me, walking down a busy street: Mmmmm, oh yeah. Look at the rear end on that one. *licks lips*
wife: Excuse me?!?
me: Uh….. it’s not what it sounds like!
wife: It sounds like you’re ogling another one of those older, compact pickup trucks.
me: I….
wife: ……
me: *hangs head* It was a ‘98 Ford Ranger.
23 days ago