@chikinstu.bsky.social Have a happy Affiliversary! Keep kicking ass and baring your sole to the world. 🎉🥰🎂🌈🦶

Someone give YT a Snickers, he's being bitchy.

How can @square-enix-games.com look at how well Exp33 is doing and how well the FF Tactics remaster is doing and still try to convince us we want more games like Devil May Cry despite complaining FF16 didn't do so hot?

I regret that I never had the opportunity to attend a single Candlelight Supper or partake in an afternoon of riparian entertainment.

I received a message tonight from someone saying how much they enjoyed my Twitch stream tonight. The message was timestamped at 8:55pm. Five minutes before I turned my camera on.

I would be a great life coach for hire because I give phenomenal advice, but I am the worst at following it. So I need a life coach to coach my life so I can be a life coach to coach the lives of the uncoached who need coaching. #lifecoach #coach #reflection #poet #laureate #bougie #sandwich

There's a bit in "Good Omens" where it's revealed the demon Crowley had a hand in designing freeways to enhance human misery. I think about that moment a lot, especially on days like this.

Come sit under the solar panels with me for some #rain #asmr.

Today someone at work asked me to use a "web page file" and I've just been kinda quiet and looking at my hands.

Mediocre porn ruined by endless clown nose-like squeaking from their cheap-ass foam yoga mats. Does not spark joy. 6/10 #pornreviews

Emperor Palpateme.