Re. Heated. Nachos.

When a local comedian makes a joke about a once in a lifetime Ozark situation/death and it’s unknowingly about your former colleague. 😬

Y’ever have anything so powerfully weird happen that you can’t *fully* explain how it moved you to tears?

I feel like there’s a shit-load of a message from the Universe that I found Northern Flicker feathers 🪶 right outside my front door on Imbolc/February 1… (they’re so pretty, too)

I’ve always known the meaning of the word farkakte, but today I learned how to spell it.

TIL about prosciutto ends???

Been obsessed with the Max Headroom Incident for as long as I can remember. But maybe it will happen today!

I woke up around 2a to discover a stinkbug in my bedroom. Too tired, I said “not tonight” and tried going back to sleep…then kept smelling it/being paranoid about it the rest of the night. I am exhausted.

Nothing like a kitten barreling down the stairs screaming to remind you…you had a glue spider trap in your office from ages ago. Guess who found it and delivered it right to me?!

Jane (my 16 week old girlcat) is watching the CBJ game. 🥹

Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is

1: I thought y’all turned on the Arch Weather Deflector 2: I wasn’t expecting snow until much later

/ismyteamtankingforagooddraftpickorwtf

Yes, I dyed my hair crazy, vivid colors for over half of my life. No, you *do not* need to comment about why I’m going grey or if I’m dying it again.

Yes, I played roller derby. No, I have absolutely no interest in taking aerial or hoops classes. Sorry not sorry.

Guys. Help. I hate it here.

Sara Lee: you just joined the hate pit. Who the actual fuck starts a commercial with a cold open of a god damn whistle blowing???

I was gonna call it a W of a day but then I remembered fascist pedophile rapist liars run my country and kill innocent citizens.

🤬

More like Jordan Bitchington.

I have a hunger that can only be satiated by cheese.

Thank you, Meta, for the reminder that it’s my dead friends birthday. REALLY needed that.

The BPM is the power.

Feeling very bitter today that so far our entire lives have been wars over oil and the wealthiest people squeezing everything they can out of the rest of us.

I still can’t believe I’ve been to the Olympics. AS A SPECTATOR.

Speedskating whips ass.

They did Ms. Nancy Wheeler absolutely dirty with that style.

I will have cats again in 3-4 weeks and I can. not. wait. for the energy shift.

I hate when people think they’re helping but they actively make a situation worse. 🙃 Happy New Year.

Next year, my Christmas wish is that my family maintains a better relationship with food/eating. Self included.

NGL, hella jelly of @katienolan.bsky.social’s Omnichord from @pablo.show! What a merry burgarmas.

HAPPY FESTIVUS I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH A LOT OF YOU 😆

Football hates Missouri.

WHAT *the* FUCK does “full spectrum gratitude” even MEAN???

It’s so crazy how amazing our bodies are. I healed from a pretty serious wound very quickly but heaven forbid I eat some red meat and can’t digest it omghelpimdying.

The AI bubble cannot burst fast enough.

Ain’t no way in hell I beat Marge Simpson to perimenopause.

White people code switching on the Point!

Please know that when I say dude it is meant to be gender neutral. And no, dudette is not acceptable and I can’t explain.

Hahaha, we just caught the Street Car View car AGAIN while out driving!

Dudes: @apaulitical.bsky.social both caught the Google Street View car and went outside to pose. Catch me in my @catbiteband.bsky.social shirt on Street View!

Man, @apaulitical.bsky.social’s Kings are so bad but this game against Indiana has been good and damn it, now I’m actively cheering for Sacramento?

I can’t wait to say goodbye to this wretched year.

Meeting my future cats in an hour or so. I know how odd that sounds, but I truly don’t care and am the happiest/most excited I’ve been in a *long* time.

My body dysmorphia has been OUTTA CONTROL this week.

TBF, I am, I believe, laughably short. I get it now.

Been looking for an old telephone bench because I’ve fully romanticized rehabbing one and having my future cat(s) cuddle with me while using/sitting on one.

Guys, just real quick? Fuck Bama.