Uh, yeah and no. Yes for the reading part, no for the ball chasing thing! I don't really play ball this time of day. [ He's visibly confused as to why Patches was so flabbergasted, chuckling a little. ] ... You alright, dude? You seem a bit shocked!

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY SPARKY!!

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fasule, that's amore! When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet, you're in love! ──── ♺ ──── Penned by Pie, MDNI, lewd DNI. 🚯 tags: #mvrp #enarp #enadreambbqrp temp pinned

Cody and his friends leave their old memories behind in favor of new ones. What new adventures awaits them, you'll never know... Well, except for these ones. ──── 🛹 ──── penned by umbre, info below

You BEST be sorry, man! You know I don't josh around with stuff like that! [ Tail wag, he's not moving away though, looking at Patches very much confused. ] Are you like.. expectin' me to leave? Ain't happening, bub! [ + ]

Don't text on your test!! Also I got outvoted so we got curly fries instead of waffle :( ──── 🎮 ──── info below

What's up with the tone, man? I'm actually quite gentlemanish if you get to know me, I can read a book or two! [ He himself seems offended at the assumption that he's just a dumb jock... ] 'Cause I know a thing or two, right? That's why I don't need to read the instructions!

𝑰'𝑴 𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑴𝒀 𝑳𝑰𝑭𝑬, 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑺𝑬 𝑭𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑺 𝑰'𝑽𝑬 𝑭𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫༄⚡︎.ᐟ A Sonic.exe vessel... not exactly OC, heck, I'm not even the first person to come up with this Inspired by OM Roleplay serious and unserious alike, anyone's welcome!

“ 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝑴𝑬 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝐚𝐫𝐞 .ᐟ „ ——————————— #mvrp #purrfectapawcalypse

I'm not sure what that means but if you can fight AND fly I bet you can get a 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘯 too! ☆ ─ ── ─ 🐾 ─ ── ─ ☆ #parodybsky #purrfectapawcalypse #mvrp

pie (I see ONE more irl account disbalancing my pinned BY NOT LIKING AND REPOSTING IT AT THE SAME TIME. I'm going to just kill everyone)

[ He flinches and swiftly raises his paws up at the sudden snatch. ] Woah, man! I mean, sure, I kinda stole that from ya, but you don't just leave books unattended at the library! ... Not that I would know, but, the part I didn't know was that the book was 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀! I even liked it, kinda.

Never said it would! I mean, peace between dogs and cats has been restored, so, you're totally cool in my books! My bad, maybe I got a bit too personal there, ya know? I barely even remember it! It's right here, back of my mind. [ Rover taps the back of his head with his paw. ]

... Look, I'm not one to point dewclaws, but... you kind of are one of the main reasons I was a rotting corpse in the GYM. Did kinda leave that behind though, I believe anyone can change for the best! Though, the coughing blood thing was probably just some kinda sickness I had.

i drew the rober from #purrfectapawcalypse #roverjackson #fanart

GO DOVE JACKSON, JAMIE'S PA SWAP AU WOOOOO #purrfectapawcalypse

[ Reading a book he found on the table of the library, probably not his, and flipping the pages rapidly... ] Man, who reads this stuff?

Man, I remember back then when I was straight up DYIN'! Like, coughing blood and stuff! Fun times, really! Well... not really 'fun', per say... but, toughness makes the body strong!

𝐲𝐞𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 '𝐲𝐨𝐮'.

pie (irl accounts disbalancing the pinned)

( nc ) SIGMA MEAL! SKIBIDI SLICERS!

I'm not sure what that means but if you can fight AND fly I bet you can get a 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘯 too! ☆ ─ ── ─ 🐾 ─ ── ─ ☆ #parodybsky #purrfectapawcalypse #mvrp

I mean, take a chill pill, right? It's just a silly ol' number, nothin' more, nothing less!

I mean, I don't see anythin' wrong with it, I think it's actually quite comical.

Six seeveen! Ahahahah! I'm such a fat fuckin' chud.

Called you a chud! What, you discomfited with that word or somethin'? I don't get it, either! So, it's alright if you don't!

... Well, you're one weird little chud, ain'tcha? [ Has no idea what the word chud means. ]

WOOF!

A portrayal of Deltatraveler Kris! Dark themes ahead. Likes + reposts appreciated! More info below.

"𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥, 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦." 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙋𝘽 𝙟𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙮!

//

// sighhh the PA accounts are DYING I'M NKT MOTIVATED

Why did I do that? Am I gay?

" I feel a lil lightheaded... " [Rover's body seems to grow weaker as he stays close to Sparky, but he's awake! And alive. Likely in a lot of pain.] " Who's Sorta? Is that your Uber driver? "

" That one you told me about, in the big city! " [Rover seems too innocent to be put through all of that... He slowly leans into Sparky.] " Uhh, cough– bring me there, bossss! "

" You're a good dog, Sparky. A good dog. " [Rover looks as sickly as one can get, his legs wobbly as he tries to keep some balance to hide his clear sickness.] " You shouldd... COUGH— Tell me more about your friends! They seem like neat folk. "

♫ 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙈𝙀 𝙄𝙁 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙏 Cool Kid Cody is now here!

[Rover lays down coated in blood, body limb on a table, seemingly not dead...] " Bleeeeh... "

TIGGER NEEDS TO STOP TELLING EVERYONE FALSE LIES ABOUT ME!! I do NOT have a crush on Sparky or any one else! That's yucky!

( soggy sparky saturday . ) ( repost to sog a dog . )

// go. FOllow @pizzatotheboy.bsky.social NOW!

Why not? Its like, the second best water! Besides the mud water, then theres the floor water, and the water with bubbles I find dripping down the street when someone washes their garage! [... It's self-explanatory as to why hes so weak to sickness.]

TOILET WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

// hes so stupid I hate him

NOOOOOOO! WHAT?! WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?!

I'm seeing double ere'!