New business idea: You're super excited about this thing that just happened or this item you just bought? No one to be excited with you? Call me, I'll be SO excited for you!

Having a tissue box companion due to being sick.... Has a company ever made the sides of a tissue box accordion style so it can get shorter with the amount of tissues are left That way I'm not crushing the thing and it's less annoying having to fish the last ones out when they get unmoored

I'm doing a lot of drawings while under the influence of dayquil for the first time ever and my filters are down, let's go

possibly every person should do one of these LOL

I am supposed to be giving myself grace I am supposed to be patient with myself But damn are habits hard to break

I don't like asking for anything as it makes me feel incapable, but my friends have been telling me otherwise. And I have to. #emergencycomms I need at least $150 dollars to make sure I have a place to live. I have until the 25th to make this happen. forms.gle/a8Y6QP14CFYT...

I wanna do a Pathfinder campaign flooded with fairy tales. Like, PCs are reimagined fairy tales The over arcing plot deals with reimagined fairy tales

I'm happy to report that yesterday the southern gf deemed it warm enough outside that she didn't need a hoodie It was 86F

My electrified soup (brain) is off balance The seasoning isn't right I have to get special ingredients (medications) to make sure it serves

brain buffering 🦈 #art #sharks

Character idea Asexual nerd that was made into a vampire Looks super good but is too socially awkward to use it well

Today's chaos idea: name a cat "Please"

So my southern girlfriend moved up north to live with me just over a year ago I think today is the first day where we went outside and she did not comment on how cold it felt She may be starting to acclimate. Don't tell her (she approved this post)

One thing that bothers me about Gridania There is a duskwight being bullied perpetually in front of the lancer's guild And I. Can't. Stop. It.

My duskwight starting ARR: Coming outta my cave and I'm doing just fine :) Five minutes later: WHY IS IT SO BRIGHT ALL THE TIME

I have great news! They're being made! There's only a limited amount being made. So get yours soon!!

A quiet moment

again: sometimes ya need to be a fairy

There are some of the fey that play while in flight upon wings of night

this one was just for the gay

My new outfit was called a sleep paralysis demon

I'm so bad at luring in vampires, I fainted during a routine blood draw

I will make sure the stars remember you

for you, yes?

Npc: we were sent to kill you Me: flatterer

I've been sick

Doduno the Space Chocobo loves you. He wishes you the most happiness. He is so proud of you.

Sometimes ya gotta be a dancing fairy in a flower field

Whomever took half my grocery delivery before I went down to grab it Fuck you

Okay, I have a small stupid rant I have a job answering phones. SO many people apologize for wasting my time YOU ARE NEVER WASTING MY TIME Your call IS MY JOB THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME A JOB

Behold The Dragooonk! (Dragoon Monk)

I've been wanting to watch A Knight's Tale for months

I definitely have some sort of sense of humor

get into a mechanically heavy fight in ffxiv we wipe explain the mechanics we wipe to a different thing explain a bit more we win no commends

I wish I felt cool instead of annoying

forgive me Yoshi P for I have sinned. I purposefully chased someone when I had a marker for an aoe drop they pressed floor pressure plates that interrupted my black mage rotation

Dancing in my chair between calls to 💃 keep the brain demons at bay 🕺

before bestie showed me GDT's Frankenstein, he made me watch Splinter Which was... definitely a movie Frankenstein was waaaaaaaaaaaaay better

Centaur Warframe when

hydrangea dragon 🌸

Book: And now we shall move on to... BASIS POINTS. A Magical Basis Point on a bond is equal to 1/100th of a point, WHICH AS YOULL RECALL IS TEN DOLLARS. Are you following this mysterious logic?! IT CAN ALSO BE 0.01% (also known as 0.0001) of the $1,000 par value of a bond! Me: so it's ten cents

Family events are extra hard now. My little sisters wedding was beautiful. I could feel my mom's absence And then a guy in my building mistook me for someone else and asked how my mom was doing And I almost broke down

I may be perceived for this week only

Would anyone be interested in Stoat Broker stickers

I dread the holidays this year

bean

Multitasking by Trying to focus And not let the anxiety overwhelm me