Trying to get up from an air mattress makes ya feel like beached whale

When you want to destroy someone, you always define them as unpeople; not really human. Monkeys, maybe. Idiots, maybe. Machines, maybe, but not people. -Alan Watts

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The transcontinental railroad could never have been built today. It would have been flagged for wasteful spending 😑😑

I want to make a cookbook for sluts called “Food for Thots”

I need some show/movie recommendations. Whatcha got?

He’s like the kid on the playground who keeps destroying everyone’s sandcastles. But he’s also the teacher’s kid so no one feels like they can do anything.

It’s not that I don’t have anything to say, it’s that I don’t have the energy to say it all

I should not have to fear for my life in 2025. This should not be happening. I should not be blamed for “wokeness”, plane crashes, or anything else. I should not be punished for pursuing happiness, especially when that happiness does not harm a single soul on the entire planet. 🧵

We drew sloths tonight with the kiddo. The whole time I was thinking @kdale-guffey.bsky.social would enjoying doing this with us. 🥰

I got tickets to see Static X in June 😱😱

Skinny dipping in a 100 degree hot tub when it’s 27 outside just hits

Be me: shows Creed to kiddo as a joke. Me: Crying at the first verse of My Sacrifice thinking about my dog. Fucking Creed

Guess we’re here now 🤷🏻‍♀️