The MNF aerial shot of Foxborough traffic brought back some demons. That shit is so ass.

The 1.50 USD Hot Dog is a moral and ethical imperative. Actual Praxis.

My new favorite thing at airports is a dog that is very clearly not a service dog and just has a Temu harness + patch slapped on. Truly advanced deception. no one will notice them smelling and barking at everything.

Clanker is a decent enough pejorative, but I feel bad for fictional robots and my mutuals who are robot fuckers. They didn’t want this hellscape, they wanted to fuck a Gundam or at the very least 2B.

When I find the spambot owner besmirching Yuri

the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year

Love being of the age where the over the hill musical acts are now from my generation. Get that paper fellas.

Several years old sticks totaling 64 gigs of 3200MHz (!) DDR4 (!!) is 599 USD on Newegg (!?!?) And AI bros wonder why people who actually work with tech on the daily are screaming into the void.

100% the moment i lost it

No one is mixing up the Hpnotiq and exotic in this country anymore. Congress must act.

It’s all fun and games talking Thanksgiving food like “I prefer ham“ or pie discourse; even haram takes like “not liking mashed potatoes” because you’re wack and never had proper Irish family ancestral knowledge. That’s allowed until you come for the festive food tube. The cran tube is sacred.

We have discovered the identity of Q from Street Fighter Third Strike

Yeah I have a similar list: 1. Clone Wars (Genndy) 2. Kotor (game) 3. Kotor (comic) 4. Lego Star Wars 1+2 5. Dark Forces / Jedi Knight 6. Republic / Dark Times 7. Kotor II 8. Rouge Squadron (any) 9. Vector Prime (for how insane it made fans) 10. Jedi Prince (ditto) 11. The Battlefront Gonk Droid

SM64DS is the superior version of the game because it has Luigi Poker.

Somewhere in the back of Creative Studio III is a box titled “worst case scenario emergency only“ and inside is a single post it note: “Y'shtola with a Gun Dress Sphere Game”

1. I’ve been thinking about how succinct “debt masquerading as financial innovation” is for like 8 hours. 2. Fill up the bath tub, Margot Robbie needs to explain the Nvidia GPU cycle.

Valve are not announcing a price for Steam Machine because they are hoping for an anti tariff ruling from the Supreme Court, or at worst more tariffs between price announce and availability. Will they get it? Will prices actually go down? Will they hit the promised land of Sub 700USD? Probably not.

Notre Dame keeping the offense off the field. Their own offense.

Joe Brady:

Do I think we will ever get the full Epstein docs? No. Do I think the guy who stored top secret docs next to the shitter will have a coordinated redaction and disinformation campaign? Also No.

It’s only an indie studio it’s formed by a burned out AAA designer, otherwise it’s sparkling itch io.

Game of the year voice: GAME OF THE YEAR

Blue Prince should be on here, and I am also surprised by no Split Fic, but you could do a lot worse than this list. I hope the TGA orchestra plays the fucking Hyper-French Mime Combat Accordion Song for E33.

Walter: Got a Job for you 621, Arquebus is building something inside of Praxis, a self-proclaimed network state. The Liberation Front is paying us to have it dealt with. Ayre: Raven. Praxis is a wound on my people, on our people. Be careful, who knows what lurks inside.

Compromise for the American Police. You no longer have an MRAP but you can deploy caltrops like the Batmobile to deal with the people who are going 90+ without a muffler next to my apartment.

I get this, I really do. but if the player can’t be assed to fucking play the game then what are we even doing here? If we’re that far gone I’ll let someone else be the elevator music of video games.

Oh brother this guy sucks www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikG...

Mirror, I have prepared, show me my greatest fears! “You’re not beating the male lesbian allegations” No… “If you were born a century ago you would be writing awful letters to girls you met once” Mirror I command you to stop! “Using words like porcelain and supple to describe her skin and shit”

I am choosing to believe our current games writing malaise is less an intentional choice, and more the result of the cutting of narrative positions across AAA, and the loss of senior writers because they’re too expensive. Like even Borderlands 2 would get serious from time to time.

we wanted to make samus’s experience as a capable woman more realistic, so we gave her an annoying man who thinks that he’s funny and constantly telling her what to do

Steam Machines feel like one of those cultural events that took place in a barely remembered adjacent timeline. Like the U2 Spider-Man Broadway musical except Alienware also made one.

She’s out here doing fucking DBZ magic flashstep combos. Real cosmic star mom appreciators stay winning.

“Adults...struggle desperately with fiction, demanding constantly that it conform to the rules of everyday life… when the answer is obvious even to the smallest child: because it's not real.” - Grant Morrison

Running late to trending topic voice "Nautical Disaster by the Tragically Hip is better than Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"

Trying and failing to shove the genie back in the bottle: “haha nono bro I have this for sure, just a couple more tweaks around the edges haha”

Fallout 4 Anniversary Edition? Like what are we doing Bethesda that was only… That was 10 whole ass years ago. Oh. Oh no.

What I learned from Armored Core VI: You are forced to pick your enemies more than your allies, the people who help you along the way don’t understand you as much as the people you fight, in the end everything burns. What I also learned from ACVI: Just land Stagger into Pile Bunker lol.

This inspired me to mash up these clips with Coffin Flop, and, well

This is basically why Francis and now Leo have been slowly dismantling Opus Dei’s power base. The former know that the only parts of the Vatican the later respects is the architecture and bank vault.

Fellas, who’s up aloofing they wife?

“Fuck you Staten Island, you’re not a real Borough”

You underestimate them at your own peril

Naming my indie band No Purchase Necessary and our Debut Album “Void Where Prohibited” Everyone groans at my shit, Pitchfork gives me a 6.4, don’t ask why my parents names are blue on Wikipedia.

Confirmation that Mookie is going into the hall in a Dodgers cap, fucking end me dude

“To understand the Modern Church you need a Doctorate of Divinity and Latin“ - Wack, False, Busted “To Understand the Modern Church you need to understand The Red Line and Ozzie Guillén“ - Factual, Enlightened, True

Honestly if DePaul does’t leap at the chance to become the only way to understand the current Catholic Church through the lens of Chicago Wards and Neighborhoods that’s on them.