"I did it! I finally broke the streak." Me, knowing work won't let him run it back (The grind for SSS Urban Canyon WR starts again)

WHY THIS HAS AUDIO THAT IT SHOULDN'T. MY MASTER VOLUME WAS SET TO 30 MY MUSIC WAS SET TO 0 MY SFX WAS SET TO 80 BUT THIS PLAYS LIKE I HAD THEM SET TO ALL MAX. I posted this on discord and it had the audio exactly how I have it.

When my ISP was showing a US address for some fucking reason

Game is neat. Then I played a game as a different character (bc someone picked Sonic) and I got my nuts smashed

Never settle.

👋

there are wods

I don't think I've gone into ranked and laughed at a set of ranked matches as much as I did today. The moment I went to duo with a friend who's trying to get out of the middle ranks. Got two matches that had me just struggling to keep a straight face bc of how dumb they were.

One final LC for the road. Unless there's a rule that data miners missed or an existing rule does something interesting, I'm likely letting myself fall to bronze for the upcoming LCs. It's time to get my Legend rank up cuz both Weer and Zach are leaving me behind

Columbo Kermit can wait a few days.... weeks bc Soleil. That's it.

I just realized you can't do polls on bsky FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I wanted to make a joke that was hyperbolic about me going back and forth on if I should. It was just me thinking about it for 3 mins. but like, LOOOOOK. Look at her!!!! aaaAAAAAAA! Adopt was made by @naviclenek0.bsky.social (fair warning, some of their work is nsfw) I still don't have a name :(

My mom really pointed at Balatro and went "That's Solitaire"

Forgot to send shit here. youtu.be/-ocSxAg_lPw

When the only thing I'm fast about is making jokes that'd get me banned from several discords. Bro, I'm cooked.

This isn't the pic but like I was right and wrong with the name

I found a picture in my gallery. If I use it, I'm getting SHANKED

ngl, Johan needs more than one crown for making A backpedal like that.

why dog eep like that

bsky still not having individual repost mutes.... swear to god man :(

Someone starts whispering in vc Me: Yo (Wrong name), can you stop whis- wait Everyone else starts laughing The person I mentioned:

You can never go wrong with a game of 8-pool... Until you do go wrong

How a fight between Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic.exe (and any similar) would go down. [It's about the same for anyone vs. Sonic.exe, really.]

Y'know if I didn't also have a mustache, what @yapalope.bsky.social said would've still been true.

Overwatch has been... about the same as it was when it was 6v6

Bomb Rush Cyberfunk is the most fitting game to ever mod Jet the Hawk into and it's not even close. I can tag "beating up half a dozen cops" into my cool skateboarding combo like how is this not pure distilled Jet Energy™ straight from the source?

"You can hit me all you want, you can't unfuck your teammate." -Me, seconds before the scoreboard came up and realized I got a bunch of desynced hits

Something brought this one back to my mind. JohnC/Huntress The most confused idiot I've ever met. I still don't know what I did, all I know is that I sleighted him over SW:TOR, which was a game I didn't play and still don't.

Homie and I played two rounds of 8-pool, he dunks the 8 ball 2 shots into the game "That's the luckiest you've been this week." Me:

Friend: "Hey you should get League." Me: "When I feel like it." When I finally feel like it Me: "Hey I got League" Friend: "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT???" Me:

"It's just a festival with Zach, JB and Yuuya. How bad can it be-" Me, after Zach then JB yelled their head off:

We need 40 dollars in order to pay rent pls. It doesn't need to reach the goal we just need that at least.

tbh, I think in the long run, it was good that the people I know stepped away from RP namely because we were all pushing early to mid 20s by the time we started to fall off. I can't speak for any of them but in my case, it would've been a feeling thing. Only really doing it if I felt like it. --

i lol'd when I come back to the reply and I'm blocked again

They really got unlocked and people seeing my comment like a fucking fire in a building when I'm seeing it like upgrading an iphone. Whisper is better than Knuckles but he was only realistically losing the top spot and that was it.

The irony of being told "get a life" when he's the one putting my name in his mouth over a few comments he could ignore and not respond to. Why is he surprised I'm talking back to him? I guess the taste of Logan's dick in his mouth faded and needed a new dick to suck.

This one trailer has more DMC DNA than the entirety of Season 1. Yes, there's no sarcasm but I'm still not watching bc S1 was such a disaster watch

It's been 10 months since I made that joke about Riolu (The trackmania player) moving to cheating in Balatro and I wanted to see what comments I missed. Bruh

Tangle and Whisper getting unlocked today

Hoping he stays quiet for at least a year. Anyway, got asked this. I became the old man yelling at the clouds.

Dear fellow ADHD/ Autistic people, when standing around waiting for something please remember to move occasionally or else you'll trigger your idle animation!

"What do I need for 100% completion on NFSMW" I get my answer Me:

Two coworkers in a bad mood. It was just the gate getting left open but you wouldn't know that from how they were arguing

open.spotify.com/artist/5vvfZ... Ridge Racer community... WE'RE SO BACK!!!

TIL this can happen

I didn't even mention Crow's name and he mentions him and me in the same thread of nonsense. He already made his side clear as day 2 years ago. Anyway, lemme know when you got a job lil bro.