"Everything that could have gone wrong, has gone wrong." Those were the first words I ever "professionally" wrote for Jays Journal on Sept. 27, 2012, as a 22-year-old fool covering the @bluejays.com after filling a position posted on Drunk Jays Fan (!) by @stoeten.bsky.social. 1/7

Live soon on twitch.tv/Soaral!

6 streamers, 3+ hours, one Survivor! We're playing Streamer Survivor, a board game with strategizing, alliances, secret powers, and tons of drama! Main broadcast: Sunday, Sept. 28 @ 6 pm ET on twitch.tv/Soaral! Each player streaming their POV on Twitch! Come on in!

Going live to compete in flipping each other off within our houses ... or something. twitch.tv/DGenerator

Introducing, my original idea, a house flipper invitational! Featuring: @lordfartamor.bsky.social @dgenerator.bsky.social @arvidthemusic.bsky.social @9bub.tv @kooby.soy & more! And Judges: @zeas.sm64.live @luckyowl360.bsky.social @gameykatie.bsky.social 🎨: @cookiehau.bsky.social

You know a breeder's work is never through / We're making carats, we're making hooves / The only way we know how to groove / is to glue hard, spark hard, glue hard, spark hard...

Stream time! Forgive my voice... twitch.tv/DGenerator

Now that @snatchowl.bsky.social has been unbanned, I can finally go live on Twitch to watch Northernlion's appearance on The Yard. Dles first, then watch it with us! twitch.tv/DGenerator

is this place better yet?

Now that The Bazaar is in open beta, time to play my first games of this totally-not-controversial hero card battler! Type As encourage until warning shots are fired. twitch.tv/DGenerator

People parrot an unfounded idea of "go woke? go broke." I'm putting that to the "test" in The Executive, making only movies that would be considered "woke" (or Canadian) by braindead standards. Time to make a profit, live on Twitch! twitch.tv/dgenerator

Squeexpardy 2025 is now live! Thanks to @bigrobbiesbbq.bsky.social @slayyyqueen.bsky.social and Sunraesz for participating! www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zv2...

We're going live on Twitch in roughly half an hour! Be there! twitch.tv/DGenerator

For the second edition of @squeex.bsky.social Jeopardy, I'm testing 3 community members in Squeex-based trivia. That's right, THIS. is. Squeexpardy! @bigrobbiesbbq.bsky.social Sunraesz and returning champ @slayyyqueen.bsky.social Saturday, Feb 15 @ 3pm ET Live on twitch.tv/DGenerator!

Going live at noon ET to see what the fuss is about with Civ 7! I bought the game so you don't have to! twitch.tv/dgenerator

Live now! twitch.tv/DGenerator

At 4 pm ET today, I'll be going live on Twitch for allyship with Rock Band-esque @yarg.in night, in support of charity Rainbow Railroad. LGBTQI+-coded songs on vocals and/or guitar. $10 = wheel spin. Hope you can support!

me to my brain reminding me of all my past mistakes before going to sleep

Done the unthinkable; made a normie account for IRL people to put up a wall between A____ at the agency and mommy milkers-focused red pikmin.

Squeenie Saturday stream! Cheering on our favorite balds by reacting to @nathanstanz.bsky.social and @northerniion.bsky.social's deep dive of Northernlion, followed by watching The Streamer Awards! Check it out! twitch.tv/DGenerator

Gotta do some housework tomorrow, so we do TWO STREAMS IN A ROW??!? It's likelier than you think! twitch.tv/DGenerator

Surprise Friday stream! Failthrough Fridays begins with a trip through David Cage's best work (derogatory) Detroit: Become Human. twitch.tv/DGenerator

One of the biggest reasons I'm not heavily involved in reality TV anymore is because so many of its fans take things way too personally or parasocially. Most of the glaring criticisms made within fandoms have an obvious tilt that can be summed up, at its core, with "it should have been me on TV!"

Streamer Awards / Pookies / Nymn voting: All Balds Edition. Come watch me make live picks! twitch.tv/DGenerator

Follow and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl - Ultimate Edition (Steam) codes courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social (giveaway ends Nov 27 - 6 PM PT. Eligible wolrdwide except Russia/Belarus) the game is also 20% off at Gamesplanet w/ code STALKER buff.ly/3YL63fd

i wanna smoke the shit that made detroit become human

I don't know how you could watch the Raptors / Celtics game and leave not believing that the game is rigged and gambling has had a monumentally awful impact on sports.

Mauro Ranallo AND Ariel Helwani? It truly is TheScore hours.

The streets were not ready, my friends.

thank god for deck.blue, this website is quite usable now.

It's going to be a long week of posting bangers in chats that don't get the flow until Northernlion comes back.

Pivoting from "they're weird" to "our cabinet will be filled with those weirdos, actually," is going to be studied in political theory classes for decades.

Centrism is a plague.

Today's important ballot has been filled: Creative Arts: @eleanalikesart.bsky.social Roleplay: @lozdog.bsky.social Hidden Gem: @aspecticor.bsky.social Fortnite: @connoreatspants.bsky.social Strategy: NL VTuber: @epherma.bsky.social Variety: @squeex.bsky.social Rising Star: @chiblee.bsky.social

Rare stream: Voting on The Streamer Awards and The Pookies! You should probably vote on Tuesday, too! twitch.tv/DGenerator

HAWK TU-AH WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL MEEEEEEEE

vote bluesky no matter whosky

Wizards of the Coast to Dockside Extortionist, Jeweled Lotus, Mana Crypt, and Nadu, Winged Wisdom in Commander: "This is an illegal Gathering."

Squeex was right about Dan Clancy.

Watching @northernlionlp.bsky.social got me cooked, mannn

The Dodgers game showing Tom Hanks in their celeb reel with no mention of Chet Hanks beside him is quite catastrophic for White Boy Summer