Do you want to hear something hilarious, but incredibly frustrating? I had a near-undefeated run as Silence Suzuka. The only race she lost... was her Make Debut. #ウマ娘 #Umamusume

"Aw, man, I just shot Maruzen in the face." "What'd the fuck did you do that for?!" "Man, I didn't mean to do that, it was an accident!" (Don't worry; Maruzen survived with just a big gash on her cheek.) #ウマ娘 #Umamusume

URA Champion #12... Yep, it's Hishi Amazon! She didn't need a clock until the URA Finals. In retrospect, I should've used her as an End Closer the whole career through, even though she got an A in Pace Running via Inheritance. #ウマ娘 #Umamusume

I got two, count 'em, TWO copies of Hishi Amazon with only one 10-pull! Plenty of Carats left over to roll for Manhattan Café when she comes around! #ウマ娘 #Umamusume

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Self-care things I've done today: -took out the recyclables -showered -worked out with hand weights -drank orange juice -lit a scented candle I feel much, much less stressed when my mother's not in the house.😊

Looks like I'm going to be alone in the house for a few days. I can already feel my mental health improving. First thing I did was go downstairs and take out the recyclables.

Right now, I'm too upset to want to do anything, even relax.😣

My mother broke down crying because I told her I wasn't in the mood to wash my own dishes. First it was "you need to learn how to take care of yourself," now it's "I can't do anything by myself." Which is it? Can't you ever be honest with me?

300 but cute.

Won the Hot Spring Getaway with El Condor Pasa! #ウマ娘 #Umamusume

How cute. Kayoko is ticklish. #BlueArchive #블루아카이브 #ブルアカ

So, just to recap this week: - Poland is asking the rest of NATO to hold a security conference re: Russia - A far-right political activist was killed, and the killer hasn't been found yet - Visa and Mastercard has expanded their ban to include fantasy-themed items - Haru Urara died

URA Champion #11: El Condor Pasa! On the way, we managed to grab a whole bunch of dirt race trophies, including the last G3 trophy (at least for now)! #ウマ娘 #Umamusume

Holy shazbot, I got Dress Saori on my 6th pull!😁 #BlueArchive #블루아카이브 #ブルアカ

URA Champion #10: Daiwa Scarlet! Her career started out rough; lost her maiden race, got 2nd in each of the Triple Tiara races, but came back strong. Also, my 2nd Uma to vacation in the hot springs with (after BAKUSHIN!!!, but she doesn't count). #ウマ娘 #Umamusume

If I draw more gay hoplite girls, would the plushie get a huge final boost?👉👈

Just put me out of my Godforsaken misery right now.

My mother says it's OK for me to be unemployed because my mental health comes first, but she's the biggest danger to my mental health; arguing with me over everything, refusing to take "no" for an answer, putting her ego above everything else... I'd give anything to no longer have to deal with her.

I love it when I explicitly tell my mother that I'm depressed because I forgot my meds yesterday, and she instead ignores me and insists it's because I've been eating sugar.

Man, I've been feeling... empty these last couple of days. Just not wanting to do anything, not even sleep.

something lucky has appeared! #umamusume #hoopsart

I really need to start posting on Bluesky more often. My posts don't get a lot of attention here, but that's better than on Mr. Animal Stench's site, where they get zero attention, not even from my followers. Also, the #BlueArchive fandom here isn't 99% comprised of fans of Infidelity Castro.

After seeing KinZaibatsu get misery for having her favorite BA yuri 'ship celebrate pride month, I thought I'd ask @rideth-mochi.bsky.social to draw something to stick it to the haters. So, yeah, female!Sensei x Mari. Enjoy, and thanks, Mochi. #BlueArchive #블루아카이브 #ブルアカ

apparently blue archive got hacked and instead of doing anything malicious the hacker just did this

Obtained Rei! #BlueArchive #블루아카이브 #ブルアカ

suits second design pass (& ayanami) #hoopsart

After much blood, toil, tears, and sweat, Haru Urara is URA champion #9! She won every URA race on her first try this go-around, and only needed a do-over for the JBC Sprint. #ウマ娘 #Umamusume

The inevitable (and adorable) result of Gold Ship's antics, courtesy of @rideth-mochi.bsky.social. Thank you kindly!😊 #ウマ娘 #Umamusume

Lady Lucerne & Lady Joanna. Knights of the Ordo Mediare.

The witch from #slaytheprincess #speedpaint #artprocess #procreate #slaytheprincesswitch

Idol PoW 🎶 Anonymous doodle commission and birthday gift for @crimsonsilly.bsky.social! #AzurLane #アズールレーン #アズレン #碧蓝航线 #rkgk

バニー天龍

leipzig doodle nope i still don't know how to draw heels 🫠 #hoopsart

I just woke up. I had some disturbing dreams. I'm feeling emotionally weak right now.

wanna hop in the hot springs? #AzurLane #AzurLane7thAnniv #アズールレーン #hoopsart

honolulu luau~ comm for GunnarTook on twitter #アズールレーン #AzurLane #hoopsart

Volte move and boobs

I've been feeling emotionally weak lately.

URA Finale Champ #6: Gold Ship! Trained her as a Pace Runner, and finished the whole campaign without using a clock! After three years with her, I think we both need to get fitted for a straitjacket.🤪 #ウマ娘 #Umamusume

What is a god compared to a mama? I got my first undefeated run with none other than Super Creek. #ウマ娘 #Umamusume

#ウマ娘 #Umamusume My most recent playthrough with Air Groove had some high highs and some low lows. She had a bad tendency to get boxed in, which led to her getting below 5ᵗʰ in a bunch of races. She thankfully managed to get to the URA Finals, and then... this happened.

Don't ask me why I did this. I guess I just REALLY like Columbo memes.

Oh, my God. Not only are Rudolf's puns awful, they're contagious.😅 #ウマ娘 #Umamusume

Had my second run with El Condor Pasa, my second run with Mayano Top Gun, and my first run with Symbol Rudolf. Did pretty good, but didn't make it all the way. #ウマ娘 #Umamusume

Just started a career with Symboli Rudolf, and she's *already* breaking out the bad puns. #ウマ娘 #Umamusume

Mongolian umamusume 🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎🐎 🐎 🐎 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

speedran a bunnysuit design for vampire to use in a comm dunno if i'll revisit and refine this later #hoopsart

F91 PMW Very late Stream goal from @plamoweekender.bsky.social , super grateful for all the support towards curing Alzheimers Cant wait for next year!

🌺Flora, you have again failed the God.