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The most basic catholic thing is “the pope has a point”.

Just balancing a banana on this unicorn helmet’s ear to glue it back on #macgyverdad

MPR Classical DJ: “…that was one of the great waltzes from Strauss…now it’s time to talk about other great Walts…Whitman.”

My wife is about to drop some Iowa cuisine on this Easter meal.

I think there needs to be a Trump museum, but it’s brutally honest. The country needs it. Like a Smithsonian exhibit. “Look at this mediocre rich kid soar…” a cautionary tale.

Grape Nuts at the back of the cabinet: “someday, all the cereal will be GONE and then, there will be no other choice…”

I don’t think we should pursue trying to “figure it all out” anymore, someone woulda written that down by now.

Did anyone else wake up at 4:30 am to watch Hamnet and bawl your eyes out?

Me: those are ballet slippers not nunchucks. My Son: Hey everyone I have nunchucks!

One of my greatest fears is if my Dad dies and I’m rummaging through his piles of right wing shit and I find Hillary Clinton porn.

This is worth way more than two dollars.

Me: just chillin like a villain. Daughter: (outraged) a villain does not chill!

My daughter like a lawyer giving a closing argument: “It would appear my brother got M&M’s and chocolate cake for dessert while I only got two macaroons…does that sound fair Dad?…DOES IT?”

Man it sucks shit that the US Men’s Hockey team couldn’t be normal for like a day, give us a fucking DAY guys.

Can’t believe they gave this up for a dollar.

My immediate reaction to this sixer of frosted shredded wheat was “damn, that’s hot”

Let’s say someone hasn’t seen the original Star Wars trilogy. They are also old enough to recognize fascism, what an incredible first watch order: Andor, Rogue One, THEN original Star Wars, the amount of weight the rebellion would have at that point…then you blow up the Death Star? Holy shit.

I haven’t seen any ICE agents in person yet, but man do I have some swear words on standby, I will make “In the Loop” look like children’s programming.

I feel like it’s the bucket list of a mad man. “…well I always wanted Greenland, gotta check that one off.”

Watching Dallas and look at the savage fucking bolo on this guy.

@vhsvault.bsky.social I was watching an old 1992 football broadcast and holy crap this promo.

(watching LIve 8 dvd and Scissor Sisters come on) Stella: Why are they called “Scissor Sisters”? Me: ahhhhhhhask your mother.

Me: it’s gonna be my way or the highway. My Son: my way? highway? That rhymes!

APPLE FROM STORE: please let me up. APPLES FROM ORCHARD: begone!

(walking in a cemetery with my family) My son: Dad, I saw a gravestone that said “Michael” and “father” so that means you’re half-fake.

New oil lamps book just dropped.

“…Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh what a relief it is.”

Very “I’m your white knight” energy.

My son: “when I’m big I want to marry mama.” Me: “cool, I’ll tell her.” My son: “DON’T TELL HER!”

Cat & Mouse.

Just a wonderful scene: youtu.be/4E_jCd4LZL8?...

Just said the word “fascist” in a joke at a liberal parent birthday party and it was like I said “Voldemort” or something.

“If you like our eggs, you’ll love our dating app…”

That look on your wife’s face when you’re playing Mouse Trap with the children and you steal some cheese from her when she was clearly trying to end the game.

This Cronenberg short film is worth your time. Just a great concise little trick: youtu.be/SC7YsHWoX5A?...

Can’t imagine being a normal dad just minding my own business and being whisked away to a foreign prison, the President is calling me a gang member and a terrorist. It reminds me of this film: youtu.be/ae3-01zSQOs?...

If you watch how Miyazaki makes movies, it would piss me off too if someone was like <button click> “here is an image without a soul, look how easy that was.” #miyazaki youtu.be/IxI9WmgqWWU?...

Just some normal hockey stuff goin on here.

This is one of my favorite things ever made: youtu.be/hOrA9-2xnGY?...

A volcano science kit…two sans napped children, equals the beginning of a gritty film noir.

My daughter inexplicably creates a raw emotionally authentic album cover.