Can’t believe they gave this up for a dollar.

My immediate reaction to this sixer of frosted shredded wheat was “damn, that’s hot”

Let’s say someone hasn’t seen the original Star Wars trilogy. They are also old enough to recognize fascism, what an incredible first watch order: Andor, Rogue One, THEN original Star Wars, the amount of weight the rebellion would have at that point…then you blow up the Death Star? Holy shit.

I haven’t seen any ICE agents in person yet, but man do I have some swear words on standby, I will make “In the Loop” look like children’s programming.

I feel like it’s the bucket list of a mad man. “…well I always wanted Greenland, gotta check that one off.”

Watching Dallas and look at the savage fucking bolo on this guy.

@vhsvault.bsky.social I was watching an old 1992 football broadcast and holy crap this promo.

(watching LIve 8 dvd and Scissor Sisters come on) Stella: Why are they called “Scissor Sisters”? Me: ahhhhhhhask your mother.

Me: it’s gonna be my way or the highway. My Son: my way? highway? That rhymes!

APPLE FROM STORE: please let me up. APPLES FROM ORCHARD: begone!

(walking in a cemetery with my family) My son: Dad, I saw a gravestone that said “Michael” and “father” so that means you’re half-fake.

New oil lamps book just dropped.

“…Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh what a relief it is.”

Very “I’m your white knight” energy.

My son: “when I’m big I want to marry mama.” Me: “cool, I’ll tell her.” My son: “DON’T TELL HER!”

Cat & Mouse.

Just a wonderful scene: youtu.be/4E_jCd4LZL8?...

Just said the word “fascist” in a joke at a liberal parent birthday party and it was like I said “Voldemort” or something.

“If you like our eggs, you’ll love our dating app…”

That look on your wife’s face when you’re playing Mouse Trap with the children and you steal some cheese from her when she was clearly trying to end the game.

This Cronenberg short film is worth your time. Just a great concise little trick: youtu.be/SC7YsHWoX5A?...

Can’t imagine being a normal dad just minding my own business and being whisked away to a foreign prison, the President is calling me a gang member and a terrorist. It reminds me of this film: youtu.be/ae3-01zSQOs?...

If you watch how Miyazaki makes movies, it would piss me off too if someone was like <button click> “here is an image without a soul, look how easy that was.” #miyazaki youtu.be/IxI9WmgqWWU?...

Just some normal hockey stuff goin on here.

This is one of my favorite things ever made: youtu.be/hOrA9-2xnGY?...

A volcano science kit…two sans napped children, equals the beginning of a gritty film noir.

My daughter inexplicably creates a raw emotionally authentic album cover.

If you think you’re gonna class the place up by switching from dino to round nuggets…WRONG move asshole.

A turtle doing a little upward dog.

“Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind”(1994) - a Japanese manga (read backwards)

(Daughter takes drink of bath water) Me: you know your brother peed in that water. Daughter: it’s okay Dad, I peed in it too.

My wife over a zoom call spelling the last name Christianson: “It’s spelled Christian….(pause) as in Jesus…”

Daughter (on iPad): “hey look dad it’s the new dog man movie!” Me: “No…I can’t…I wanna go in fresh when we see it.” Daughter: (looking puzzled) Me: “I wanna go in like a newborn child.” (making a gesture as if to say I’m a child just born). Daughter: (turns back to the screen) “We’ll I don’t.”

Just looking through the “Princess Mononoke” production diary. #miyazaki #studioghibli

Doctor Who costume design, you’ve done it again. #doctorwho

Doctor Who character design for the win again. #doctorwho

This is what Kamala should say to Trump: youtu.be/pfNO1FFtoUI?...

The definitive Tom Wilkinson scene for me. #RIP youtu.be/4zBzQvHwQEc?...

I don’t know how long I can keep the “all ice cream stores are closed” ruse going with my kids…there are people eating ice cream right inside there.

This scene flattens me, every single time. #madmen

I recently saw Michael Cimino’s “Heaven’s Gate” for the first time, absolutely gorgeous. It is worth checking out the DVD featurette on how they restored it. #heavensgate youtu.be/SJ7SjwtDc6w?...

David Niven. He really looks like a Niven. Some people are just aptly named. #niven

Where’s this guy’s spinoff? Every time he was on screen I was like, “This guy should have his own show.” #TNG #Barclay