i skip the treehouse of horror eps cause they're too scary

i am normal about sad women

are you allowed to say boner on here?

i think if i ate my gf's flesh it would have the texture of a soft pretzel

Clifford Possum Tjapaltjarri, Untitled (Lungkata's Two Sons), 1986

Fragment of a Floral Plaque https://www.artic.edu/artworks/67855/

sometimes i feel like the papal ass of 1496

i swear the angel girls are undergoing mitosis

being a woman is mainly about performing various rituals

damn, you can just do that?

Amulet of a Hawk https://www.artic.edu/artworks/136032/

smoking the weed that limpens one's wrist

it's faggot wednesday

she's deep inside me having ecstatic visions of the blood

Figure of a Cat https://www.brooklynmuseum.org/opencollection/objects/108034

they're frying your ass in the primary source documents

fun defenestration of prague anecdote

"fuck you cocksucker!" *becomes a willow tree, dances with the wind*

this shit in the past is giving me a sorta distant mirror vibe, yk?

give little bites, very small, as signs of friendship

donor portraits are so funny. "and then christ was crucified, and my boss johann was there too"

members of the chinese workers' and peasants' revolutionary army, hooping (c. 1930s)

fact: by 1908, the physic forces of industrial capital in lowell, ma, were so concentrated that it caused bette davis to be born.

tastiest looking objects: 1) rock crystal pitcher 2) lapis lazuli knife handle

sucking her off under her cowl

holding my sleepy gf like a pietà

lol

went to museum today :)

i think i am often mistaken for a metal girl cause of the band shirts (gf's). and because i hum bolt thrower riffs sometimes (again, gf's fault, i'm not into any of that gay shit)

i am normal about sad women

my jewish ass:

im leaving a warm bowl of milk on my stoop for your girl

new york night no. 2, george ault (1921)

It’s a mutual, joint-stock world, in all meridians.

who's up thinking about the stately quadrille

"revisionists! you're all revisionists" i shout, as i begin crying

the only reason you should ever have for wanting to visit ancient rome is that all the women would smell like sheep

rolling joints on a bible is lame, roll your joints on tankōbon like an adult

if your eschatology doesn't include giant alien women ruling over us i'm not interested