Can’t believe being social at an outdoor event improved my mood. What the fuck, I want my lawyer.

Oh yeah, it’s real Laguna Posting Hours Again

You should exclusively run utility programs that were made in anger by a software engineer who had reached the end of his rope on some Certified Microsoft Bullshit. Castle doctrine for an operating system type shit.

Saluting the brave Scotts who now need to face a fate worse than death (Game vs Brazil in goddamn Miami)

I love the USMNT Coach showing up in what I can only describe as "Carhartt For Formal Occasions" Twice in a row

The remaining fish in the Potomac

I am compelled to defend the honor of Tetsuya “Entire Dress made of Belts” Nomura. Man is a huge contemporary fashion nerd and he‘s not just making shit up on the fly.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the III Day Weeknd.

Dunkin spreading throughout Scotland RN

“It’s like expecting the mob to save a struggling restaurant with a popular new dish and reimagined hospitality. The kitchen fire is coming. All they know is the fire.”

If you’re from Chicago legally this means you have to be blind drunk by 2PM now

Talk about the Canes without mentioning the Whalers Challenge (Impossible) (Imagine the custody battle over brass bonanza and the goal horn if they ever came back tho)

When they eventually put the pope up for sainthood, the Nova Knicks will be example 1 for miracles.

Any excuse to repost Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly dot mp4

No one tell Ken about the Tom & Jerry Gatcha Game

Meanwhile my group chat got all the cool philosophers in here. Socrates, Diogenes, Bofedes, all dem cats.

Rooting for South Africa as a white guy is basically “no please, I know what it looks like“

Real Castle Simulation Hours are Back Lads (Shoutout Firefly, been making the same "niche" genre for 25+ years and I'm here for it every time)

I like that it's now tradition for the teaser trailer to be darker and edgier and have people go "maybe they'll make it more SMT again" You fools, you will get scooby doo mysteries in this graveyard

GO GO GO DUMB AT THE SIDESHOW

The World Cup happening the same year as America 250 must be great for branding teams. They can do AMERICA FUCK YEAH for the normies but also WOW INTERNATIONAL CELEBRATION when the former gets a little too chudlike or if woke 2 keeps accelerating.

Get the fuck in the Sonic Kart Racer Shinji

They’re been trying to bring Crossfire to the west for like a decade now and nobody wants to tell the bigwigs their massive FPS IP only exists because counterstrike wasn’t approved in China. It’s like trying to bring a soulless Dragon Quest game to Japan, you are no longer competing against nothing.

This and Backrooms is going to cause so many studio execs to come to different and wrong conclusions. They’re not going to go “huh, maybe we should take a closer look at what is currently resonating with the youth” They’re going to go “oh my god we need Mr Beast directing a goosebumps reboot”

Unfortunately my Linksys blue era was when I had Time Warner Cable, and the latter really made me hate said router. Wasn’t its fault the service had only two modes: Slow and Degraded.

The most Chicago thing about Chicago is how furiously the locals insist that being from the suburbs and claiming “Chicago“ is heresy and Stolen Valor. Naperville, Evanston, Skokie, Joliet, even Rosemont is fake Chicago. This isn’t the Buffalo Bills playing in Orchard Park, This will be treason.

I don’t approve of Marvel Quips, but more games should have a cube of goo companion.

The industry has basically relied on cheap Nintendo handhelds to onboard people into the console hardware space. If a Switch 2 is 700 USD its going to have long tail effects for more than a console generation.

Mina and 007 and Lego Batman in the same week is brutal work. [Continues to play Marathon]

i’m going to lay siege to a data center

The pundit class was never properly inoculated to online bullshit. They never lived with a bad admin taking over a forum and the subsequent user exodus. They never had a crashout in a semi-safe environment where, at most, 12 people saw you act a fool and leave forever (make an alt).

At the risk of rapidly becoming a car guy, I do not like the current trends in consumer cars since… 2017? Fuckhuge touchscreen, front grill the size of a wall mounted tv, bafflingly designed rims, cheap plastic looking colors, non-body color roof done badly. This one in particular is giving…

Bob from Chicago practically playing Peter Gabriel outside my window to get me to come back.

Bro I cannot wait until Online Foxman is a character in the next Kojima game

Passed an Irish Busker playing Wheatus Teenage Dirtbag In a heavy Gaelic accent. Cross cultural dialogue is alive and well.

Stewart vs Colbert is basically the two ways the GOP made us all insane. One is cathartic anger + shock. Focused on the hypocrisy of it all and getting out of over your skis. The other is a superposition of absurdity + normie. Being pleasant while compartmentalizing the horror into a 2nd persona.

Incredibly funny that Disney gave the Star Wars keys to Hat Man juuuuust before Lone Wolf And Cub And Grogu looks to bomb. They keep doing this. The Game of Thrones guys, Taika, Feige. Shit is a cursed chalice.

“Only thing that can kill Destiny is Destiny” - a wise man, circa Taken King D3 could literally just be all of D1 and D2 unvaulted and they could probably get nerds to buy it again.

[Anger in voice disproportionate to context] *It’s called a Crunchwrap Supremely Difficult Time*

I remember one year at worlds (league) where a Canadian player named Wildturtle choked a game to a Chinese team and Weibo dubbed him “Brother Turtle“ In the decade since, this has now cross-pollinated with “rest In Valhalla brother, we have the watch” memes. I fucking love cross cultural dialog.

I have an incredibly dumb think piece banging around in my head how the grinch leak for Smash Bros was a very good, low stakes way to be introduced to a post-truth / post-trust internet. Better to get bamboozled by some Scrimblos than by AI making stuff up in your work environment.

Looking at my plane ticket and they’re inventing new base-16 methods to show I’m in the last group to board.

In Another World where I fuck up the book market yet again.

The tragedy of Pygmalion

Need me a caked up shawty who knows all the dinosaur names