Yeah, well, that is what everyone wants, sooo... try to move to another country about it, like it'll fucking matter. You are all going to prison, pedo-protectors. You know what they do to pedo protectors in prison? No fucking sympathy, you made your bed.

LOL. When vanilla fucking ice cancels you know you are a fucking loser. Go ninja, go ninja, go fuck yourself, Donald, you fucking LOSER.

Donald Trump is a LOSER

I played drums in front of more people at my very first show ever. I was 14.

I don't know who needs to hear this but smoking a little weed in college is par for the course, but being a 80-year-old who downs Adderall like they are skittles is out of his fucking mind.

Once there was this time that the POTUS was a rapist, it was now.

He also publicly admitted viewing underage naked girls.

Establishment dems have to prove in this moment they are worth a damn, orherwise they just need to get the fuck out of the way.

You got to do way more than that, Schiff.

There is no group for when both your parents are fucking losers and have each had 4+ divorces, You don't have infinite Christmas, you have infinite "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK'"s.

My MAGA dad: his partner left him for being an abusive piece of shit (par for the course), his 3rd divorce.. My MAGA mom has exactly 131 days to explain to her partner why his new son doesn't matter (he's trans). Her 4th divorce... They can both GET FUCKED for abandoning their families.

Trump being litigated to death is my dream - We're going to make it happen, everyone standing next to him gets political shrapnel about it - GET ALL THE WAY FUCKED. CECOT is waiting to destroy you.

It's pretty simple: wherever Trump is planning to buy, just run on annihilating it.

Trump is pardoning people he has no clue about for cash. Impeach this asshat.

GTA 6 feels offensive to me. Not because of the reputation of Rockstar and the “edgy” nature of their games, but in the way it feels like an overpriced Disney cruise-like experience.

The only person with a motive to “cut the liner” was that cartoon-ass motherfucker in charge of lining it.

My bro after I told him to join Bluesky: "I don't want to be in an echo chamber like that, though." Me: "You should tell that to our group chat made exclusively of people who love extreme metal..."

I bet that orange asshole paints it gold next, make it look like a giant trough urinal.

Just like Trump’s hands. If enough of it surfaces they’ll both be flag blue

It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.

The reflecting pool is peeling up like Donald Trump’s hands

The guy who bankrupted casinos decided to improve the Reflecting Pool with our money. Things are going about as well as I expected.

250 years in and a hotel owning president can't figure out a pool is all you need to know about how America is going.

This moment, Trump being crushed by democrats is why he'll never get away with his crimes. Get fucked, buttercup, we're coming for your head.

Honest review: my Master and Dynamic headphones are like someone put a Quarter Pounder into a bear box. Unless you want your headphones top stop bullets there is no reason you should ever buy these tinny phones.

Great speech by Michelle Obama youtu.be/11W5zv3xT8A?...

*sees the reflecting pool and turns to friends* “Hey, you guys remember Ecto Cooler?”

I'm not going to repeat what he said, but UFC fighter Hokit is a despicable piece of shit. The sponsors, Monster energy drink, Bud Lite, Dodge Ram, and Jose Cuervo have not said a word. I say boycott them.

Choosing to wear blue for this report was Republican level stupid

A president claiming victory while surrendering to Iran is not “strong leadership.” It’s deception. It’s mismanagement. And it’s proof Donald Trump has no plan except gaslighting the American people.

Donald Trump is a war-losing pedophile

as of this moment Donold Jackass Trump is the oldest sworn-in president of all time. Literally the oldest president of ALL TIME.,

For a bunch of pool chemical downing absolute fucking idiots, you'd think they'd at least figure out a shallow fucking pool.

The reflecting pool eating paint and looking like shit is peak Donald Trump.

If I have this right Donald Jackass Trump paid 298 billion MORE for the same deal we had before. What a fucking loser.

No joke, my friends all say "herpes barfday" to each other, that or or "Huffy Bikeday" depending on who it is. I was also born on the fourth of July and they all sing "herpes barfday" to America instead of me on my birthday. Hilarious every time.

Can you imagine what you catch at a Trump property? Gross

Rogan going for that Eddie Valiant from Who Framed Roger Rabbit look

Michelle Obama should sue

I always wonder how much of a pain in the ass it is for those pilots. Like this must be a fair chunk of their day and they probably fucking hate it.

Joe Rogan looks like he challenged the fighters earlier and not only lost, but also lost a bet and had to wear whatever the fuck he’s wearing.

UFC = Unfit Father Championship

Way to go San Francisco's Ocean Beach!

And also, MIT is actually a fun place to visit. There is almost always something going on.

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my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic

Wilson Cruz: When the governor of Texas clicked his little boot spurs and had all the rainbow crosswalks painted over, activists grabbed their brushes and painted the sidewalks instead, because that’s what we do. It goes to show: if you lower our flags, we will raise them back up.

Huh, I literally do zero business with any of these shit companies already. Is that what they meant by Government efficiency?

Damn, that final act at the Jane Fonda Rise Up. Sing Out event -The Broadway Inspirational Voices - was so effing good.

I literally tell every ad on YouTube to get fucked before skipping it.