Tomodachi Life as a leading indicator of Woke 2. Culture Warriors, come out to plaaaaayyyyyyyyy

Liking Eve from Stellar Blade is like liking Marie from Persona 4 Golden. You are so easily swayed by the blandest forms of pandering that the multilevel marketing schemes you have fallen for were right to relieve you of your money.

“Had to find other ways to invest / Cause you rappers found every way to ruin Pateks” - Pusha T

Decades of Bostonian Insufferability flow back through my veins, new merch is already in the cart, smugness levels lighting up radar installations across the eastern seaboard. Ahem: HOW ABOUT THAT SCHEDULE

I know you have to have one in the Live Service side of the Industry, but saying “year one plan” is begging the universe to smite you.

One of the great innovations in comedy in 2026 is video editors finally realizing how funny the THPS Special Trick sound effect is when deployed correctly.

Already have seen the future where OBAA and Sinners is believed to be a two horse race and then Hamnet Shakespeare in Love’s the win. Above is based on nothing but vibes.

Oh, Sean McDermott was doing the Tomlin method of managing Divas except to his bosses instead of WRs.

Baker talking a lot of smack for a guy who failed to climb NFCS Shit Mountain. That said, hell yeah pissed off Baker is back.

There’s a place near me called “Pho To Go” and it’s really not helping white people out with proper pronunciation.

Watching Caleb Williams running backwards to the fucking 40 and throwing a prefect dime: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Pi...

Imagine moving away from Soldier Field

What the actual fuck Caleb

Broncos + Patriots in the AFC "Everyone Thought You Are Frauds All Year" Championship is hilarious. Sometimes the Wins do indeed count for more than the Eye Test. I mean the NFC team in the Super Bowl may be favored by 14 but that's not the point right now.

It’s time to count out the Broncos in the 4th Quarter.

You can be in one of those fancy transforming flat beds on a plane and the quality of sleep does not escape the “plane sleep” quadrant.

Disney can still make Legends Canon if Dave Filoni is brave enough. I don’t want to agree with the chud caucus, but making a sequel trilogy where no idea survived a single movie is probably not ideal.

My complaint with Lego Pokémon is not that there's sets for the too much disposable income crowd (it's Lego) it's that it's *only* those and like a 60 USD Eevee. There should be good 15 to 40 USD sets like Minecraft has, even Star Wars has things for the kids to offset the literal Death Star.

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New England has always been a Defense First Team

I don’t think the government realizes the extent to which every digital medium is an anti-ICE chat. Old forum that became a Discord? Coworker group chat? Ventrillo server for a dead game? Dating app profile of a girl you like? Voicemail from Grandma? All of the above baby.

>THIS STATEMENT WILL PUT AN END TO THE RIDICULOUS SPECULATION THAT HAS SPREAD ONLINE. Editor’s note: it did not.

January, when you want to go to a baseball game and get ice cream in a mini plastic helmet but the world is too cold for such beauty.

Hmm…

Sure. Woke 1.0 was academic terminology that was then misinterpreted by your HR department, tumblr, and bad faith culture warriors. “Microaggression” is a perfectly valid descriptor of the endless daily indignities one must face. It’s also a term that is incredibly easy to misattribute and mock.

First as tragedy, then as farce… then as farce, then as tragedy, then as tragedy, then as both, then as tragedy, then as farce [list continues]

It’s all Shock and Awe in Primetime again.

“Prompt Engineering” is unfortunately not a sin that comes from AI, but the whole tech sector. “Ask multipart questions with context and direction” could only be considered hidden knowledge if you’ve never done it before, and lack the soft skills to ID it as such.

Men want romance options in games, but with plausible deniability. Dispatch is doing a BioWare classico here. Had it come out 15 years ago, we’d be arguing over Blazer / Invisigal on page 57 of a forum like god intended.

It's all jokes and smoke 'till the truth start schemin' Can't contain the disdain for y'all demons You talk clean and bomb hospitals So I speak with the foulest mouth possible

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

Voice training implies the existence of voice combo trials.

Me: “New Year, you know what that means.” Brain: “In the year Three Thousand and Thirty everybody wants to be an MC” Me: “In the year Three Thousand and Thirty everybody wants to be a DJ”

Josh Allen turned off the headset, the game can now start.

I really need someone with brains to take over Mozilla. Not because I use Firefox, but because if the crown jewel of open source software is fucking Git, I will git commit a crime.

Game Dev story is a documentary. I would also sometimes catch fire at my open floor plan desk when I did more design doc work.

This is long term booking.

UConn Football without Him Mora, unfortunately.

You get those Christmas photos? Yeah boss, real Godspeed You! Black Emperor, just like you wanted. Dead Flag Blues, car is on fire with no driver at the wheel, they don’t sleep on the beach anymore type shit.

Worked security for a natural history museum. Elevator duty was the worst because you’d get lightheaded from going up and down without seeing the sun or walking. But sometimes a mummified corpse would be wheeled on and the researcher would gladly tell you name + how many centuries old they were.

Trying to workshop a “2010s Poptimism was a dead end but elevating Carly Rae Jepsen and Robyn was a net good” take. Flawed theory, good practice?

You think they would have stopped those serial experiments if they were so lame.

2000s: Wow, Ancient Rome was so amazing! Me: Hell yeah! 2020s: Wow, Ancient Rome was so amazing! Me: *eyes narrowing* please elaborate on why you think it was amazing, statue avatar man.

When the weather gets cold and wet, there is only one option.

Lmao Bank of America thought they were going to get “civilized debate” or “finding common ground” from CBS. Instead they got “should half of our clientele have a reason to fuck off?” by a rag wearing CBS’ skin.