THESE FUCKING TRAD WIVES

Stressy, depressy, and lemon zestyyy.

Humor & Pro Blackness lmaoo

Apparently, my insurance did not notify me that CVS is no longer in network???? I have been trying to get this ozempic for like three weeks now.… Like ma’am, the diabetes will eat me alive before I pay that.

My ozempic was $2648 and the pharmacist asked if I was prepared to pay that… GIRL, FUCK NO!

Everyone’s favorites, coleslaw and sauerkraut

I just fell to my knees in the kitchen because I made chicken nuggets in the air fryer and I went to open the fridge and we are out of hidden valley ranch 😭😭😭.

It has literally rained every day in Raleigh North Carolina.

The way I was on my 12th nap of the day until I realized I was supposed to be making dinner….

I hope everyone at my job knows that one of these Mondays, I’m not gonna log into work because I will have gotten married over the weekend to a wealthy young man, who has decided that me working my job is unnecessary and I should pursue the things in life that make me happy.

Whoever decided the weekend was only going to be two days, really deserves their ass kicked endlessly…..

My braids was supposed to be $205 but they ended up being $470 because I forgot to add on boho when I booked and my braider charged me $35 per bundle of boho hair she added in and mind you, I bought the boho hair myself ($70). So I will be eating water for the next two weeks.

I am currently working on an EEO case and for the love of life, pls never text your coworkers about anything other than actual work and even then, be extremely cautious 😭😭.

I’m really sitting with learning one of my second cousins on my dad’s side was born in 1875 and died in 1947 😭😭.

I hide at work because a good worker is hard to find.

i want to add; vaccine access is a form of antiviral treatment, it keeps viral loads of chronic disease low enough to survive. we are at the highest risk for mortality from covid because of low access to effective vaccines. so we suffer from longterm chronic illnesses without treatment as well.

Best news all year!!

When people make dress codes for events, why do they never consider the season??? Like I’m attending an event tomorrow and the requested color is purple… Purple is not a summer color and lilac and lavender are spring colors…

Getting off work and having to go grocery shopping is number two on the list of “worst things ever as an adult”. Number one is folding clothes.

I needed a AA battery for my mouse and why did IT at my job tell me to put in an IT ticket. Like I will literally beat all you nerds up….

I wanted to go home when I woke up this morning.

Fort Lauderdale would like a word….

CINEMAAAA!!! The animated tv shows too… forget being Superman in live action, lemme voice him 🤣🤣

Whoever makes the DC animated movies, deserves all of God’s blessings.

Coming home and taking off your bra and washing off your makeup gotta be top 2 best experiences in the world.

The way I’ve never been any of these 😭

Going out to eat with my parents and sitting in the smoking section, put me on the path of “get that shit tf away from me”.

Can every holiday be on a Friday? I’m asking for myself.

I don’t think people realize the extent state Medicaid programs went to social market Medicaid under a different name to reduce stigma of being a Medicaid beneficiary. It’s basically people hating Obamacare vs. liking ACA all over again.

Laura Mercier Flawless Weightless Foundation Patrick Ta Hydra-Luxe Foundation Estée Lauder Double Wear Foundation

Monday: giant cockroach at work Wednesday: A/C not working at work Thursday: stay tuned to see what happens next!

If there’s any indication people suck….

I feel like when everybody talks about carrot cake, they never talk about hummingbird cake, which is definitely carrot cake’s older, sexy cousin.

This is the type of conversations they have on Threads. Smooth brained mfers 😭😭

We still got 4 days 😭😭.

I’m jealous that this is how she spends her Tuesday mornings…

I saw a cockroach at work and I’ve been mentally unwell since. I almost put in my two minute notice 😭.

Laid out like she mad the weekend is over and she gotta go to work tomorrow. Smh.

Also, when you vomit, it’s like your body is so disappointed in you and you’re also disappointed in yourself. Nausea is like being grounded for a month and having your phone taken away, and you don’t even know what you did 😭.

Vomiting and nausea gotta be one and two worst human bodily functions. Third is coughing fits and fourth is sneezing attacks. Fifth is non-stop yawning.

I can’t be the only person that watches those Facebook ad short movies 😭😭

A Tahitian Treat or a Mystic.

Nah frfr! Better put that aluminum on 😭😭

My first world problem is that I have to go to the office every day this week

It’s actually hotter than hell in Raleigh, North Carolina

MY SHAYLAAAAAAA!!!!!!

I just fell to my knees in the grocery store…. WHAT DO YOU MEAN TYRESE JUST TORE HIS ACHILLES?????????

He sounds like an HR Manager sending emails to all staff; ✨…spectacular military success. Have a great weekend!✨

Trump been president for 5 months……………………………… FIVEEEEEEE MONTHSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!