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Saímos à procura de um segundo gato hoje e achamos um do jeito que a minha esposa queria em um bar que vive repleto de filhotes. O dono do bar deixou levar e ainda chorou quando a gente levou o gato embora

Mais um dia, mais um gato tentando mamar na minha mão

Eu: "mal posso esperar pra receber meu salário" Prefeitura da minha cidade: "surprise, motherfucker"

Bom dia só pra quem está impossibilitado de tomar café porque esqueceu de comprar açúcar. Eu até poderia tomar café sem açúcar, mas isso aí pra mim combina mais com doces e eu ia comer cuscuz. Ter que esperar o mercadinho abrir

Cheguei de viagem hoje e amanhã já tenho que ir na prefeitura da minha cidade... mereço

Viajo por um fim de semana e a minha cidade sofre inundação desmoronamento raio acidente com explosão de veículo pqp não posso dar minhas costas mesmo

A palma da minha mão tem uns calinhos aí eu fui fazer carinho no rosto da gata e ela simplesmente começou a amassar pãozinho e tentar mamar no meu calo pqp me quebrou demais

É isto, agora irei desaparecer da internet pelas próximas 72h. Não fiquem achando que eu morri, eu não morri (espero) Se você tem meu zap eu ainda respondo lá, só vai demorar

This is likely only going to mean anything to one person (for now), but I think, generally, Rupper is gonna be the readers' favorite. As for MY favorite, well, it's the MC, Aricia! This is generally the case. When I write something, if the MC isn't my favorite it might be a bad sign.

#MayWorldbuilders 01 In Bloodmaster #3 the main language spoken is Imperial (known as "Khamyan" outside the Empire). There's a handful of characters who speak a secondary language, but I never name it because the POV character doesn't know it. 1/2

#FantasyIndiesMaytober 01: Introduction Hello, everyone! I'm Ayrton, I write fantasy, and my works are: - Bloodmaster series: A young woman wants to carve her place in a cursed world - Unfortunate: Scummy banker makes a deal with a god of chaos to save his own skin

🎃 #FantasyIndiesMaytober 🎃 All genres welcome! You can use the prompts for WIPs or published books. Feel free to ask the hosts questions! Love, Faeries at Fantasy Indies @lvrussell.bsky.social @chesneyinfalt.bsky.social

Comentário fora de contexto que me quebrou (elogio)

Hoje fui agraciado com a chance de interagir com um filhote de gato laranja e pqp que gato LINDO. Muito feliz com os refrescos

Ela: "Ayrton, por que vc fez isso?" Eu: "Resposta curta ou resposta longa?" Ela: "Curta" Eu: "Porque eu sou burro"

Programa da manhã: fazer unhas Programa da tarde: delivery de gente Programa da noite: delivery de gato

De acordo com minhas projeções, vou bater a meta de cortes do livro em quase mil palavras, o que espero ser suficiente pra nova cena que eu vou ter que incluir

Lugares onde a escrita de hoje me levou: www.reddit.com/r/biology/co... (precisava conferir se a protagonista não ia sufocar na hora de explorar um templo submerso)

Describe your favorite game poorly: Some nerd breaks the timeline just to keep stalking his crush, so now some teenagers and a vampire must kill God.

Breve pausa na escrita porque parou de chover e eu preciso aproveitar pra colocar o lixo pra fora sem me molhar

Acordando cedo em pleno feriado pra dar tempo de escrever, se eu fosse meu fã eu seria grato demais viu

It's my birthday month! To celebrate, my epic YA fantasy trilogy, whose mostly queer & neurodivergent cast have been my fictional co-adventurers for 1/2 my decades, is $8.99 (USD) -direct from me- till May 31st! Think Narnia; Aussie-er, queerer & darker! payhip.com/b/QKvL7 Books 2&3 bundle⬇️ ♠️🌈📚🏳️‍⚧️🧠🪐

Bloodmaster #3 is about beaten-up people finally lashing out. And dragons and magic swords, of course. The new project is about believing in the good in people and trying to do good things, even if Evil seems inevitable. And pirates. I cannot help myself.

#AntagonistApril 30 Thank YOU, @mystic888wizard.bsky.social, for hosting! Loved this game! Not exactly inspirational to my own villains, but to my work as a whole, are Endless and Thalamus from Death's Gambit. That game will forever live rent-free in my head.

#AprilAdventure 30 If anyone was interested by my yapping this month, my Bloodmaster series is an ongoing project! It follows a young woman trying to carve her own path in a cursed world where people can randomly turn into monsters. Book #3 is almost finished and coming out soon™.

My current #AprilAdventure is the Alchemical Green series, with the first book, Alchemical Dreamer, already out! Give it a lick! books.mikestruan.com/AlchemicalDr...

#AprilWorldbuilders 30 In general, about 9 years. For my current projects, about 6.

The FULL Wyvern Review for Talismans of Sin will be here! Check it out! @5feetofredfury.bsky.social

#FantasyIndiesApril 30: Wrap-up Very good month (albeit exhausting), I had decent sales (thanks to the Narratess Indie Sale, it rocks!) and worked hard on my new project. I wish I could have been more active on socials, but alas. Thanks to everyone who bought my books!

🌟 Title reveal 🌟 VÄTTER CHILD My contribution in Together is a Distant Star is a folkhorror based on folklore creatures from Scandinavia: The Vättars. It has a "girl vanishes in forest to become the reason people fear walking there" and is the first story I wrote that ever received fan art! ⬇️

MORNING BLUESKY! My book THE GODS OF ATALANTIS #1 is out on digital today!!! 🥳🥳🥳 2 teenagers get chosen as the new gods & must learn to work together as they face scheming leaders, fanatical cults & a prophecy of doom for their island! ❤️‍🔥 Slow-burn romance! 💎 Magic crystals! 🌏 Deep worldbuilding!

I beat Simon, but at what cost?

#AntagonistApril 29 Bloodmaster #3: The funniest thing about Tenebra is that she and Myria actually want the exact same thing, and the only reason they have to fight is because third parties conspire to make it happen. So saying whether or not it happens is a massive spoiler. 1/2

#AprilAdventure 29 I suspect my readers are going to hate me, track me down and beat me up for Bloodmaster's ending, but not for the usual reasons. I will say that I don't intend to give *Lina* a bad ending, but that's about it.

#AprilWorldbuilders 29 My new project is about a young journalist who uncovers a plot by her own government to facilitate the country's invasion by foreigners, and must find proof to expose it, but it's fantasy with pirates, gods and stuff. 1/2

It's the last day of my WYVERN reviews! On this day, N for NEURONS, I talk about the times a character showed off their good thinkin' skills! Daisuke discovering a poison all on his own and doing all the proper research on it, naming it, recording it into his journal, and then taking

#FantasyIndiesApril 29: Character habits Lina's life is (currently) too chaotic for proper habits, so here are her likes: Walking around, talking to people, and working. She is especially fond of hearing (but not necessarily spreading) gossip, and gravitates toward it.

Eis que você quer muito odiar um restaurante porque o atendimento é tenebroso, o espaço é um inferno e o tempo de espera é infinito, mas a comida é tão boa que de alguma forma você continua voltando lá de tantos em tantos meses

Tenho que pausar a música: 😭 É porque começou a chover bem forte: 😋

Um eterno ranço: cliente nojento que coloca no sistema a culpa de todo e qualquer problema, mesmo quando o problema é queda de internet ou pessoa que esqueceu a senha

#AntagonistApril 28 Bloodmaster #3: Tenebra is actually a freak in the sense she has more than one thing going for her. She has: - Access to a magic that allows her to "create" things - A magic sword that can cut almost anything and send flying slashes - A form of quasi-immortality 1/2

#AprilAdventure 28 Lina usually earns her victory by getting hurt, and a recent defeat she suffered has cost her the chance to become a Slayer. She's currently fighting to reverse that.

#AprilWorldbuilders 28 Dreams are mostly just dreams, BUT the time a person is asleep is usually the ideal time to send them visions, since they're not doing anything anyway. Gonna have to play a little more with this idea.

Tem que trabalhar, mas a minha vontade mesmo era passar a tarde inteira jogando expedition 33

pqp que anime lindo do caralho

Puta que pariu nubank para de me oferecer pix automático eu não quero AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I no longer trust vibe-based, instrumental playlists on youtube. Sadly, it's slop all the way down