a photo from 2019 Damn we were young.

Pulling down strongholds

Trials work patience and patience works hope but despite the situation, don’t let go

Drop something ANIMATED ✍️🖤🎨

Storm, Magneto, Monet, Psylocke, Magick, Bishop, Rachel

Titties

Messy bitch confession: This dude who invited me to his wedding and I subsequently rsvpd to but then flaked on- just walked in the gym and I’m ducking and hiding him like the IRS. In my defense, I found out he voted for Trump and I was gonna be the only black there

Broke my cardio time PR by trying to make it back home before my earbuds died.

Legs going up, on a Monday.

It’s going to be a lovely day for you and me

So after that debacle at LA Fitness I took my ass to Fitness Connection and broke a bunch of PRs. Bonus points for the lady at the gym who remembered me from my first gym and telling me she was proud of me.

Why I tried to get a guest pass for la fitness and these bitches wanted to give me a whole mf presentation Sir if you don’t get tf out of my face

We ride at dawn

‘Murica cardio collage

‘murica cardio