If you didn't know what my stream is like, this is pretty accurate. www.twitch.tv/magnalupus_

I want to make some neurodivergent cuckold porn. I'll call it Autwife. #rimshot

New Deviled Egg released today. There's pics of the standard and preorder-bonus versions.

This bitch.

Not pictured: the six Nintendo lawyers breaking furniture behind me.

Christ Denny's, you can stop seducing me. You had me at "covered".

For gods' sake, if you want to be taken seriously as a porn content producer, turn. off. your. fans.

It's oddly comforting to discover that a vital step in surgeries is cable management.

The sign of a truly thoughtful orgy host.

Was watching porn the other night and heard this exchange: Man 1: Wow, you have an incredible body. Such huge muscles. Man 2: Based. The blood rushed from my penis with an empty Big Gulp sound.

Book recommendation: War of the Flowers - Tad Williams. Ignore if you wish, but know you're missing out on characters such as "The Remover of Inconvenient Obstacles". #books #fantasy #recommendbook #tadwilliams #reading www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-war-of...

@microsoft.com We are users, not customers. Once I buy Windows, the sale has been made and I do not need to be advertised to any longer within Windows. Once the sale is complete I expect the sales pitch to end. #rant #yell@clouds #reason #logic @eff.org

This coming holiday season, please remember that most retail workers don't get to decide when to eat lunch, let alone set company policy. Do not bitch at the person at the register because the company angers you. It is not their fault.

There's a really muscular guy with a mustache here dressed as Patrick Star and it's just not working at all for me.

For reasons I can't fully articulate, it pleases me greatly to see the building that once was a hemorrhoid surgery clinic is now the "Herald Christian Health Center".

Look. I understand I may have expectations that are too high. But, when I don't stream on Twatch for two weeks I expect that the software I use hasn't wigged the fuck out during the downtime. OBS stared me straight in the eye and asked me if I saw this "microphone" in the room with us now.

It's the tits.

I just finished reading a Star Wars book that contained the word "chicanery" in it and I don't know what to do with that.

@chikinstu.bsky.social Have a happy Affiliversary! Keep kicking ass and baring your sole to the world. 🎉🥰🎂🌈🦶

Someone give YT a Snickers, he's being bitchy.

How can @square-enix-games.com look at how well Exp33 is doing and how well the FF Tactics remaster is doing and still try to convince us we want more games like Devil May Cry despite complaining FF16 didn't do so hot?

I regret that I never had the opportunity to attend a single Candlelight Supper or partake in an afternoon of riparian entertainment.

I received a message tonight from someone saying how much they enjoyed my Twitch stream tonight. The message was timestamped at 8:55pm. Five minutes before I turned my camera on.

I would be a great life coach for hire because I give phenomenal advice, but I am the worst at following it. So I need a life coach to coach my life so I can be a life coach to coach the lives of the uncoached who need coaching. #lifecoach #coach #reflection #poet #laureate #bougie #sandwich

There's a bit in "Good Omens" where it's revealed the demon Crowley had a hand in designing freeways to enhance human misery. I think about that moment a lot, especially on days like this.

Come sit under the solar panels with me for some #rain #asmr.

Today someone at work asked me to use a "web page file" and I've just been kinda quiet and looking at my hands.

Mediocre porn ruined by endless clown nose-like squeaking from their cheap-ass foam yoga mats. Does not spark joy. 6/10 #pornreviews

Emperor Palpateme.