I need pegging 😈

*horny dog noises*

Made myself a new suit to be a gross horny dog in.

This muzzle is so drooly, I love it 😈

The only pic I managed to take from post NYE hole stretching 🐽

Deep fried a turkey for the first time yesterday, and used the rest of it in a pie today. 🤤

Some poor pup has lost their hood 😢 near blackhorse rd.

This bakery thinks horny biscuits are a Halloween treat

Not only do I have COVID, but I climbed a tree then jumped down and tore a ligament in my foot 😭.

I should call him...

Sweaty boy today 🥵

It works!! 😈🐽 (Test run - Excuse the awkward 1 handed filming).

My silly little noises were leaking at work today because I was too sleepy 😖

This tent makes a pretty decent goon cave.

This medium chance is perfect 🥵🐽

Felt a lil sad but also horny so I got myself a present.

I should really get ready for work but this is stopping me

I'm terminally hungover and need a throat/hole around my dick.

Spent the weekend flip-fucking in a human size dog bed. This is self care.

Instructions unclear.

F-Machine Plug-Fucking 😈

Well now I just wanna buy some ball weights 🥵🐽

Really enjoying this new set of plugs 🤤😈

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Without downloading new pics where are you mentally?

I've wanted a pair of TNs for aaaages, finally decided to treat myself, and it only took me a few hours to put my dick in them.

It's Friday and the cock is fat. Past me also booked the day off work 🥳 #fcf

Anyone got the cum recipe? Y'know, the supplement combo you can take to have ridiculous loads.

Piggy fleshlight 😈🐽

Woof

Oink.

Re-training my butt, I really need some new toys!

Rate how you like doing it (1-10) kissing: 10 nipple play: 8 sucking: 10 being sucked: 10 rimming: 10 being rimmed: 7 fingering: 7 being fingered: 4 toys: 8 bdsm: 5 piss play: 9 dirty talk: 4 fisting: 6 being fisted: 9 topping: 10 bottoming: 9 cuddling: 9 stroking: 8 pit play: 9 foot play: 6

Your IKEA name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut added: Nösaj: found in the weird Swedish food section near the lingonberry jam. The plant based brother of the Sösaj (sausage).

Happy #FCF!

Get huffing

Catch the drips in your mouth?

I still haven't made it to a piss club in these

Gonna keep things faceless on here til they allow private profiles